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Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« on: July 28, 2006, 08:10:01 pm »
WHY!?

Omg... Hollywood you n00bs... where to begin.

1. STOP taking bribes from the government and making superhero movies, we get the point, but guess what: Iraq still sucks.

2. STOP casting Tim Allen as some kind of father figure we can look up to, the guy is not, nor has ever been "cool."

3. STOP using the same special effects and style they used in "Spy Kids," because they're NOT special anymore.

I pity the children. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! They deserve better than this chewed up repetitive CRAP.

WHY DAMNIT!? WHY!?

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 08:34:29 pm »
Hollywood is just milking the cash cow that is Spy Kids.

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 08:35:59 pm »
Hollywood is just milking the cash cow that is Spy Kids.

I feel like crying... the poor children :'(

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 08:41:03 pm »
eh, the children can shove it, what about meeeeeeee!!!
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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 09:00:37 pm »
Meh, if the kids don't think it's crap. Whats the point in fighting it?

Just don't go see it.

Oh, and how is Tim Allen a good role modle? I thought he went to jail for drugs

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 09:02:04 pm »
Oh, and how is Tim Allen a good role modle?

He's not. I thought I had made that clear.

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 09:03:19 pm »
At least it's not in 3D.
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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 09:06:39 pm »
Oh, and how is Tim Allen a good role modle?

He's not. I thought I had made that clear.

What I ment to do by that point is to ask if he went to jail for drugs. If he did, it adds to your point

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 10:05:41 pm »
Another Spy Kids is coming? God, no...

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 10:16:55 pm »
Another Spy Kids is coming? God, no...

Not "technically," no. But close enough to make me cringe. I found a link to the trailer:

http://movies.about.com/od/zoom/a/zoom071106.htm

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 10:21:05 pm »
Oooh, THIS movie. Yeah, doesn't look that great. But honestly, it doesn't look nearly as bad as Spy Kids.

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 10:34:59 pm »
Hey!  I liked Spy Kids (the first), and almost all Robert Rodriguez's movies.

I agree though, they are just jumping the "kids saving the day in a surreal universe" bandwagon.
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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2006, 06:29:08 am »
zoom makes me want to hit things. >:(
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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2006, 10:22:34 am »
Ever notice that in most kid’s movies, the kids have to do everything? You can't trust adults, or they don't understand what’s going on

Adults are always the bad guys too

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Re: Zoom - a.k.a "Spy Kids Sucked, As Will This"
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2006, 11:08:28 am »
I want a kid superhero movies that's more like real life. They're all whiny brats that use their powers to be little jerks, and then get shot. The end.
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