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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #150 on: October 07, 2006, 07:37:00 pm »
Hunter: how are you

ˇOvi!: Not bad

Hunter: what were you saying hydro?

Spore_Will: Sporific

Hunter: Sportastic

Hydro: that Will chnagedhis name to Spore_Will

Lual: Having a Sporegasm, you two? ;)

Hydro: *changed his

Hunter: so... you are telling me that is will?

Hydro: yes

RDN has joined.

Spore_Will: Don't belive me?

Hunter: THE will wright? not playing a dirty trick?

Lual: Hello

ˇOvi!: RDN?

Shadow: rdn????

Lual: Hunter?

Hunter: Lual?

Hydro: KS

Hunter: WillWright?

ˇOvi!: KS?

Rhodix: Hey, it's my clone

Hunter: Hydro?

Lual: Do I tell him, Hydro?...

Shadow: shadow?

ˇOvi!: Eh...

Lual: ........?

Shadow: hehehe

Hydro: Um maybe

Hunter: tell who what?

Shadow: lol

Lual: you?

Hunter: Dammit, i am confused

Lual: -?

Hydro: Oprea

Lual: confused?

Hydro: *Opera

RDN is now Me

Hunter: What are we talking about again?

Lual: Clay?

Shadow is now Confused

Lual: me?

ˇOvi!: This is so going in FIreside

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #151 on: October 07, 2006, 07:40:10 pm »
Lual: *in

Hydro: good i am sfe from my non discloser agreement

ˇOvi!: Hehe

Shadow: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scientology

ˇOvi!: What, your Beta comment?

Hydro: yeah

the beta copy of spore

Lual: ...

You don't have one, do you?

ˇOvi!: I caught it, I automatically assumed you were playing

Hydro: sorry the Maxis non discloser agreement says i cannot say wher i have Spore or not

ˇOvi!: Hehe

Lual: ...

It would be the perfect time for Will Wright to come.

<_<

>_>

ˇOvi!: Hehe

Hahaha

Welcome to Gabbly!

Shadow: hehe

Will Wright has joined.

Lual: Hehe, I knew it

Hydro: lol

Shadow: hello will

Will Wright: Hello

Lual: Lets play clue. :P

who did it?

Hydro: Ok

Lual: <_<

>_>

Hydro: um

Spore_Will: I also cannot say whether Hydro has a copy of Spore or not.

Hydro: Necro!

Shadow: um how come there is 2 of you

Hydro: he did it

Lual: No, Hydro loses

Will Wright: But i can

Hydro dosen't have a copy

Lual: Good to know

ok, you can go now

Will Wright: ... of Sim City 5

Lual: ...

Are you spying on Hydro?

Shadow: let the man finish

Lual: ok, ok

Spore_Will: And Sim Ant 2... well, that doesn't exsist, so obviously he doesn't have that.

Will Wright: Yes i have agents

known as Oviraptor

Shadow: every one knows hydro is will

Rhodix: ...

Will Wright: and Lady M

ˇOvi!: Hehehe

Will Wright: they watch the forum for me

Lual: That's for GS...

Hydro: Shhh don't tell them

Will Wright: Its alreaight Hydro

they should know

Shadow: oi will

whens spore coming out

Will Wright: and for their service

Spore_Will: Eventually

Will Wright: they will get a free copy of Spore

ˇOvi!: This conversation is too weird for me

Will Wright: Spore is already out

Shadow: yay

Will Wright: but its under another name

Shadow: wich is?

Will Wright: Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Lual: hahaha

Will Wright: which no one buys

Shadow: realy

Will Wright: except for Butters

Lual: Then you will get fired. ;)

Shadow: we told you to keep it spore

Will Wright: Its called Spore in the fine print

Rhodix: ha ha ha

Will Wright: Also we had soem chnages

to keep its raiting down

All the parts are of cute hellokitty parts

Lual: All creatures need to have a penis now? :)

*;)

Will Wright: and every planet is pink

Shadow: this can't be will

no ums

or errs

Spore_Will: Um...

Will Wright: Also we added a new feature

where we can print out stuffed animals

Lual: with wings?

:D

Will Wright: Yes heart shaped

Lual: fairy wings

Will Wright: those too

Lual: Oh, great!

Shadow: *bored*

Will Wright: We had to take out the war and procedual mating

Lual: and will they have small reproductive parts?

Will Wright: so now they kiss each toher

and hug durring war

no reproductive parts

but they do have an organ

a nice heart

Lual: and fight with their manly reproductive parts?

Will Wright: for love

Lual: Awwww

Shadow: this is a bit weird

Lual: Just a bit

Will Wright: We took out eveo points

*Evo

ˇOvi!: Hydro is just having fun

Lual: are they heart points now?

Will Wright: and put in happy time points

Shadow: i thought it was lual

Lual: No, it isn't me

Will Wright: yes in the shape of hearts

ˇOvi!: Notice Hydro isn't speaking

Lual: I'm not that childish. :P

Hydro: I am listening :p

Spore_Will is now e_W

Shadow: e w?

Will Wright: Yeah I am.. er i mean he is listening

ˇOvi!: Hehe

Shadow: oppps

Lual: *kicks Will*

Hydro: *pulls on the stricks behinfd the big giant Oz .. er Will Wright head*

*strings

Shadow: will whats your middle name

Lual: Will has a big head? :O

Will Wright: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtin

Lual: What curtain?

e_W: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!, upi mean

Shadow: no hydros just very small

Lual: I thought it was a head

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #152 on: October 07, 2006, 07:55:10 pm »
Hydro, were you the Wills?
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #153 on: October 07, 2006, 08:06:36 pm »
Spore_Reflex: i am better than will
and fortitude
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #154 on: October 12, 2006, 10:08:43 pm »
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a27/Vivec7/lightbulbpizza.jpg

It had to be in picture form because copying it would not give the images.
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #155 on: October 13, 2006, 09:08:53 pm »
(23:07:37) cousinofkeg: http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/wp-content/make_the_world_a_better_place.swf
(23:07:50) Vivec777: in a second
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #156 on: October 14, 2006, 10:24:29 pm »
I played that game and forgot about it and left it on.

Right now I have about 440 thousand points and I actually got to the -1 rank. :P

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #157 on: October 15, 2006, 02:34:38 pm »
It's clearly rigged. 

Your throw was as slow as possible, right Lual?

It's set so if you do that (or just after a few tries) then the boosters will automatically show up just where you need them, and you never run into indians.
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #158 on: October 15, 2006, 02:44:41 pm »
Its not like it matters. I had five high scores on that thing :D (not sure about anymore) All you have to do is strike balance between rigged and real.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #159 on: October 15, 2006, 04:09:28 pm »
opera mkIV: hola

Shadow: hi hydro

Hydro: hi

Shadow: how are you

Hydro: fustrated

Krakow Sam: The New World Order almost has a logo now

Hydro: i was trying to make a post

and it timed out

Shadow: hehe

Krakow Sam: nice metaphore hydro ;)

Hydro: now it says i cannot post until 30 seconds

but nothing posted

Krakow Sam: "Make a post" is a new one

Hydro: ?

Krakow Sam: I'm implying you failed at the act of intercourse

opera mkIV: zing

Krakow Sam: and that your explanation is simply a euphemism or metaphore to disguise said fact

without revealing it to those not receptive to such subtle forms of communication

Shadow: krakows weird

Hydro: no really i was trying to post a topic in the forum

not try to have sex

Krakow Sam: Suuuuure you were :)

:P

Hydro: yeah i know he is

he must have sex on the brain

Krakow Sam: why not? Most other healthy living organisms do

Hydro: dude!!

Krakow Sam: even ones without brains

Hydro: it timed out again!!

Krakow Sam: oh dear, you should see a doctor

Hydro: psssh

opera mkIV: hehe

Hydro: you try to post then

Leng: lol

Krakow Sam: they have drugs to treat that these days

Lual: hi

opera mkIV: howdy

Rhodix: hi

Shadow: hi

Krakow Sam has joined.

Hydro has joined.

Lual (not here) has left.

opera mkIV: hola

Shadow: hi hydro

Hydro: hi

Shadow: how are you

Hydro: fustrated

Krakow Sam: The New World Order almost has a logo now

Hydro: i was trying to make a post

and it timed out

Shadow: hehe

Krakow Sam: nice metaphore hydro ;)

Hydro: now it says i cannot post until 30 seconds

but nothing posted

Krakow Sam: "Make a post" is a new one

Hydro: ?

Krakow Sam: I'm implying you failed at the act of intercourse

opera mkIV: zing

Krakow Sam: and that your explanation is simply a euphemism or metaphore to disguise said fact

without revealing it to those not receptive to such subtle forms of communication

Shadow: krakows weird

Hydro: no really i was trying to post a topic in the forum

not try to have sex

Krakow Sam: Suuuuure you were :)

:P

Hydro: yeah i know he is

he must have sex on the brain

Krakow Sam: why not? Most other healthy living organisms do

Hydro: dude!!

Krakow Sam: even ones without brains

Hydro: it timed out again!!

Krakow Sam: oh dear, you should see a doctor

Hydro: psssh

opera mkIV: hehe

Hydro: you try to post then

Leng: lol

Krakow Sam: they have drugs to treat that these days

Leng: are you flirting with fireside, KS?

Krakow Sam: Not intentionally

Gungnir has joined.

Hydro: ah green

Krakow Sam: THE GREEN!

opera mkIV: my eyes!!!

Gungnir: ?

oh

opera mkIV: ...at least it wasnt me this time

=D

Hydro: suuuure

Hydro: ;)

Shadow: nup

Krakow Sam: much better

now, back to implying Hydro is flacid

opera mkIV: *holds back laughter*

Gungnir has left.

opera mkIV: *holds back laughter*

*childish giggle*

Shadow: weirdness

Krakow Sam: just because you dont understand ;)

Hydro: ok this is weird

i can post like a tuny text

*tiny

but not the lrge one i was writing

opera mkIV: tiny!

XD

Krakow Sam: ha ha ha!

This is classic

opera mkIV: totally

Krakow Sam: someone post an edited version in the Fireside chats, so it can be remembered always

Hydro: well thats one part in

now for the next

Krakow Sam: there should be an accent on one of the e's in remembered

Shadow: hydro you can only chage the level the peice gos on if you have thre peice in your hand

opera mkIV: another part's going in, hydro?

Hydro: dude your so awful *rolls eyes*

opera mkIV: muahahaha revenge for that night of awful puns two months ago i randomly remember now!

Krakow Sam: I'm not even going to try to understand what Shadow said

Hydro: I am just trying to get my big post in the foum!

but it will not let me

opera mkIV: it's too big to fit?

Hydro: yes!!

opera mkIV: ahahahahaha god im cracking up

Hydro: only a small part fits

then it pushes it out

Shadow: hehe

Krakow Sam: its not funny anymore

Hydro: so i am trying a little at a time

Krakow Sam: hydro is trying

opera mkIV: you're right

=/

Hydro: to see how much fits

what?

Krakow Sam: it only works when its by accident

Hydro: no serious look at it

http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=7333.msg249597#msg249597

this is just one part

i am trying to add it all

« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 05:34:12 am by shadowlord18 »
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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #160 on: October 16, 2006, 01:48:07 am »
Jeez, can people edit down their posts to this thread? You don't need that entire chat transcript for one little joke.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #161 on: October 16, 2006, 05:20:36 am »
Yeah!

Its so long that people wont see my amazing wittyness  :(
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #162 on: October 16, 2006, 06:23:24 am »
Well, I read. Though that could be because I have no life... >.> <.<

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #163 on: October 16, 2006, 08:42:48 am »
It wouldn't be so long if you didn't paste the first part TWICE...
I have been told
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but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #164 on: October 16, 2006, 10:08:51 am »
Looks like I'll have to add this topic to my "list of topics never to look at again." I'll put it right under the Nexus War one...