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Offline Leng

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Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« on: July 11, 2006, 09:14:42 pm »
EDIT: To clarify, Syphonbyte wanted to create a place where interesting quotes from the gamingsteve chatroom could be posted. Apparently some things got posted he didn't want his good name to be associated with, and so I offered to make this new thread. Syphonbyte is not in any way responsible for the content of this thread, and for that matter, neither am I. Whatever you post here is your own damn business and any shame belongs solely to you.


762: Anyway, this street performer was riding a 6 foot tall unicycle
And he was juggling
At the same time
And the objects he was juggling were an apple, a juggling pin, and a machete

Kratok: pansy
should have been all machetes
on fire

762: Well, he ate the apple while juggling

Kratok: but did he eat a flaming machete?
or even a non-flaming one?

762: And made lewd sexual references while doing it

Kratok: did he have sex with your girlfriend though?
« Last Edit: September 13, 2006, 08:38:08 pm by Leng »


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that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Leng's High-Pressure Negotiation
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2006, 09:16:27 pm »
 :D Another one, when will it stop!!! (Whether I want it to stop I will not reveal.)

What will you do?

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Re: Leng's High-Pressure Negotiation
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2006, 09:50:02 pm »
that was funny....yea you should of made them all flaming machetes...pansy :D
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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Re: Leng's High-Pressure Negotiation
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2006, 10:00:11 pm »
He stole my name at that discussion, there were three of me in fact... Oh the lovely madness!
« Last Edit: May 15, 2010, 11:18:32 pm by Kratok »

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Re: Leng's High-Pressure Negotiation
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2006, 10:06:31 pm »
that was funny....yea you should of made them all flaming machetes...pansy :D

Yeah, that would have been better.

If only it weren't a true story.

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Re: Leng's High-Pressure Negotiation
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2006, 02:01:50 am »
Its actually much, much harder to juggle objects of differing sizes and shapes. 3 machetes would actually have been easier, even if they were on fire.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 03:22:26 pm »
Yokto: I hate when wiki is wrong

SmileyMan: AAGHHJH

What's Wiki wrong about?

Krakow Sam: wiki is wrong!?!

SmileyMan: Wiki can't be wrong

Krakow Sam: Oh my god! Run!
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2006, 04:14:03 pm »
you forgot mine

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Leng: behold, we have created a compilation of ALL KNOWLEDGE
www.wikipedia.org
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2006, 01:57:19 pm »
DZombie: (Don't click if you're offended by bikinis) *link*

Vivec: DZ, no softcore porn in the gabbly.

DZombie: thats not softcore porn, u dumbf***

Daxx: yes it is...

Krakow Sam: it is

LadyM: yes it is

DZombie: it equates to a girl in a bikini

Daxx: which is, if you didn't know, softcore porn

LadyM: I'm sure he knows what porn is

LadyM: his computer is probably full of it

Vivec: Ooh! Burn!

DZombie: is not

LadyM: I bet it is

DZombie: stop making fun of me

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2006, 02:01:22 pm »
No wonder I hate all of you.

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2006, 02:04:25 pm »
LadyM got a good pwn in! I missed it!

Infinitely better than your other one, BTW.

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2006, 02:12:19 pm »
Yeah, then he got p'owned again because he didnt know who Simon and Garfunkel were :D
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2006, 02:15:51 pm »
How the hell was I supposed to know who they were? They're some obscure 30 year old hippy band.

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2006, 02:17:16 pm »
How the hell was I supposed to know who they were? They're some obscure 30 year old hippy band.

there not really obscure, lol

I know who they are

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Re: Fireside Chats (syphonbyte does not endorse this thread)
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2006, 02:19:49 pm »
Still, you can't expect me to know about them.