I had a dream last night where I was a spy from TF2. I first had to escape 2fort where I was trapped, so I tipped the demoman a few pieces of Nazi gold (which I just happened to have in my pocket) to allow me to use his cannon(?) which he had hidden behind the wooden fake cows. I then climbed into it and he fired me out of it, and I flew off into the sunset (literally). After a few hours of flying through what looked like the sky if it met Alice in Wonderland met and made sweet love, I eventually landed (on my two feet nonetheless) in the World of Warcraft, in the middle of a giant forest. I then got a call over my cool Star trek communicator which I had in my pocket from John Steinbeck and that I had to stop the Lich King from taking away people's lands and forcing them to migrate into areas where their lives would be basically worthless.
So I then went off to find the Lich King's secret evil lair. I eventually met up with my contact at a local Applebee's and he happened to be Indiana Jones! So after having dinner with ****ing INDIANA JONES, I questioned him about the location of the base of which he replied "It's in the ground." At first I was confused but after handing me a shovel from nowhere he took me outside where he told me to start digging. And to my surprise, I found the door to his base after just digging a few feet. So me and Indy went inside the base and discovered the Lich King talking to his minions about his evil plan to displace the poor farmers and have their farms replaced with parking lots(?). We then both got out from behind the pillar we were hiding behind and confronted the Lich King who then ordered his minions to kill us. But get this, they were all clones of BRUCE LEE's and CHUCK NORRIS's! So yah, me and indy fought all of them in an battle royal, where I had nothing but a butterfly knife and Indy only had his whip. So me and Indy eventually beat up all of them (yes, I beat Hundreds of Bruce Lee's and Chuck Norris's even though I don't have any martial arts or fighting experience) and confronted the Lich King.
But he was being cheap because he basically told us to **** off and he brought out his greatest warrior, ROBOT JIMI HENDRIX, followed by a few more clones of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris!!! Let me tell you the fight was intense, as Jimi had a ****ing huge electric guitar that shot LIGHTENING AND FLAMES!!! We eventually beat him (though only by tricking the clones of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee to kick his ass) and we then got the Lich King. We pulled off his helmet to see who he was when we suddenly discovered it was RUSH LIMBAUGH with a big fat cigar in his mouth!!! So me and Indy ripped off his head and we escaped the base just as it exploded. We then used the head of Rush Limbaugh to barter a giant dinner at Applebee's, where John Steinbeck congratulated me in person for the fine job we did and Angelina Jolie gave me a lap dance...
So yah...
Robot Jimi Hendrix...
Yah...