Author Topic: The Intergalactic Institution of Culinary Arts and Cooking Colosseum. (Food)  (Read 7766 times)

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Only the greatest chefs in the galaxy travel to different quadrants looking for dishes of every sort from every planet and race. But why not bring them here to the Intergalactic Institution of Culinary Arts, located in Beyon City. Here, races can share their all their culinary cuisines. The institution also serves as the Cooking Colosseum. Home of popular intergalactic cooking competition known as the Titanium Chef. You are invited to showcase your creatures finest and not so finest cuisine and perhaps compete with other master chefs to be titled as a Titanium Chef. Competitions may be held upon request, two creatures compete to impress the judges which consist of 5 chosen species. Participants narrate the battle and depending on the judges impression of performance and preference of taste, they will vote the winner. I can explain more if anyone is interested.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2006, 05:42:57 pm by gec05 »



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The Necromonicon Herd challanges the Kratok to a bake-off.

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I thought you guys were dead. Anyways, it's not limited only to the competition, you can show dishes of your creatures as well.

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can there be taste tester or those people who sit in table,waiting for the food to finish and they rate the food.if so sing me up for that.
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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You can be one of the judges.

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I'm just showing off a recipe here. It's cheap Loricatii food, made only on space-stations.

Anemocine Tentacle Jerky

How to make it: Take one Anemocine. Kill it. Remove the shell, the eyes, the body, and everything else except the tentacles, then cook at 480 degrees Fahrenheit for four hours, while basting liberally in salt and barbecue sauce. This sauce depends on your planetary origin, but the Loricatii method is very spicey, composed from Caperagon, basic sugars, and Ichan (Onions basically). After four hours, take a knife, cut up the dried tentacles into strips, and then put it in salt and let it dry in a fridge. This turns the strips into jerky. This should be chopped up after, as any species without a muscular neck often has trouble tearing apart the jerky.
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I forgot, pictures are greatly appreciated if you can. ;D

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Then pictures I shall add
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LOL

Somone eeds to make an alien version of thise creepy guy.

« Last Edit: July 12, 2006, 06:54:57 pm by Hydromancerx »

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Hmm, cant see the picture. What kind of creature should he be?

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Sorry, the Kratok only boil flowers and grass so far =P, though they would love to be vegitarian testers.l

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Hmm, cant see the picture. What kind of creature should he be?

Stupid tripod. I found another. Hmmm i am thinking a Borark would be funny. They are are so small and funny. *imagines one falling into a pot*

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Nice one Hydro. Why does it make me think of the Pug from Men In Black?
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Hmm, cant see the picture. What kind of creature should he be?

Stupid tripod. I found another. Hmmm i am thinking a Borark would be funny. They are are so small and funny. *imagines one falling into a pot*


hmmmm i can taste it already
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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Aww, that image has so many uses :) Just imagine, a skimpy Borark attempting to taste a Naucean dish while the Naucean chef is away, and it falls in. Then the Naucean chef comes back.... ;D

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Remember, 9 out of 10 housewives choose Ma 29's  ;)
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Lol, very funny!
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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When I look at that I think, the ViS wouldn't tell us the real secret ingredient: precision.
As to the accuracy of the labeled ingredients that's a different thing entirely.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 04:02:39 am by Slartibartfast »

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If Soylent Green is people... Where are they getting these people?
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People neednt be humans.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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But it DOES have to be one species or the tastes are inconsistent
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Good one Krakow Sam!!  :D :D

Remember, 9 out of 10 housewives choose Ma 29's  ;)

Yeah and the 10th housewife gets eatten. ;)
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Today Ma 29 was "recycled" for an illegal show of too much personality and for dying her food green rather than keeping it grey....
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Yes, that smile will be counted against her.

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And her hair and apron. Too much self expression!
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Ma 29 doesnt exist. She is a composite character invented by the 29 corporation.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Just like Tony the Tiger and that guy on the Quaker oatmeal box. :P

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I think the best comparison would be Betty Crocker
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Because since when could a ViS have hair anyway.  :P
(Its obviously fake....)

What will you do?

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I'd be REALLY afraid to go to one of their Fondue Places.
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