Topic: Dreams

[/lurk]

But... ponies can swim.

Why would you drown?

[Kishmond]

I have nearly drowned before. Maybe it was a weirdly warped memory.

[Flisch]

Man, I haven't remembered a single dream for months now. I think I'll pick up my dream journal again. >_>

[Yuu]

Dude, you're dreaming that you're a pony.

Not just any pony...

My Little Space Marines.

[/lurk]

My pony dream:

I was a unicorn who could redirect lightning with my horn. Somehow less awesome than it sounds.

[RiseWhirled]

I just saw the embodiment of innocence in a dream. I only saw her from mid-torso upwards.

She was around 13, wearing a topless green dress, the colour of gooseberries, with patterns on it. Her breasts were almost nonexistent. The colour of her skin was that of light coffee in my favorite coffeeshop. Her eyes were perfectly shaped, and were the colour of pea pods turning to an almost indescribable colour around the pupils, almost a colour of rust, though a bit more vibrant than that. Her hair was tied up in a bun on the back of her head. She wore no expression, at least none that I could see.

It may not seem much to you, but she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, though I felt no attraction to her. Fitting, I suppose, for an embodiment of innocence.

The rest of the dream is a blur. A topless woman in a raincoat, smashing a window with her breasts. My computer and my mom's iPad (which she does not have in real life) sitting outside when it was starting to rain, and me panicking and picking them up to bring them inside. That is all else I remember except for this:

I saw the embodiment of innocence on a website in the dream, something about Christmas elves.

[Gungnir]

Well, that's mildly weird.

[martyk]

There was a fast food shop in my dream.  It was called FISH.  The exterior was green with FISH written in bold letters in white.

I think they sold FISH there.

[ɐןsǝ⊥]

One time I dreamed about boning this chick.

[Plank of Wood]

Hi five bro.

[/lurk]

Clearly an expression of repressed homosexuality.

[Gungnir]

That cigar in Freud's hand points to him having similarly repressed feelings.

[Flisch]

I had a horrifying dream recently. It was about the time when you're not really asleep anymore and on a transition to waking up. Anyway, I was like lying in my bed and wanted to get up. I knew nobody else was at home, because my parents go to work very early. So I wanted to go to the bathroom but suddenly I felt asleep again and fell to the floor. Then after some time I waked up in my bed again but found out that some things in the room changed. But not in a dream way, but more in a "omg a stranger is in my home and he is stealing/rearranging things" kind of way, so I was kind of horrified and wanted to get to safety. I also thought that someone must have gotten me back into my bed, because I clearly fell asleep on the floor. Then I was lying in my bed and could barely move, because apparently I was paralyzed or something. Or maybe I was given some sort of tranquiliser and all I could see was some shapes moving around in the corners of my eye, but I was still sleepy, so I couldn't focus. And then finally I woke up to my alarm clock. D:

[Oviraptor]

Good ol' sleep paralysis.

[Brandonazz]

I dreamed yesterday morning that I took ecstasy.

Which is pretty hilarious.