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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2008, 05:43:20 am »
First of all krakow, you were the one who went off topic in the first place; and secondly, don't even aknowledge you were wrong or anything...

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2008, 06:37:49 am »
Aha KS! Two caan play at that game!

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2008, 07:11:52 am »
Here

Good Lord Almighty. There are no words in the English language that can possibly encompass the feelings that I have right now. Just READING a few of those makes me lose intelligence.


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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2008, 07:55:18 am »
merry christmas

*vid*

That's awesome and creepy at the same time, which is awesome.

A quote:

Messenger: This is madness!
Leonidas: Madness...? This.... is.....SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!
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I am suprised I didn't say this first, nice one Veraal  :)
Kid: Oh wow I'm being deflowered by a grown woman!
Mother: By the way I'm your mother
Kid: OH GOD NO

EDIT: That's where it becomes rape if you were wondering.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2008, 08:41:45 am »
Oh yeah, here's one from my dad that he wants to make into bumper stickers.

"I'd die for my country. But I'd much rather kill for it."


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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2008, 10:27:26 am »
What a coincidence. My dad once told me a similar one.

You don't go to war to die for your country. You go to make the other guy die for his.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2008, 10:29:52 am »
I didn't know your dad was General Patton.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2008, 10:30:30 am »
I didn't know your dad was General Patton.

What good is a quote if it isn't repeated?

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2008, 02:52:14 pm »
Oh yeah, here's one from my dad that he wants to make into bumper stickers.

"I'd die for my country. But I'd much rather kill for it."

Your dads awsome, man I never thought about it that way. Hey I'd rather kill for my country, I am too young to die anyway.
Kid: Oh wow I'm being deflowered by a grown woman!
Mother: By the way I'm your mother
Kid: OH GOD NO

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2008, 02:54:22 pm »
I didn't know your dad was General Patton.

What good is a quote if it isn't repeated?

Patton said "Patriotism isn't dying for your country, it's making the other poor bastad die for his".
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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2008, 02:55:44 pm »
Yeah, that's probably where he got it from.

I never said he came up with the quote.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2008, 02:58:01 pm »
Oh yeah, here's one from my dad that he wants to make into bumper stickers.

"I'd die for my country. But I'd much rather kill for it."
Your dads awsome.

I wholeheartedly agree. :)


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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2008, 05:10:42 pm »
"Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy." -Guillaume Apollinaire - found that on a box of green tea.


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props on starting the thread

let's try to keep it on topic.
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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2008, 05:11:59 pm »
i wonder what patton would be like if he was born after the war

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That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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Re: The Random QUOTE Bonanza!
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2008, 11:30:40 pm »
He'd exactly the same, but he'd be making those godless commie sons of bitches die for their country, instead of those godless jerry sons of bitches.