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Offline tomasgaquino

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #345 on: May 08, 2008, 01:49:37 pm »
This one's from MSN.

Flisch:
not bloody likely

Tomás:
not bloody likely what?

Tomás:
You're not doing an update this month?? >.<"

Flisch:
[22:36] Tomas: bloody hell, it's your game!

Tomás:
well, isn't it your game??

Flisch:
>_>

Flisch:
<_<

Flisch:
i sold it to EA

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #346 on: June 30, 2008, 11:01:39 pm »
Apparently flamester and I have alternate personalities that are very anti-zombie.


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   <Flamester>   GUN!
   <Flamester>   Your alive
   <Flamester>   i though noone else was left
   <Gungnir>   After the final zombie wave I made it back here..
   <Flamester>   zombies?
   <Gungnir>   I think they're all dead...eaten alive!
   <Brandonazz>   But what's that...
   <Brandonazz>   On your arm...
   <Flamester>   that was over 20 years ago
   <Brandonazz>   Is it...a bite...?
   <Gungnir>   20 years..
   <Gungnir>   no.
   <Flamester>   youve bee gone gun
   <Flamester>   we looked for you
   <Gungnir>   2 days ago..
   <Flamester>   after the first year we gave up
   <Flamester>   Its been 20 years gun..
   <Gungnir>   I saw the original team that discovered the virus...
   <Flamester>   Omega?
   <Flamester>   they are still alive?!
   <Gungnir>   Yeah...
   <Gungnir>   Well, as much as about 90 percent of what was the human population.
   <Gungnir>   They took Steve!
   <Flamester>   no...
   <Flamester>   NO!
   <Flamester>   FRED OWED ME 20$!
   <Gungnir>   I tried to stop them, I really did..but..
   * Flamester   hands out guns
   <Flamester>   thats ok
   <Flamester>   were gonna get them
   <Flamester>   this time....
   <Gungnir>   They said they were...
   <Flamester>   were....?
   <Gungnir>   well, they didn't say it..
   <Gungnir>   They can't talk, but I found an old journal on tape.
   <Gungnir>   They said they were..."Chargin' a laser".
   <Flamester>   that....
   <Flamester>   that must be the Shoop Da Whoop
   <Flamester>   They havent fired it yet
   <Gungnir>   We have to tell people!!
   <Flamester>   why
   <Gungnir>   They have to know!
   <Flamester>   they are dead
   <Flamester>   er.. undead
   <Gungnir>   Not all of them! They're still hope!
   <Flamester>   either way we need to fire it
   <Flamester>   Hope
   <Flamester>   look out the window
   <Flamester>   do you see hope?
   <Gungnir>   Yeah...actually. HER UNDEAD BODY YOU BASTARDS!
   <Flamester>   Well yea
   <Gungnir>   BASTARDS!!!
   <Flamester>   hey
   <Gungnir>   YOU KILLED THEM! AND KENNY!
   <Flamester>   Hey
   <Gungnir>   Not you..
   <Flamester>   Kenny always dies
   <Gungnir>   "you" as in people.
   <Flamester>   oh...
   <Gungnir>   From omega team.
   <Gungnir>   But, regarding steve..
   <Flamester>   well anyway...
   <Flamester>   suit up
   <Gungnir>   Now where will we get our gaming news?
   * Flamester   puts on Crysis suit
   <Flamester>   We have to get to 4cnah to fire the laser
   <Flamester>   its gonna be tough
   <Gungnir>   Ah. Yes.
   <Flamester>   but we will make it
   * Gungnir   puts on a grey suit, picks up a briefcase.
   <Gungnir>   Funny...didn't know I had that briefcase.
   <Flamester>   just dont open it
   <Flamester>   steve had it
   <Flamester>   he told me
   <Flamester>   to open it when the time comes
   <Flamester>   anyway
   <Flamester>   TO 4CHAN!
   * Flamester   gets on the teleporter
   <Gungnir>   Hmm..TO TEH LAZOR!
   <Gungnir>   Come lamarr, come ceiling-cat!
   <Gungnir>   To arms!
   <Flamester>   alright just let me set the paramaters
   <Flamester>   every thing is running at 100%
   <Flamester>   See you on the other side
   * Flamester   teleports to 4chan
   <Gungnir>   No...you won't.
   * Gungnir   runs into the streets.
   <Flamester>   [R] Gungnir where are you?
   <Flamester>   [R] Gun the got me traped
   <Gungnir>   ARE YOU HUNGRY?
   <Flamester>   [R] Gun i need help
   <Gungnir>   Eat mah bullets, zombeh!
   <Flamester>   [R] *static*
   <Gungnir>   *bang bang*
   * Flamester   flys up into the sky
   <Gungnir>   (/moan/)
   <Flamester>   Lets see how you like this on for size
   * Flamester   gets out a GIANT LASER CANNON
   * Gungnir   emits a gargled scream and goes down in a pile of zombies.
   * Flamester   shoots into the zombies
   * Flamester   flys over to gungnir
   <Flamester>   you ok?
   <Gungnir>   You...you..killed them. There is still hope..
   <Flamester>   uhh no
   <Flamester>   Hope got vaporised too
   <Gungnir>   Save the-
   <Gungnir>   -huk
   <Gungnir>   -hurk
   <Flamester>   what?
   <Gungnir>   -mwraa....
   <Flamester>   save the what
   * Gungnir   starts shambling.
   <Flamester>   Dude
   <Flamester>   I told you not to drink that 12 pack
   * Gungnir   pukes.
   <Gungnir>   Bleh. I know.
   <Flamester>   Come on
   <Flamester>   We got a laser to fire
   * Gungnir   rides off into the sunset. On top of a laser.
   * Flamester   flys of into the sunset, with a sonic boom followed shortly after

I have no idea what just happened there.
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #347 on: July 23, 2008, 10:25:43 am »
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #348 on: July 24, 2008, 01:38:14 pm »
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(16:12:29) <SerenityGrace> cept im blond now
(16:12:35) <Gungnir> Randomly fighting boss type characters..
(16:12:37) <SerenityGrace> ill see
(16:12:44) <Gungnir> OMG REAALLY ME TOO.
(16:12:46) <Gungnir> Ok...no.
(16:12:47) <Gungnir> Not really.
(16:12:58) <Gungnir> Actually I have pink hair.
(16:13:05) <Gungnir> Cept mah pits.
(16:13:12) <Yokto> Well i have dark blond hair. But one can see that in my pic :P
(16:13:12) <DoctorZ> I habe black hair naos.
(16:13:17) <Gungnir> And THOSE are blonde.
(16:13:28) <Gungnir> But seriously it's dark brown.
(16:13:35) <Gungnir> with polka dots.
(16:13:41) <DoctorZ> .... >____>
(16:13:48) <DoctorZ> <>____<>
(16:13:53) <Gungnir> Now, one of those colors is my real hair color.
(16:13:56) <Gungnir> pick one.
(16:14:00) <DoctorZ> ^)(^
(16:14:04) <DoctorZ> ... <>
(16:14:14) <DoctorZ> ... I don't know what I'm doin
(16:14:15) <Gungnir> and put it on angelina jolie's body. And you have me!
(16:14:26) <Gungnir> Ok no...
(16:14:35) <Gungnir> I dunno what I'm doin.
(16:14:49) <DoctorZ> Ya, if that's true, you're hot. I want you.
(16:15:01) <DoctorZ> >_>
(16:15:24) <Gungnir> Cept with male bits.
(16:15:33) <Gungnir> along with everything else.
(16:15:47) <Gungnir> :P
(16:15:51) <DoctorZ> Oooooh.
(16:15:54) <DoctorZ> ... even better
(16:15:55) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:15:56) <Gungnir> Kinky...
(16:15:59) <Gungnir> lol
(16:16:07) <Gungnir> Yah, thongs chafe.
(16:16:23) <DoctorZ> >__>
(16:16:38) <SerenityGrace> 0_0
(16:17:00) <Gungnir> SG, you know you want me....
(16:17:07) <Gungnir> DoctorZ does.
(16:17:14) <Gungnir> that's reason enough
(16:17:16) <Yokto> I dont >_>
(16:17:25) <Yokto> Your startting to scare me even
(16:17:30) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:17:31) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:17:32) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:17:33) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:17:41) <DoctorZ> WE want YOU though
(16:17:42) <Gungnir> lol
(16:17:43) <Yokto> And Dr. Z to
(16:17:53) <SerenityGrace> ???
(16:17:56) <DoctorZ> 0_()
(16:18:03) <DoctorZ> omg he looks borg
(16:18:26) <Gungnir> Actually I look like pip boy.
(16:18:33) <Gungnir> mixed with sam fisher.
(16:18:49) <Gungnir> Add some orc into there...
(16:18:59) <Gungnir> (the teeth)
(16:19:02) <Gungnir> and tada!
(16:19:39) <DoctorZ> Orpisher?
(16:19:50) <DoctorZ> Orpip Sisher?
(16:20:08) <Yokto> I think the sanity level is now 0.0031%
(16:20:46) <Gungnir> Well above the blood alcohol content level.
(16:20:55) <Gungnir> at which it's legal to drive..
(16:21:13) <Gungnir> Which is why I have a designated driver.
(16:21:28) <Gungnir> AKA psychiatrist/handler.
(16:21:37) <DoctorZ> Yes. If you have .08% or more, you cant drive
(16:21:52) <Gungnir> Yeah
(16:22:01) <Gungnir> So .0031
(16:22:05) <Gungnir> Way higher.
(16:22:10) <Gungnir> By a factor of like...7
(16:22:17) <Gungnir> In dog years.
(16:22:30) <Yokto> Diffrent nations have diffrent rules for that
(16:22:31) <SerenityGrace> .08 is like a swig of nyquil
(16:22:39) <Yokto> there very strict in Sweden
(16:22:59) <Gungnir> I'm in Loompaland..
(16:23:21) <DoctorZ> I think Canadia and Amehrehca are .08
(16:23:35) <Yokto> brb
(16:23:52) <Gungnir> I can drive my car that runs on imagination if sanity is below point 0031.
(16:23:58) <Gungnir> err..can't
(16:24:21) *** Kratok (~kratok@70-57-131-170.albq.qwest.net) joined
(16:24:54) <Kratok> Woo! One more day till we kill all those silly peoples!
(16:25:01) <Yokto> In USA i think it depends on what state you live in
(16:25:04) *** Gauphastus (Gauphastus@S010600044b16a836.va.shawcable.net) joined
(16:25:11) <Yokto> Hi Kratok
(16:25:14) <Yokto> Sup?
(16:25:15) <SerenityGrace> ??????
(16:25:16) <DoctorZ> >_>
(16:25:21) <DoctorZ> Can You all level me up?
(16:25:24) <Yokto> Your not a GM?
(16:25:25) <Gauphastus> Hello.
(16:25:25) <Kratok> Serenity?
(16:25:27) <Gungnir> You're missing a very surreal conversation.
(16:25:41) <SerenityGrace> who we killing?
(16:25:47) <Gungnir> I wonder if this is FC worthy...
(16:25:48) <DoctorZ> We're killing Sanity
(16:25:58) <Gungnir> And she's screaming for mercy.
(16:25:58) <Yokto> She is the hidden truth behind the vail Kratok
(16:26:14) <DoctorZ> FC?!
(16:26:14) <Gungnir> Anyone here a DM?
(16:26:15) <Yokto> Stop killing new members
(16:26:19) <DoctorZ> WHAT IS THIS FC?!
(16:26:20) <Kratok> Hey have you and Tuxedo Kamen gone all the way yet?
(16:26:25) <Gungnir> Fireside chat.
(16:26:30) <Kratok> Krakow is
(16:26:31) <DoctorZ> ... Wait, theres a member named Sanity?
(16:26:36) <Kratok> No
(16:26:43) <DoctorZ> Good.
(16:26:44) <Kratok> >_>
(16:26:47) <Gungnir> Yah. She is totally less hot than I am.
(16:26:50) <DoctorZ> .. <_<
(16:26:54) <DoctorZ> Good
(16:26:58) <Kratok> Who is?
(16:26:58) * DoctorZ snuggles up to Gun
(16:27:09) <Yokto> Euch.. :P
(16:27:21) <Gungnir> Heterophobe!
(16:27:26) <Yokto> I guess that just means more girls for me >_>
(16:27:32) <Gungnir> lol.
(16:27:33) <DoctorZ> Guns a girl though
(16:27:36) <DoctorZ> didn't you know what?
(16:27:40) <Gungnir> In some countries.
(16:28:02) <Gungnir> Namely antarctica.
(16:28:05) <Gungnir> And botswana.
(16:28:13) * DoctorZ moves us all to Antartica
(16:28:17) <Yokto> Your odd
(16:28:38) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:28:41) <Gungnir> Must be Hungarian Air.
(16:28:49) <Kratok> Wait are you actually a girl or is this some chat thing?
(16:28:51) <Gungnir> It's sugary..
(16:29:01) <Gungnir> No, that's part of killing sanity.
(16:29:03) <Kratok> Cause now I feel like how I felt when I learned Hanian was gya
(16:29:11) <Gungnir> I'm relatively sure I'm a guy.
(16:29:15) <DoctorZ> .... check
(16:29:21) <DoctorZ> and give us proof >_>
(16:29:22) <Kratok> Are you gay?
(16:29:23) <Gungnir> I may have been hallucinating all my life however.
(16:29:37) <Gungnir> Depends. Do you want me to be?
(16:29:42) <DoctorZ> I DO!
(16:30:00) <Gungnir> Well, I know you do..
(16:31:01) <Gungnir> I think I scared people off.
(16:31:05) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:31:07) <DoctorZ> No, that was me
(16:31:20) <Gungnir> Anyone...are there any DMs here?
(16:31:24) <DoctorZ> :D
(16:31:25) <DoctorZ> ... no
(16:31:29) *** Person21 (~chatzilla@82-40-3-107.cable.ubr01.uddi.blueyonder.co.uk) joined
(16:31:30) <Yokto> Gungnir we are never going to get a GM if you act like that >_>
(16:31:36) <Yokto> Hi P21
(16:31:37) <Gungnir> lol
(16:31:39) <Person21> Hi
(16:31:43) <Gungnir> Well, what if the GM is a stoner?
(16:31:50) <Gungnir> p21...are you a GM?
(16:31:54) <Gungnir> or a stoner?
(16:31:59) <Yokto> or both?
(16:32:03) <Kratok> I'm a GM
(16:32:05) <DoctorZ> A stonerGM
(16:32:09) <Kratok> No
(16:32:13) <Gungnir> Yay.
(16:32:17) <Kratok> I'm a liquid GM
(16:32:23) <Gungnir> Play WoD?
(16:32:26) <DoctorZ> IM a nongm
(16:32:27) <Kratok> *TENTACLE SEX*
(16:32:31) <DoctorZ> .... YAY!
(16:32:40) <Gungnir> OMG you're japanese too!
(16:32:42) <Kratok> Maybe I frogot what WoD means
(16:32:48) <Gungnir> World of Darkness
(16:32:55) <Gungnir> Has vampire the masquerade.
(16:32:59) <Kratok> Oh
(16:33:01) <Kratok> No
(16:33:07) <Kratok> I'm a Dnd GM
(16:33:15) <Gungnir> aww...
(16:33:16) <Kratok> Helper
(16:33:22) <Gungnir> Pweez?
(16:33:30) <Kratok> I can be a sub DM maybe
(16:33:41) <Kratok> On sundays or something
(16:33:48) <Kratok> Saturdays I tank for the Emperor
(16:34:43) <DoctorZ> WHO WANTS TO WOOK IN A BORK STORE!
(16:34:49) <Kratok> Usually from 2 to 5 American Mountain time
(16:34:50) <Kratok> Me
(16:34:51) <Kratok> !
(16:34:58) <Kratok> Bookstore working would be awesome
(16:35:05) <DoctorZ> Fine. *gives you a job at a BORKstore*
(16:35:05) <Gungnir> hmm
(16:35:13) <DoctorZ> they sell Borks
(16:35:15) <Gungnir> Hmm
(16:35:23) <Gungnir> I will leave soon..
(16:35:25) <Gungnir> So..
(16:35:32) <Gauphastus> WHO WANTS TO DO HEAVY PHYSICAL TASKS AT A FRUIT/VEGETABLE PROCESSING PLANT?
(16:35:45) <Kratok> Krakow Sam does!
(16:35:58) <Gungnir> I wonder if the whole sanity killing thing is Fc worthy..
(16:36:04) <Gungnir> I shall let DZ decide.
(16:36:05) <Yokto> 10 billion credits to the one who wishes to be GM!
(16:36:12) <Gungnir> Agreed!
(16:36:14) * DoctorZ honkz mah nose
(16:36:15) <DoctorZ> BORK BORK
(16:36:15) <Gauphastus> What the heck is a GM?
(16:36:18) <Gauphastus> Game master?
(16:36:20) <Gungnir> Game master.
(16:36:20) <Kratok> What kind of GM?
(16:36:28) <Gungnir> Like in Dnd...
(16:36:28) <Brandonazz> General motors.
(16:36:30) <DoctorZ> IT IS WORTHY!
(16:36:34) <DoctorZ> SEND THIS TO FC
(16:36:35) <Gungnir> But we want world of darkness
(16:36:40) <DoctorZ> OR I SHALL MURDER YOU IN THE DARKNESS
(16:36:44) <DoctorZ> ... with a squirrel
(16:36:44) <Gungnir> Nah, you go ahead...
(16:36:57) <Kratok> I can just be a helper DM
(16:37:07) <Kratok> Since I have no idea what WOD Is
(16:37:10) <Kratok> Just DOW
(16:37:13) <Gungnir> From the part where serenitity mentioned blonde hair, I think.
(16:37:13) <Kratok> =3
(16:37:40) <Kratok> Even more proof this Serenity is Serenity!

>_> <_<

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #349 on: July 24, 2008, 01:44:00 pm »
I have never been on drugs. That applies to that conversation as well.

It's just these damned intelligent brain parasites...
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #350 on: July 24, 2008, 03:20:21 pm »
Can I have in? This looks both fun and superawesomeschmexytime!
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #351 on: July 24, 2008, 11:22:35 pm »
Let's see. I was doing push-ups for the one-hundred-challenge thing, but decided against it after I got 37 first time around.

Met asked how close to the ground my chin was getting.

If Gungnir had joined a few seconds later, this is what he would have seen.



As it stands, he saw Met asking me. It's still a gem out of context.

EDIT: It seems Met asked me, not Gauphastus.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2008, 11:26:47 pm by Brandonazz »

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #352 on: July 24, 2008, 11:44:25 pm »
Wha...?

Where's FDR?

I thought this was a link to the Fireside Chats...
Spore! Star Wars! Dinosaurs!
Fanfic!

I blame what I call the Scopes Law (When discussing evolution in the presence of a creationist, the discussion always becomes a religious debate).

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #353 on: July 24, 2008, 11:49:46 pm »
Well your wrong  :-*

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #354 on: July 25, 2008, 12:01:42 am »
I still want in! Tell me how to get in. TELL ME!!!
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #355 on: July 25, 2008, 12:05:00 am »
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« Reply #356 on: July 25, 2008, 12:19:56 am »
Sorry...  :-[
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #357 on: July 30, 2008, 09:17:21 pm »
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I still don't see what was SO bad about 2 girls 1 cup

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #358 on: July 31, 2008, 11:42:42 pm »
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(02:39:51) * Brandonazz blows DocZ's brains out.
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Re: Fireside Chats (everybody everywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #359 on: August 02, 2008, 06:36:43 pm »
ahh you could cut the sexual tensions with a knife
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