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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2008, 02:51:33 am »
Oh yeah, here's one from my dad that he wants to make into bumper stickers.

"I'd die for my country. But I'd much rather kill for it."
Your dads awsome.

I wholeheartedly agree. :)
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"I don't have any money cause I don't have a job. I don't have a job cause I didn't go to school. I didn't go to school cause I don't have any money." - A commercial about an educational savings company in Seattle.

I forgot from what company it came from. Once you say it in a loop, you'll get the idea. The Endless Spiral of Doom.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2008, 06:47:11 am »
umm, what the hell? I can't say something negative about Christians without being censored? I don't recall using ANY profanity... I said something like "ignore the idiot moron Christians, they aren't worth arguing with", and it got removed... That's messed up. Let me clarify by saying there ARE really smart, really nice Christians (like my PARENTS), but they are a minority. It is NOT worth the time and effort to convince people who blatantly ignore reason. That is all. I have rights ya know. Just cuz you disagree with me doesn't mean you can edit my posts!!!!

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2008, 08:17:32 am »
''No amount of political freedom can or will satisfy the hungry masses.''

Guess who it is.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2008, 08:56:54 am »
''No amount of political freedom can or will satisfy the hungry masses.''

Guess who it is.

Super Mario?

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2008, 02:01:56 pm »
''No amount of political freedom can or will satisfy the hungry masses.''

Guess who it is.

Super Mario?

lol, I'm still laughing
good one
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"Around the world you may notice that other creatures evolve while others don't"
That's because some of them are christians.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2008, 03:29:32 pm »
If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.  ~Noam Chomsky


Take away the right to say "f***" and you take away the right to say "f*** the government."  ~Lenny Bruce

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2008, 03:32:52 pm »
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Better to live like there was a God, then die and find out there isn't than to live like there wasn't a God then die and find out there is.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2008, 06:38:29 am »
Quote from: Demetri Martin, comedian
Saying "I apologise" is the same as saying "I'm sorry".

Unless you're at a funeral.
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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2008, 06:44:21 am »
Quote from: Demetri Martin
Saying "I apologise" is the same as saying "I'm sorry".

Unless you're at a funeral.
That is so true.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2008, 09:33:31 am »
Funny thing happened in my maths (mechanics) class. There's this really easily excitable girl in our class, who can't seem to concentrate, and the teach was obviously getting a bit frustrated with her; this happened while we were learning friction:

Teacher: A 3kg mass is resting on a rough surface...
Girl: What is the mass
Teacher: It's 3kg
Girl: No, I mean, like, what object is it?
Teacher: It's a dead dog
Girl: <distressed noise>
Teacher: Anyway, μ is 0.2. Which is quite low, this must be a pretty slippery dead dog. Probably oozing something...
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In a movie, one can always pull back and condemn the character or the artist ... But in playing a game ... we can be encouraged to examine our own values by seeing how we behave within virtual space.
tl;dr. But with all those shiny symbols and numbers it's probably awsome.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #55 on: January 22, 2008, 12:53:47 pm »
Funny thing happened in my maths (mechanics) class. There's this really easily excitable girl in our class, who can't seem to concentrate, and the teach was obviously getting a bit frustrated with her; this happened while we were learning friction:

Teacher: A 3kg mass is resting on a rough surface...
Girl: What is the mass
Teacher: It's 3kg
Girl: No, I mean, like, what object is it?
Teacher: It's a dead dog
Girl: <distressed noise>
Teacher: Anyway, μ is 0.2. Which is quite low, this must be a pretty slippery dead dog. Probably oozing something...

Thats brilliant, he/she deserves a win.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2008, 01:11:53 pm »
My New Zealand maths teacher had tons of funny sayings and ramblings, but it was all about the delivery...ans the eecceent. And the fact that he wore an entire different wacky outfit every bad shirt friday.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2008, 02:32:50 am »
Quote from: Demetri Martin
Saying "I apologise" is the same as saying "I'm sorry".

Unless you're at a funeral.
That is so true.

From Australian TV show Newstopia.
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I could say I'm sorry your hair is all grey and wiry but I'm not actually apologising for it because it's not actually my fault.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2008, 05:05:49 pm »
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2008, 05:25:36 pm »
Lol, where'd you get that quote Met?
Kid: Oh wow I'm being deflowered by a grown woman!
Mother: By the way I'm your mother
Kid: OH GOD NO

EDIT: That's where it becomes rape if you were wondering.

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