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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #255 on: February 23, 2007, 05:10:16 pm »
Well, I just found it the other day.  But I think Celdur's been around here a bit longer than I have.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #256 on: February 23, 2007, 09:01:06 pm »
dances*

Yossitaru has left.

Gunner!: *drinks from Clorox jug*

Yossitaru has joined.

Gunner!: *vomits on self*

Yossitaru: Don't drink Clorox! Drink Draino instead.

Gunner!: *drinks more Clorox*

Kratok: *pisses in Clorox and Draino*

Gunner!: Blargh...

*tastes*

Tastes better...

Yossitaru: How about pure ammonia?

Kratok: *****s in the Clorox bottle*

Gunner!: Hmmm?

*pours out CLorox*

Yossitaru: Urine is partially made up of ammonia

Gunner!: Hmmmm?

Yossitaru: Nevermind

Just go drink your Draino

Gunner!: *drinks*

Kratok: *Puts explosives in drink*

Gunner!: *drinks more*

Kratok: *activates*

Yossitaru has left.

Gunner!: *explodes*

Why does this happen!

Kratok: Y

O

U

JUST

ASPloDED!

Gunner!: :o

Yossitaru has left.

Kratok: *collects Gunners ashes*

Yossitaru has joined.
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #257 on: February 24, 2007, 11:10:06 pm »
Hydrö: apparently no one appreciates my puns

which can only mean one thing

Kratok: You said something?

Hydrö: pun lighting round

weeee

subject ...

um

¡Ovi!™: Your being punished!

Hydrö: flora

wood you like me to do more puns?

¡Ovi!™: Did you see my pun?

Kratok: NOT PUNFULL!

Hydrö: i won't leaf you alone unless you play

¡Ovi!™: Oh cay

Hydrö: i have been PINEing for some puns

Kratok: Dont you mean Oh cod?

xD

Hydrö: cod is a ish not a flora

*fish

¡Ovi!™: I said cay

Hydrö: he said cod

Kratok: Who said I was doing flora?

Hydrö: you need to BRANCH out

Kratok: Whale?

Hydrö: i said the subject was flora

¡Ovi!™: Witches not really flora ether

Hydrö: you SAP

Kratok: *bad dum bish*

Hydrö: you would have to be NUTS not to play

are you STUMPED?

Kratok: Yes

¡Ovi!™: Plant your self in a chair and sink your roots into the game

Hydrö: good cause your attempts at puns was a pain in the GRASS

Kratok: Oh really

Hydrö: they did not have any aPEEL

Kratok: *Slap*

...

¡Ovi!™: He is obviously not a fan of yours; he doesn't eat from your palm.

Kratok: Indeed

Though Im still stumped

Hydrö: yeah he will NEEDLE some practice

Kratok: *bam dum bishes on Hydros head*

Hydrö: LEAF my MELLON alone

PEAs

Kratok: Needle doesin't sound like need

¡Ovi!™: Perhaps you shoot fern-ish your house with new stuff?

Kratok: melon

No

Hydrö: as long as they have the right stuff in STALK

¡Ovi!™: Yews your ears!

Hydrö: i perfer my EYES (like poatos)

Kratok: Dont make me SHOOT your STALKS!

Hydrö: yay he could not resist our puns :D

Kratok: PHAIL!

*Double slap*

What do you mean?

And really, cod you stop with the pins?

¡Ovi!™: that was bad

Anyway

Kratok: It wasn't supposed to be good

Hydrö: KNOT on your life

Kratok: Like yours are any better

Knot?

Hydrö: like a knot in wood

Kratok: Is that even a word?

¡Ovi!™: I guess your not our frond.

Kratok: D-=

Hydrö: SEAWEED what i mean?

Kratok: DV=

Hydrö: i can be a FUNGI

Yossitaru: If that's good, then this must be making your BOARD

Kratok: How is that funny

Hydrö: Fun guy

fungui

¡Ovi!™: Wooden you like to know?

Kratok: Oh

Eh

Yossitaru: Plural of fungus

Hydrö: GOARD i wish he would get these puns

Kratok: No your not trying

Hydrö: *gourd

¡Ovi!™: Vine all you want he'll probably keep going.

Hydrö: was that a pun?

¡Ovi!™: Talking to me?

Hydrö: yeah i will be a pain in the Aspen

no to kratok

¡Ovi!™: YOu mean Ash ;)

Kratok: How would it be?

Hydrö: Birch!

Kratok: I would've done Asp

Hydrö: thats a snake

¡Ovi!™: Thistle be fun

Hydrö: you mean cactass

;)

¡Ovi!™: Can't yew reed?

Kratok: To bad its spelt Cactus

Hydrö: flower you doing ovi?

Rhodix: okay, I'm using the queen picture right now

¡Ovi!™: I'm doing Oak hay.

Cool, Rhodix

Hydrö: yeah cool rhodix

that was bad ovi

lol

¡Ovi!™: Wheat auk tomb hutch.

:D

Hydrö: you are weeding out the competition

Kratok: *spits lit matches on Hydro*

¡Ovi!™: Wooden thatch are yew?

Hydrö: tuber bad Kratok is a poor spore-t

Kratok: D=<

Hydrö: Knot me I am just nuts, I will make a cucumer back

my bark is worse than my bite ;)

Kratok: I'll tentacle rape you....

If I wasin't straight at least

Hydrö: i will win by a photosynthesis finish

¡Ovi!™: Hay, thatch isle dish.

Hydrö: ha beet that!

Kratok: fin-ish it up

Hydrö: why? this is grape!

Kratok: no. it is not a grape

Hydrö: orange ya glad we are still going?

or is this the last strawberry?

Yossitaru: cantilope stop!

Kratok: no I am not an orange

I dont even have a strawberry

Sent at 10:38 pm on Saturday.

Hydrö: is this clover?

Kratok: there is no clover

Yossitaru: it's dandylion

¡Ovi!™: The phlox went tomato-ver there

Kratok: it is not a dandylion either

Hydrö: watch it BUD

¡Ovi!™: I think is anger just rose.

Kratok: buds cannot watch

Hydrö: he is the THORN in my side

Kratok: I am not a thorn.

Hydrö: your a fruit then

¡Ovi!™: Better go tell your poppy.

Yossitaru: at least's his words aren't poison-ous ivy

Hydrö: shhh your moss him up

Kratok: I'm not a fruit either

¡Ovi!™: Chive had enough of your complaining!

Hydrö: he need to to produce a pun

Kratok: I'm not complaining though...

¡Ovi!™: Lettuce try!

Hydrö: he is just rotten to the core

a bad seed if you will

Kratok: What?

That would mean I would be dead, really

¡Ovi!™: Apple leaf yew.

Hydrö: wow that was good

¡Ovi!™: Thanks :D

Kratok: I think for it to work one word has to be real.

Hydrö: i will get the necter one

Kratok: I have no clue what Apple is supposed to be too

¡Ovi!™: "Apple leaf yew." = "I believe you."

Kratok: Huh

¡Ovi!™: Sound it out

Kratok: I don't REELy care

Hydrö: Willow you just say it phenetically

¡Ovi!™: Weed ownt want yew to fall behind.

Yossitaru: Or maybe dry up and tumbleweed away

¡Ovi!™: It Stomata to me!

Hydrö: holly $#it!

Kratok: Nice Ovi

**** isint censored

Hydrö: sorry for my sassafrass

bud his pun was good

Kratok are you sycamore?

Kratok: I dont know

¡Ovi!™: Alfalfa divorce!

Hydrö: are they too corny for yew?

Kratok: I don't know why I have not muted you

My eyes hurt

Yossitaru: Maybe we need to lichen it up?

Hydrö: may you should take some time to ponderiosa (pine) on it

yeah this is getting tuff

Kratok: OH!

HA!

A POST WITHOUT A PUN!

¡Ovi!™: Where?

Hydrö: tuff of grass

¡Ovi!™: Yew mist it!

Kratok: Just there xD

¡Ovi!™: and it should be tuft

Kratok: No, I made you post one without a pun

That was the BAIT

And you BIT it

Hydrö: is he on the fishing puns again?

¡Ovi!™: Yew knead moor two dew.

Kratok: Sure whyknot

¡Ovi!™: Lichen the puns we are doing.

Sent at 10:55 pm on Saturday.

¡Ovi!™: Thyme to petal your bike.

Kratok: What?

Hydrö: i think i have been bamboo-zled

¡Ovi!™: We need some herb-an renewal

Hydrö: i know what you bean

Kratok: Do something new

Hydrö: lichen what?

¡Ovi!™: Water mean?

^you

Hydrö: weed coul do animal puns

*could

Yossitaru: Water might be straying a little tofu-r

Hydrö: soy! *slaps head*

Kratok: Or I could hit you with a shoe

¡Ovi!™: What is your boredom stemming from?

Hydrö: which would put me to sleep and cause me to slaw logs

*saw

¡Ovi!™: Olive the rest of us are having fun.

Hydrö: into a long lumber

Kratok: I cant play anything

Brb

Kratok has left.

Hydrö: yay were free

nwo we can go back to normal

*now

Yossitaru: Woo

Hydrö: ovi you has some really good ones

like the apple one

¡Ovi!™: Apple leaf yew.

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Hydrö: yeah that was good

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #258 on: February 25, 2007, 11:38:53 am »
MY EYES!!! So... Many... BAD PUNS... IT HURTS!!

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #259 on: February 25, 2007, 12:14:17 pm »
You, sir, have been punished.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #260 on: February 25, 2007, 12:47:29 pm »
You, sir, have been punished.

oh... snap...  :D

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #261 on: February 25, 2007, 06:37:37 pm »
....You bastard....

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #263 on: February 26, 2007, 04:27:44 am »
That gets damned repetitive.... (sp?)

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #264 on: March 10, 2007, 03:00:30 pm »
Gunner!: Hello

Flisch: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Flisch has left.

Alwayswatching: Hey, it's Gunner!

Flisch: huig gunner!

Alwayswatching: It's so great to see you!

Durgon: lmao

Yokto (UOing): Here Flisch http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=8522.0

Flisch: hug*

Durgon: Gunner is back again

Alwayswatching: :D

HUGZ!

Awwwwwwwwww!

Flisch: k thx

Gunner!: *hugs*

Alwayswatching: It's so great to finall see you here again!

:D

Durgon: wow...

Alwayswatching: Awesome!

Durgon: Someones attracted too gunner

Alwayswatching: Wowee!

Oh shush up Durgon you silly goose!

Durgon: ....

Somethings very unerving about the way you say things...

Alwayswatching: Teehee!

Awwwwwwwwww!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Gunner!: ...

Flisch: hydro still didnt update sporewiki/sagan °_°

Gunner!: *shifts away*

Flisch: did he even look in the thread >_>

Alwayswatching: H H

H H

H H

H H

Gunner!: 1.58 GB of 2.8 GB

*sigh*

Alwayswatching: H________H

H________H

H________H

H________H

HHHHHHHHH

H________H

H________H

H________H

H!

U________U

U________U

U________U

U________U

Gunner!: ...

._.

Alwayswatching: _U______U_

Hey!

>:(

Flisch: and now a G =)

WEEEEEEEEEEE

Alwayswatching: *Switches mode*

YOU RUINED MY GIANT HUG!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Gunner!: What in gods name

Alwayswatching: DESTROY GUNNER WITH ULTRAHUG!

ULTRAHUUUUUUUG!

Gunner!: *jumps away*

Flisch: =O

Alwayswatching: BOOM, BOOM BOOM!

Flisch: *screaming people all over the place running panicly*

Alwayswatching: LASERMEGAULTRAFIRESUPERGIGAHUG ACTIVATE!

Durgon: what the hell

Alwayswatching: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!

Flisch: o noes!

Gunner!: *runs away*

Alwayswatching: *Everyone dies*

Flisch: hes gonna destroy the hole world as we know it!

Alwayswatching: *Power down*

Oh no! I did it again!

>.<

Gunner!: *drinks radiation*

Flisch: supercalifragilisticaexpialigorichug!

Gunner! is now Gunner Almighty!

Gunner Almighty!: BOW MORTALS!

Alwayswatching is now gabber696

Gunner Almighty!: I HAVE RETURNED

gabber696 is now Hugbot

Hugbot: BEEP

NOW ADMINSTERING HUGZ

Gunner Almighty!: *distenagrates Hugbot*

FOOL

Flisch: *pushes hug-o-matic into water >:D

Hugbot: And that's all she wrote.

Hugbot has left.

Gunner Almighty!: ...

BOW

Durgon: ...........

Gunner Almighty!: NOOOO!

Durgon: well

Gunner Almighty! is now Gunner!

Gunner!: *turns back to normal*
:O
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It's true.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #265 on: March 11, 2007, 03:43:08 am »

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #266 on: March 11, 2007, 07:24:08 am »
Yeah I remembered that...
:O
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #267 on: March 11, 2007, 07:35:51 am »
Yeah, me too! Isn't that awesome!

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #268 on: March 11, 2007, 07:45:14 am »
Yeah.
*high fives*
:O
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #269 on: March 12, 2007, 12:24:55 pm »
Gauphastus: What?

Flisch: -.-

Gauphastus: Man, you've got to see these crazy goddamned urinals.

http://www.secretsites.de/joblog/?p=281

Sent at 12:16 pm on Monday.

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR =)

Gauphastus: AGAIN??

I see that damn link every five seconds.

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: Augh.

Flisch: every five seconds is understating >.>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: Two can play at that game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

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Gauphastus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

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Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: *rate limited*

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: *rate limited*

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: *rate limited*

Flisch: =P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: Argh.

Spam blocked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Flisch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Gauphastus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

Flisch: n00b! =P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d75qNOlFjaY&NR
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