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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #240 on: February 22, 2007, 06:20:12 pm »
Very long necro bump with fetishisms! Excuze me if this Is two long I'll remove things after I can actually see it

Gauphastus: I can't be bitten. I have +10 Armor of Aegis.

I'll have you disqualified!

Kratok: I have +20 teeth of pain

and +50 teeth of hurt

Or a +50 jaw of hurt

yeah thats it

Gauphastus: lol those are frum diff game set newb lol

Lual: Did you eat a lot of candy or something? :P

Kratok: Game sets can be in one game

It just seperates them so you pay more

Gauphastus: Actually, Lual makes a good point. Your jaw hurts. You ought to go home and I'll finish up here.

Kratok: Its just the name because it causes pain and hurt!

Gauphastus: *continues starting at syphon's jacket which has now evolved into a leather jaquet*

Kratok: His jacket was leather at the start

Lual: dun dun dun

Kratok: *slap

Lual: *teeth fall out*

Gauphastus: Really? It looked like plaid cloth when I was standing over there.

Kratok: You must have not used your true sight

Gauphastus: No, I've got mine. Lual's the one with no eyes.

Lual: ...

x_x

Gauphastus: Might be on account of my lack of force.

The Force™ rather.

Lual: which is called impotence *cough*

Kratok: No true sights an abilitty to look past barriers and disquises

Gauphastus: Quiet, you.

Kratok: *disquises

*diguises

Gauphastus: Hahaha.

Spelled it exactly the same.

Kratok: *Disguises

Gauphastus: Disquibe.

Well then.

Kratok: Indeed

*waits for random encounter*

Gauphastus: Fabio got hit by a bird on a rollercoaster.

Kratok: Woah

Gauphastus: (a long time ago)

Lual: ...

:O

Gauphastus: Old news, but still pretty damn funny.

Gauphastus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVhJ47diok

News report.

Ish.

He's all bloody and stuff. It's crazy.

Kratok: ....

I remember him in a comic where his hair was torn off

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Kratok: o.o

Gauphastus: If you know of this old game called Wizardry, he was the model for the character on the box.

Wait, maybe it wasn't Wizardry..

Lual: WHat Fabio are you two even referring to?

Gauphastus: The model.

Kratok: Model

Lual: ok

Kratok: One in video

Lual: oh

Gauphastus: http://www.zee-3.com/pickfordbros/games/covers/eu_ironsword.jpg

There you go.

Ironsword.

Old NES game featuring Fabio (on the box art only).

Downright nutty.

Kratok: Huh

xD

New comic in Vg

Krakow Sam has joined.

Krakow Sam: hello everyones

Kratok: RANDOM ENCOUNTER!

*battle music*

Krakow Sam: A Krakow Sam has appeared

Lual: Hello

Krakow Sam: The Krakow Sam summons Thundra

Kratok: Gaup you go first

Krakow Sam: anyhoo

lets just assume it goes like this: Gauph uses Mind Taking

Krakow Sam's mind is taken

OoooeeeeeeOOOO!

Krakow Sam is defeated

yay, now we can talk normally

Gauphastus: Haha.

We've been screwing around for two hours.

Krakow Sam: You know whats good?

Gauphastus: I came in here with my "HAY GAIZ LOOK AT THIS NAGA PORN".

A bunch left.

Lual: ...

Kratok: It was hotty hot hot

Gauphastus: Haha.

Kratok: It didin't talk

Krakow Sam: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/garfield.png

Gauphastus: I think he's talking about something funny to do.

Krakow Sam: it just makes the human characters seem like lonely social rejects

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/dilbert1.png

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/Dilbert3b.png

enjoy

Kratok: xD

post that naga thing again

Gauphastus: Hell no.

Kratok: coommoon

Gauphastus: Oh, alright. I'll find the link

Krakow Sam: yeah, theres nothing more attractive than a six-armed woman with the body of a snake ::)

Gauphastus: No, just two arms.

And boobs.

And vore.

:/

Krakow Sam: ok

Gauphastus: I was trying to make commentary on fetishes but it ran everyone off.

Hah.

Krakow Sam: nothing beats sneeze fetishists in my book

I want to meet one now

Gauphastus: Wow, that's a new one on me.

Krakow Sam: preferably while I have a cold >:D

Gauphastus: I mentioned the beach ball crush fetish earlier.

Krakow Sam: apparently some people get turned on by seeing and hearing people sneeze

is that like balloon fetishism?

Gauphastus: That's really the only one I could remember from this website with a list of insane fetishes.

Krakow Sam: wikipedia has a pretty in-depth list

Gauphastus: I suppose it is.

Krakow Sam: some of them are just vile

Gauphastus: Yeah, I linked them the paraphilia.

Krakow Sam: but some are hilarious

Gauphastus: Oh, I know.

They almost make me laugh and cry at the same time.

Krakow Sam: animals don't seem to have this problem

I think its some strange side-effect of developing intelligence

Hydrö has joined.

Lual: What about yarn balls and cats? :P

Hello

Kratok: Its on of these

But I don't have an email to make an account to turn of the content filter

Hi Hydro

Ignore that xD

Hydrö: hi

Krakow Sam: Hydro, what would you say is your favorite fetish or sexual deviancy?

silence

Hydrö: what?

Kratok: xD

Krakow Sam: see above question

Kratok: This is a fun topic

Gauphastus: Haha.

Hydrö: i don't think i want to answer

whats yours?

Gauphastus: (Link deleted due to unsurity of legalbility)

There you go, Kratok.

I lost the link because I relogged earlier.

And lost most of the chat from a while ago.

Krakow Sam: sneeze fetisism :P

Kratok: lol

Hydrö: do you acully think thats sexy or its just your favorite cause tis funny

Kratok: I do

Krakow Sam: I just think its funny

Hydrö: lol thats kinda of odd

Kratok: But I just wanted it back up for Krakow to see

Gauphastus: If I were to go on about my favorite (in terms of the one I find funniest), I would need to find that old list. It explained everything.

Sent at 05:45 pm on Thursday.

Krakow Sam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_fetishism

<raises eyebrow>

Gauphastus: What!?

Hydrö: so you don't actully have one of your own?

Krakow Sam: no

I'm normal, thank you very much

Kratok: Indeed

Hydrö: i thought you were asking if i had one or somthing

Gauphastus: Krakow Sam just likes plain old vanilla.

Hydrö: cause just making one up seem to be easy

like just pick anything

like a china pet

Krakow Sam: yes. i confess. i am an Ice-cream fetishist

Hydrö: *chia

Gauphastus: Haha.

Kratok: Oh wait yeah I have a fetish

I thought you were talking about the mentioned apliances in that wiki page

Krakow Sam: huh?

Gauphastus: Chremastistophilia —This person gets off on the idea of being robbed.

Hydrö: lol

Gauphastus: Coulrophilia —This person wants a clown to entertain their pants off while playing with that long, red balloon.

Eproctophilia —"Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you…" This person is horny whenever farting is involved. An ideal date might begin at Taco Bell, or perhaps with cabbage, beans, and a Farrelly Brothers movie.

(hate)

Hydrö: wow

Gauphastus: Phygephilia —Turned on by being a fugitive.

Krakow Sam: Hybristophilia

Hydrö: see theyb just make these up

Krakow Sam: basically the same as Phygephillia

Kratok: Femephilia

Krakow Sam: "a paraphilia of the marauding/predatory type in which sexuerotic arousal and facilitation and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent on being with a partner known to have committed an outrage or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed r

Hydrö: i am sure you can name anything and some one will atracted to it

Krakow Sam: obbery"

Kratok: Being turned on when with a female

Gauphastus: Oculolinctus —Aroused by licking their partner's eyeball.

Krakow Sam: thats not a fetish

Gauphastus: SERIOUSLY.

Krakow Sam: the female thing

thats normal

Gauphastus: Geez.

Kratok: Yes I know

Lual has left.

Krakow Sam: Defenestraphilia

Gauphastus: And every fetish you can name has a whole whack of subcategories.

No way..

Hydrö: KS has a fetish for soylent green. He love the fact he is eating people.

Krakow Sam: being turned on by being thrown out of windows

Gauphastus: Doesn't defenestrate mean..

Oh my god.

No goddamn way.

Hahaha.

Krakow Sam: I just made it up

:P

Gauphastus: Oh, thank goodness.

Krakow Sam: ha ha

had you going there

Hydrö: somone probbly has that

and then they die

the end

Gauphastus: Well, I have no faith in people to not do these things.

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Gauphastus: Honestly.

Lual has joined.

Krakow Sam: ha ha

Gauphastus: Lual's on the bowl.

Hydrö: lol like being turned on by being eatten alive by lions

Gauphastus: Or whatever Kratok meant earlier.

Well, that one is probably real.

Hydrö: we need more of these one time sexual fetatishes

Gauphastus: It'd be a species division of voreaphilia.

Hydrö: getting an anvil droped on your head ...

Gauphastus: Don't know about that one.

Hydrö: hit by a train

eatten by a shark ...

Gauphastus: Vore.

Eaten by anything really.

Eaten by frigging plushie bear through the goddamn nipple.

Hydrö: audited by the IRS ...

Gauphastus: (not sure if that one was real, but it probably is)

Oy..

Man.

Hydrö: people do strange things

Gauphastus: leik vot efor bush lol

(Many useless stuff)

Werechicken has joined.

Kratok: Hi

Werechicken: hey

Inkling has joined.

Werechicken: I'm slighty drunk and a bit cheerful

Lual: hi

Werechicken: hey

Inkling: hi

nothing like being in a chatroom while drunk

Werechicken: yeah I know

Hydrö: watch out your going to hit that car werechicken!!

Werechicken: funny, funny man

A hot blonde telling you that you're cute can do wonders for a shredded ego

well I'm clearly not spellign

lol

Hydrö: yay

he spells like me

Inkling: but only when drunk

Hydrö: i bet if i was drunk i would spell better

Werechicken: yes but I am drunk and on painkillers - remember kids, mixing medication with booze is always fun!

Hydrö: now we know werechickens fetish ;)

Werechicken: blondes?

Inkling: sounds more like a hobby than a fetish

Hydrö: least its not the fruit fetish or the sneezing one

or sneezing fruit out of your nose

Werechicken: How is finding blondes attractive a fetish?

Kratok: Blond

Werechicken: I mean sure if they where dead, or golden retreivers....

Hydrö: lol

i ment for the booze and drugs

Kratok: lol indeed

Werechicken: but attractive blond (shut up) girls, how is that a fetish?

Kratok: Dammit I lost the naga comic pic!

BLOND

Werechicken: no booze and drugs is becaue I cracked my rips and was temped on a night out

I spelt it like that!

Kratok: No

Werechicken: Yes!

Kratok: I mean BECAUSE there blond

Werechicken: so?

Kratok: Its a fetish

Werechicken: no it's a preference

Kratok: No

fetish!

Werechicken: I don't exclusively go out with blonds, my last fgirlfriend was a brunnete and the sex was awesome

Hydrö: so is my attraction to Native American chicks a fetish?

Werechicken: yes

Kratok: Yep

Hydrö: i thought ti was, but if blond isn't then i gues mine si not either

how is it diffrent than blonds?

Kratok: It isin't

Hydrö: oh

Werechicken: now if I fancied golden retreivers or dead blonds that would be considered a fetish, or if I only like blonds tied up, or wearing a mickey mouse costume....

Kratok: =O

WERECHICKEN HAS NAZI FETISH!

Werechicken: This must go in the fireside chats.....

Hydrö: you mean an aryan?

Kratok: I bet it'll be illegal

Werechicken: I am not a nazi!

Hydrö: hitler was Nazi and he was not blond

Kratok: He wanted everyone blond

Inkling: how weird would hitler have looked if he was blond, though?

Werechicken: luaghing this hard is really not good with sore ribs....

Kratok: Neither is the chicken wings

Werechicken: WTF!?

Hydrö: yeah however its spelled

Kratok: But I still cluster them in my mouth

Hydrö: blond hair and blue eyes and white skin

hat was airian or however you spell it

what hitler wanted to do

Lual: hat was airian?

Hydrö: which is ironic sicne he did not have blond hair or blue eyes

he was just white

Inkling: the blond hair blue eyes was the classical aryan german, though

Hydrö: it would have been funnier if hit ler was black or somthing

*Hitler

or jewish

thats it

black jewish hitler!

Lual: Hitler used to be jewish

Hydrö: really?

Inkling: no

Hydrö: so it was ironic

Lual: Yeah, but then he stopped

being jewish

Inkling: he was raised catholic

Lual: oh?

Kratok: WERECHICKEN HES JEWISH FETISHISM?

*has

Gauphastus: Okay, ranted at Wade Fulp through the personal message system.

Werechicken: The hell?

Kratok: excuse my bad grammar

Werechicken: One of my friends is jewish!

Gauphastus: Werechicken?

Werechicken: yes?

Kratok: Exactly!

Gauphastus: I thought you left.

Werechicken: no just plaing nexus

Lual: He came back

Gauphastus: Oh, I see.

Kratok: Watch out Werechickens friend, he has his eye on you

Hydrö: lol

Werechicken: hey she's attractive

Gauphastus: Not that I have a problem with you or anything.

Hydrö: ooo

Werechicken: and a brunette

Kratok: Exactly Werechicken

Hydrö: until you get married

Kratok: I was saying you have a Jewish fetish

Hydrö: then the hot jw becomes the jewish wife

;)

Werechicken: she also smokes a fair amount of weed, so she's always got some handy

Lual: ...

Kratok: And you just said she was atractive

Werechicken: and hydro... no, just no

she is!

Inkling: so werechicken has a pothead fetish?

Hydrö: no

Werechicken: Oh dear god.....

Hydrö: a jewish pothead

hurry somone look up the yittish word for that

Werechicken: There's a distinct possibilty I may kill you all

Kratok: Yeah lets Fireside this

Inkling: there's a yiddish word for pothead?

Lual: Hey, I haven't said anything. :'(

Werechicken: To late!

Kratok: Darn

Werechicken: what?

Kratok: Oh

Lual: and I meant I haven't said anything against Werechicken, just to make that clear.

Hydrö: fendl-eiber

thats a pothead in yiddish

Lual: ...

Inkling: awesome

now if I only knew how to pronounce that...

Hydrö: yiidish words are fun to say

Inkling: yeah, but i'm from tennessee, so I know i'd always say them wrong

Werechicken: Oh okay then I'll just do this; http://tin.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=39

Lual: What is yiddish, anyways?

Hydrö: i thinkit its fend-L-E-burr

Inkling: its jewish slang

sort of

Hydrö: omg a teneessee accent with yiddish!

Werechicken: Crap video doen't work!

Lual: oh

Hydrö: thats hillarious

Inkling: haha, i wish

Werechicken: Anyone else drunk?

Gauphastus: No, but I'm having tacos.

Inkling: same thing

Gauphastus: That's weird then.

Werechicken: not, exactly the same.....

how so?

Hydrö: my favorite yiddish word is "feicht"

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #241 on: February 22, 2007, 06:24:32 pm »
I'm sooooo happy no one I know is a member of these forums.......
What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #242 on: February 22, 2007, 06:29:44 pm »
Thats what email is for, buddy. Where do you live by the way?

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #243 on: February 22, 2007, 06:40:18 pm »
Thats what email is for, buddy. Where do you live by the way?


 ??? It... it just doesn't make sense...

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #244 on: February 22, 2007, 06:44:02 pm »
Fine, you try making sense of it

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #245 on: February 22, 2007, 06:44:24 pm »
Hah, I made it into the fireside chats.  I feel all warm and fuzzy now.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #246 on: February 22, 2007, 06:55:32 pm »
Hah, I made it into the fireside chats.  I feel all warm and fuzzy now.
Thats why you don't leave Gabbly

Kratok: Im pming Hydro to come on gabbly

Inkling: to see if we can get him to talk about his native american fixation and being the token white guy?

Kratok: No

Just to come on gabbly

Inkling: i guess we did that already

Sent at 10:41 pm on Thursday.

Hydrö has joined.

Hydrö: what?

Kratok: xD

I just wanted to see if it would work

Hydrö: thats it?

i am busy

Kratok: Yep...

Hydrö: what is it?

pssh

bye

Hydrö has left.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2007, 10:05:18 pm by Kratok »

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #247 on: February 23, 2007, 04:47:13 am »
Kratok you suck! >:(

____

Gauphastus: Poor Hydro.

Kratok: Yep

I am the sex?

What does that mean -.-

http://www.myfootprint.org/

Gauphastus: http://www.i-mockery.com/pixelpals/default.php?issue=1

The answer is somewhere in there.

(all the comics)

They're actually all pretty funny.

Kratok: That explains nothing!

NOITHING!

Hello

gabber116: EEEEH

Hows it going all?

Gauphastus: It's all going good.

Leng: hello
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 04:50:22 am by Hydromancerx »

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #248 on: February 23, 2007, 05:49:39 am »
I just realized something... GAMINGSTEVES PATRONS ARE ALL ****ED UP IN THE HEAD!!!!

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #249 on: February 23, 2007, 05:54:33 am »
No some of us are just drunks
What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #250 on: February 23, 2007, 06:24:08 am »
Yeah! High-5!
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #251 on: February 23, 2007, 01:13:45 pm »
And I'm just off my nut 'cause I'm a little ill.
Maybe.


EDIT:

(out of nowhere)
Flisch: bird flu? °_°

Yokto: Bird Flu?

¡Ovi!™: Bird Flu?

COme one, everyone's doing it

*Come on

Yokto: doing what+

?

¡Ovi!™: "Bird Flu?"

Gauphastus: Everyone's doing the Bird Flu?

Is that some kind of dance?

¡Ovi!™: See! I told you!

Gauphastus: I believe I've been tricked.

¡Ovi!™: >:D
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 02:38:19 pm by Gauphastus »
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #252 on: February 23, 2007, 03:27:34 pm »
Kratok you suck! >:(
Yep, I know. But atleast I'm still oversucking you.

Bleh, I feel like Hanian just kissed me or something

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #253 on: February 23, 2007, 03:35:29 pm »
we have a chatroom? omg  :o

Quote from: Krakow sam
That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #254 on: February 23, 2007, 03:56:56 pm »
ITS IN MY SIG! MY GOD ITS A ****ING STICKY!
 >:(