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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2006, 05:47:33 pm »
The Loricatus

How to anger a Loricatus: Don't. Loricatii are large, predatory creatures that can tear most creatures limb from limb. A Loricatus stands on average 13 feet in height, and weighs around 500 pounds. They're generally docile creatures that steer clear of most conflicts as a whole, but can occaisionally be found serving as mercenaries in almost any army willing to pay their price.
A Loricatus is an amphibious creature usually prefering water, and so it is often a bad idea to try and visit them without preparing the appropriate aquatic gear. They are carnivores by nature, but can consume some plant matter, but a constant diet of it will cause dysentry, nausea, and other symptoms of horrible indigestion. Loricatii are very calculating in thought and action, but are far from without emotion. They currently have stayed out of most major conflicts, and only have two alliances with the Icthians and the Gryfons.
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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2006, 05:55:30 pm »
Thanks for changing it from Gryfen to Gryfon. Btw, to fix any confusion, Gryfon is pronounced "Grey-phan"
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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2006, 05:57:38 pm »
And Loricatus is pronounced Lore-hick-khat-tuss. Plural form is Lore-hick-khat-tee
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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2006, 05:59:43 pm »
The Hitchhiker's Guide to: The Ęthirans

You average have 4 arms and 2 legs and a tail. Or was it 6 arms 0 legs and 1 tail? Or maybe it was 2 arm 4 legs and 1 tail? Not one is really sure because so few have seen a Ęthiran. But one things is for sure. They like to boast about there vast Empire beyond the rim of the galaxy which is of course totally nonsens. Techomances is a common past time in Ęthiran Empire where the main goal is to record as mush data as possible and then invent lies about base on that data. Infact invert lies seem to be the only thing Ęthirans do all day. The only thing Ęthirans do seem to export in large quantities are Temporal Guardian beacons and charms. These finely craft charms are said to ward of time traverser but most by them as good luck charms as a exotic art object. However the waring label on the charms seems to be one of the few Ęthirans do not lie about. You should indeed not throw them in you warp drive nor should you eat them.


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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2006, 06:03:52 pm »
You should indeed no trow them in you warp drive nor should you eat them.

WTF does that mean???

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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2006, 06:06:52 pm »
You should indeed no trow them in you warp drive nor should you eat them.

WTF does that mean???
fixed i hope
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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2006, 06:10:36 pm »
It's very bad sentence structure and grammer.

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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2006, 06:45:14 pm »
The Squillisk: A peculiar looking race of pointy-headed, tentacle-faced guys that slither about and seem intent on prodding all forms of life in the galaxy with their arm that sprouts from their chest and recording it. Oh, they've also got two arms with big scythe-thingies on them, but don't worry, they won't hurt you unless you hurt them, or destroy a lifeform they were in the process of studying. They're also well known for their medical expertise, and some induvidials have a severe ethical deficciency. If you see a guy with a third arm growing out of his forehead, he was either born with it, or he bought it off a Squillisk.

The Ghulos: A mystery race of mystery, they seem utterly unconcerned about all other races, only cooperating with them when they want something. Agile, strong, and durable, and with a language that sounds like a large string of profanity, they find themselves to be better at action than diplomacy. It's advised that you don't piss off a Ghulos, as they've been known to feast upon the flesh of those they dislike. Also, they're quite fond of E-Z-Cheez.

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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2006, 08:42:34 pm »
Sticky please! (Wow we are getting a lot of stickies, mabye someday we will have more than spore general.   :P )

Ryndalian

"The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy has this to say on the Ryndalians:
The Ryndalians are 8 limbed, many fingered and large eyed humanoids from the planet <file: Planetname/ryndalians not found>. The Ryndalians are characterised by having one of the most incomprehensible histories of any known species. No other race has experienced so many wars, schisms, revolutions, upsets and brewhahas in such a short span of time. What little reliable information existed on this species was likely destroyed in a major conflict following their first contact with the ViS, whom they mistook for servants of their Devil figure. Needless to say, against the combined might of the singleminded ViS administration the Ryndalians were ineffective and their current status as a civilisation is unknown as the region of space they occupied was cordoned off by a vast fissure of spatial disturbance of unknown source. Only the more civilised expatriot Ryndalians are still in the public eye, although they are somewhat rare."

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I may add more, depending on what more is found out about them. For more info, look around a little I tend to drop bits of info everywhere.
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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2006, 10:44:59 pm »
Remember to take a towel.   ;)

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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2006, 01:21:16 am »
Fuffel

The fuffel are an adorable race of vicious killers bent upon galactic domination.
They have one of the youngest empires but they have advanced weapons.
Nearly all there technology is based on things stealing from other creatures.
Fuffel don't just steal your technology they make it deadlier.

Fuffel always attack in overwhelming numbers, if an armada appearers near
your planet PANIC

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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2006, 01:25:13 am »
Lol, I just imagined the Fuffel info in the guides voice, funny!
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2006, 02:38:29 am »
This is what the hitchhikers guide has to say on Omics...

//Omic are small creatures, generally regarded as a meal for the larger species, there species is currently dropping by 100 members of the population per day, a popular restaurant in the scion complex is entirely given over to serving these creatures, and not the kind of serving where you walk in and order food. Meeting an Omic and being hungry present yet another two uses for a towel, catching an Omic, and using it as a napkin to wipe the blood from around your mouth.//
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2006, 03:03:32 am »
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Re: A Hitchhiker's guide...
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2006, 08:23:16 am »
This is what the hitchhikers guide has to say on Omics...

//Omic are small creatures, generally regarded as a meal for the larger species, there species is currently dropping by 100 members of the population per day, a popular restaurant in the scion complex is entirely given over to serving these creatures, and not the kind of serving where you walk in and order food. Meeting an Omic and being hungry present yet another two uses for a towel, catching an Omic, and using it as a napkin to wipe the blood from around your mouth.//
The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy has to say about Omics: They go well in a white wine sauce.

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If you are suicidal, inform an Auyuelcliad he is:
A "Squidbutt" or "SteamSucker." Proceed to run away
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