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Re: The Omic (RP stopped! Now just updates!)
« Reply #630 on: September 17, 2006, 01:53:07 pm »
// Do not misunderstand, I may be a monarch, but I care for my people. Now, what do you think of this union with our vassal species, the Juiki? //

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« Reply #631 on: September 17, 2006, 02:22:40 pm »
// It seems like a good idea, I'll patch you through to the president. //

*Pause*

// Hello! Hello! It seems you have a very interesting idea. What might be the details of the future spouse in question?//
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« Reply #632 on: September 17, 2006, 02:33:27 pm »
// He is my honourable firen Jiki, a Juiki, an advanced vassal race of ours that specialise in mathematics. He is larger than an Omic, but not by a lot. He'd prefer a female. //

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« Reply #633 on: September 18, 2006, 08:54:05 am »
// I should say Jakooey, one of my daughters. She is a rare striped Omic which is a very special occurence, she will agree to marry if you agree to these conditions;

1) She can file divorce, this is only a personal dislike and does not mean and hostilities towards you.
2) You do not think of the Omic as part of your vassal state.
3) She must meet Jiki at least once first.

Okay?//
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« Reply #634 on: September 18, 2006, 12:53:00 pm »
A Yunimius convoy arrives on Benix.

"Hi, I am Jiki, vassal prince of the Juiki. I am here to meet Jakooey, for we are supposed to meet each other. I have a picture, and she is a rather fine Omic, if I say so myself!"

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« Reply #635 on: September 18, 2006, 01:13:43 pm »
(I think maybe we can presume they met, as I promised no more direct RP)
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« Reply #636 on: September 19, 2006, 01:27:08 pm »


New amazing Omic invention! Teleporting is, let's face it, expensive. Sow how about the next best thing? Moving so fast you pass through solid objects! Hurrah! These booths are being stationed all over Benix. You step in, insert a small sum of money (Like, 50 cent equivalent) and the door closes, the red light turns and on, and you start to feel all funny. Whats happening is your molecules are being accelerated! Eventually, you'll be shaking so fast you'll loose focus. Then, the door opens, and swoosh! Passers by might here a faint pop as you are pushed out at terrifically high speeds, firing through any objects in your way! This isn't just handy, it's fun! Watch as your surrounds pass by as you wizz to your destination! Your adrenanline speeds up production making it seem exciting! Then, SLAM. You immediately stop, in another booth whereever you wanted to go, you never re-form inside someone because the inute you decide you want to go somewhere the red light turns on on the booth so no-one goes in. So you don't get hurled apart when you stop, gravity dampeners cushion it.  It could be a short walk away from the booth you were using, it could be the other side of the planet. The time will range from 10 seconds to 2 minutes. This is the Dranny Kukik Mandick! And here's the best part, soon the technology will improve so you are surrounded by an air bubble, and you can travel across solar systems and too other planets! Handier and cheaper then any space bus near you!
« Last Edit: September 20, 2006, 05:22:38 am by Alwayswatching »
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Re: The Omic (RP stopped! Now just updates!)
« Reply #637 on: September 19, 2006, 02:06:26 pm »
me likey :)
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Re: The Omic (RP stopped! Now just updates!)
« Reply #638 on: September 19, 2006, 06:15:36 pm »
How does it stop the rider? Teleportation isint that hard, just need a good atom rearanger and a really big data bank.

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« Reply #639 on: September 20, 2006, 05:20:11 am »
Oops, i forgot that, I shall add it.

EDIT - Added!

The terrible crime of "jagging."

Jagging is a horrible crime that could kill many people and is usuallu done by terrorists or people with no heart. You have to remember the Omic don't believe in an afterlife so they aren't scared of hell or punishments of any kind. What happens is they mess around with the tranportation booths (above) By hacking into it in the dead of night and releasing a virus into the booths computer.l This virus tells the booth not to open any hatches, including the hatches that release the particles that make your molecules vibrate and loosen up. Although they have to fix the virus so that the door still opens. If you are lucky, you might notice that a jagged booth door doesn't open all the way. But usually jaggers are professionals who can make the door open right. So anyway, once you are in the booth and have chosen your destination, you notice that you aren't feeling that "vibrating feeling" or not going blurry. Now you know you're in trouble, and you better try and do something, because everything else will go about as normal, and you will be fired out at a high speed as usual. You will be fired out, into the opposing wall. Chances are you are dead now. Also, people might be injured or killed when debris from the building smashes into other passer bys and occupants of the building. Luckily the company that owns the booths is constantly hiring their computers security. But, as the computers security increases, so does the skill of the jaggers. Still, the chance of being jagged is about 1 in 1.5 million, but still raises the fear.

« Last Edit: September 20, 2006, 05:32:44 am by Alwayswatching »
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Re: The Omic (RP stopped! Now just updates!)
« Reply #640 on: September 20, 2006, 06:54:35 pm »
See, teleporting is safer, even before that. It just copies your cells and recreates them where you want to be. More like cloning, actually.

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« Reply #641 on: September 21, 2006, 10:28:44 am »
Ah yes, but this is funnier.
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Re: The Omic (RP stopped! Now just updates!)
« Reply #642 on: September 21, 2006, 10:57:13 pm »
How do they stop from running into things? Such as energy fields and stuff or other booths along the way. Or even worse breaking abooth when they get there by busting through it.

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Re: The Omic (RP stopped! Now just updates!)
« Reply #643 on: September 21, 2006, 11:08:51 pm »
Its all routed anyway. Its not like thex fly along randomly until they get there.
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Re: The Omic (RP stopped! Now just updates!)
« Reply #644 on: September 21, 2006, 11:19:39 pm »
still that would be funnier. they could end up alhashed together with other users.
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