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« on: August 08, 2006, 08:11:36 pm »
this is a Frump.

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this one is mr. Frump. every frump is called mr. frump. its easier to remember everyones name that way.

diet:

carrots and a cup of milk. meat gives them gas.


planet:

the planet frump.


habitat:

not too cold, oh and they like it to be humid, if its too dry they always get bloody noses.


personality:

they have the personality of a frump. they also get sad if you make fun their noses.

interests:

frumps like to stand and hope no one makes fun of their nose. they also like to go sleep so they can wake up so they can have their milk because if they drink too much milk they get sick. they also like to drive around in their fancy ars. they still have tail fins, they think that makes them look like fishies.


culture:

the frumps culture is based around cars. the more you drive your car and the bigger your tail fins the cooler you are. the government is based around one person called mr. frump. its easier to remember.


industry:

frumps don't have very long arms so they spent 3000 years driving around in mushrooms, or pretending to drive in mushrooms. then they finally acumialated enough knowledge to build robo arms without the use of their arms. they then made machines by making other machines which built the machines they used to build the machines that built the machines. when the machines exploded from error in processing they just built the machines without looking what they were doing. then they just waited for another intellegent species to give them robo arms. the species then became extincted when their minds exploded when the frump told them how they first made robo arms. they now keep their history in an unlocked stone toom. they thought that the spookiness would drive off raiders. besides, it was easier. today the frumps saying, "easier is better than better", other than making a few minds explode, has made them the top producers of the toys you find in cerial boxes.


war:

frumps have a history of bloody wars. their major weapons being, the frump bomb, frumpgian bombs, AK frumps, F-6 frump, and the notorious ford pinto.


TV and comics:

frumps havbe many differen't quality TV shows. such as "happy days with mr. frump" and, "frump in the shell" and the most popular, "cowboy frump". movies are another part of it. with ones such as "the frumptrix", "mr. frump goes to washington", and a favorite, "citizen frump".


technology:

frumps like cars. they like unreliable cheap junky cars that they sel;l to other species so they can buy a car with big tail fins. they are a mass producer of the toys you find in cerial boxes and the stuff you find on the shopping channel.


religion:

frumps follow their profit mr. frump. who freed the frumps and saved all of the kingdom of frump.


bio:

2ft tall

large nose

tiny hands

likes milk

i'll add more later.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2006, 10:38:29 pm by aname »


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Re: Frumps
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2006, 08:17:34 pm »
hahaha omg that's great, keep going!

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Re: Frumps
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2006, 08:28:28 pm »
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Re: Frumps
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2006, 08:47:21 pm »
Any relation to Mr. Saturn?
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Re: Frumps
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2006, 08:48:22 pm »
no. mr. saturns are from saturn and frumps are from the planet frump. duh.
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Re: Frumps
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2006, 06:30:50 am »
Any relations with the Smurfs ?

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