Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Didero]

That's both very long and not very funny. Why did you post that here?

[Great Distance]

Do you honestly think anyone would be interested in everything that happened while you were on irc?

If you have to post something, pick a funny bit. No one is going to read all that.

[Doctor Z]

I got halfway through!


Then I killed myself.


My ghost went into the computer, where it will be happy.


... Until someone shuts it off. D:

[Plank of Wood]

[22:38] <Snork> I just want to be a princess ffs
[22:38] <Snork> Is that too much to ask for?

The above is far more funny if you were never in that conversation.

[Gorman Conall]

[17:39] <Plank> God damnit Snork
[17:39]  * Plank licks snork in the crotch
[17:39]  * Plank I MEAN KICK

Mhhm Plank.

[Plank of Wood]

The worst part: not the first time I made that typo.

[Rysworld]

This is kind of funny.

[14:44] == rysworld [webchat@BC6593BD.F611DC96.57FF9B0B.IP] has joined #gamingsteve
[14:44] <Plank> Oh god
[14:44] == Plank [webchat@cloak-2A818BF1.range81-158.btcentralplus.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[14:44] <rysworld> I heard there were shenanigans going down.
[14:44] <rysworld> Also lol.
[14:44] <Gorman> Oh Allah
[14:44] <Snork> oh f*ck it's you
[14:44] == Gorman [webchat@cloak-4B6ED76B.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[14:44] == Snork [webchat@9BA3FC51.BC74FDB5.E4FB0E52.IP] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[14:45] <rysworld> Haha
[14:45] <rysworld> Anyone else?
[14:45] == Badger [webchat@cloak-783A7CA2.hsd1.or.comcast.net] has joined #gamingsteve
[14:45] <Badger> Yo
[14:45] <rysworld> Hey Badger
[14:45] <rysworld> Three people quit because I joined.
[14:46] <rysworld> Snork
[14:46] <rysworld> Plank
[14:46] <rysworld> and Gorman
[14:46] <rysworld> Ha
[14:46] <Badger> Oh man
[14:46] <Badger> That sucks
[14:46] <rysworld> I don't care.
[14:46] <Badger> I was gonna mess with Gorman
[14:46] <Inkling> nah, that's a coincodence
[14:46] <Inkling> (sp)
[14:46]  * Badger hugs Inkling
[14:46] <rysworld> It was not a coincidence.
[14:46] <Inkling> hey badger
[14:47] <Inkling> you're right, it wasn't a coinidence at all
[14:47] <rysworld> Plank said "Oh God" when I got here
[14:47] <rysworld> Snork said "Oh f*ck it's you".
[14:47] <rysworld> Oh.
[14:47] <rysworld> You agree with me.
[14:47] <rysworld> Okay.
[14:47]  * Badger hugs rysworld. Then he realizes its rysworld and stabs him repeatedly.
[14:47]  * rysworld hugs everyone, getting blood on them
[14:48] <Inkling> so yeah, just be calm this time
[14:48] <rysworld> Hurgh...
[14:48] <rysworld> *thump*

[<Inkling> let's watch celdur and laugh at him when he fails miserably] was the topic.

[Gnoll]

*reads topic*
I'm pretty sure you guys are happy I don't hang around there too... 

[Krakow Sam]

No Rys. It isn't.

[Eagle]

[14:44] == rysworld [webchat@BC6593BD.F611DC96.57FF9B0B.IP] has joined #gamingsteve
[14:44] <Plank> Oh god
[14:44] == Plank [webchat@cloak-2A818BF1.range81-158.btcentralplus.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

Best part.

[Inkling]

Like Sam said, I don't see why you think its funny that you are so bad at conversing in irc that half the members run away screaming when you enter.

[Yuu]

Man, I love you guys!

[Eagle]

A bit earlier
Flisch is now known as Fool

Gorman joins
[20:00] *** Fool is now known as Rysworld.
[20:00] Snork: Hi
[20:00] Rysworld: :3
[20:00] Snork: ****
[20:00] Gorman: OH GOD
[20:00] *** Snork has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
[20:00] *** Gorman has left #gamingsteve.

I think the point is that Rysworld is not liked much.

[Grazony]

I love that they got off different ways. Like they were running in different directions.
...
And Flisch is the Spy. >_>
...
FLISCH SAPPIN MAI IRC!

[emmet]

Omegle can be great.

Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Tell me a story?
Stranger: Once upon a time....
Stranger: there was a princess locked in an ugly old tower wishing she could find a way out
Stranger: So she made a rope out of the curtains and escaped
Stranger: the end
Stranger: your turn
You: Good for her!
You: Hm
You: Okay
You: Once there was this dysfunctional family of dragons
You: There was the daddy dragon, who was too busy looking at the bottom of his beer glass to look at his children
You: There was the mommy dragon, who spent most of her days on questionable business trips out of state
You: There was the oldest boy, who was never home, and when he was he stayed quiet and moody in his room. He usually smelt strongly of marijuana
You: There was his slightly younger sister, the school slut. If she wasn't in the mall buying tiny bikinis, she was in some dudes pants.
Stranger: I like this story
Stranger: it's so real-life
You: And there was the little girl dragon, the one showered with love and attention the other two never got
You: Her siblings were so envious of her
You: one day
You: they snuck arsenic into her bottle of tab
You: and she died a slow painful death
You: they framed the father and got off scot free
You: the mother filed for divorce and abandoned her family to go live in costa rica
You: the two dragons got taken to a home
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: lol okay
You: the girl dragon grew up to be a prostitute, and killed herself on a bad trip
Stranger: well sure
You: the boy was shot in a gang war
You: not long after finding out his girlfriend was pregnant
You: That little dragon foetus turned out to be the antichrist, and rained fire and brimstone upon the earth for 1000 years
You: theeeee end
You: What do you think?
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: it's deep. And sheds a new light on those angelic dragons
Stranger: oops
You: Yes, we could learn a thing or two from our friendly neighborhood dragons
You: surely they are gods among men
Stranger: of course!