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Re: Spore Commercial
« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2007, 09:03:35 am »
Boom! Advertising gold!

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Re: Spore Commercial
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2007, 09:07:33 am »
Here's an idea.  Some cool music starts playing in an empty house with a goldfish.  In the bowl, there is also a scorpion.  The scorpion attacks the fish, but misses.  The scorpion gets bigger and crawls out of the bowl.  The fish comes out too.  The Fish turns into a giant salamandar-thing, and the scorpion turns into a giant millipede that attacks the salamandar-thing.  Then, the millipede shrinks and the Salamandar thing splits in two.  One turns into a lizard, which splits into a bunch of dinosaurs that die.  The other turns into a Dimetrodon, which turns into a rat.  The rat turns into a bunch of modern mammals, which all start wrecking the house.  Suddenly, one of the monkeys turns into a human, who yells "Get out of my house!" and kicks all the animals but the dead dinosaurs out of his house.  He starts watching TV, with an ad for Spore.  He says "Oh, yeah, evolution" sarcastically, does the crazy signal, then turns around, walks two steps, trips over the dead dinosaurs and gets eaten by a tiger.
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Re: Spore Commercial
« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2007, 10:01:27 am »
Yeah, that one was pretty nice.