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So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« on: June 06, 2006, 04:37:50 pm »
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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2006, 08:03:17 pm »
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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2006, 01:37:07 am »
It's as big as one, at the very least.  <--- Hyperbole.  But it's still bigger than the original Xbox. :)

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2006, 04:12:47 am »
Really 'cause I heard it was an expensive paper weight and ****-all else

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2006, 05:32:00 am »
Really 'cause I heard it was an expensive paper weight and ****-all else
No really. I hear it's so powerful you don't even need a TV; it just transmits the pictures straight to your mind, and also, it's powered by a miniature nuclear reactor!!  :o

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2006, 05:36:31 am »
Really 'cause I heard it was an expensive paper weight and ****-all else
No really. I hear it's so powerful you don't even need a TV; it just transmits the pictures straight to your mind, and also, it's powered by a flux capacitor!! :o

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2006, 06:56:29 am »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

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One-point-twenty-one....!!!!

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2006, 08:54:41 am »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2006, 09:39:20 am »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

4D games allready exist.. They were talking about 5D

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2006, 11:18:59 am »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

4D games allready exist.. They were talking about 5D

Oh yeah. Still, it's not going to be truly impressive till a game system allows me to rip a hole in spacetime. That's what I'm holding out for. Wonder if it'll retail for less than $600 ...

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2006, 11:51:32 am »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

4D games allready exist.. They were talking about 5D

Ability to play games in the fifth dimentional plane? **** YES!!!

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2006, 01:27:49 pm »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

4D games allready exist.. They were talking about 5D

Ability to play games in the fifth dimentional plane? **** YES!!!

Great Scot!
According to my calculations a space-time distortion of that magnitude would require... One-point-twenty-TWO Jiggawatts!

There isnt enough plutonium in the world to create that kind of power!
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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2006, 01:39:11 pm »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

4D games allready exist.. They were talking about 5D

Ability to play games in the fifth dimentional plane? **** YES!!!

Great Scot!
According to my calculations a space-time distortion of that magnitude would require... One-point-twenty-TWO Jiggawatts!

There isnt enough plutonium in the world to create that kind of power!
There's enough plutonium at Sony HQ!
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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2006, 01:40:49 pm »
Let's get some pitchforks (for heaving all that plutonium out of Sony HQ) and some torches (to light the way) and march over there in a large, somewhat unorganized group yelling about how much we want plutonium!

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2006, 04:35:56 pm »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

4D games allready exist.. They were talking about 5D

Ability to play games in the fifth dimentional plane? **** YES!!!

Great Scot!
According to my calculations a space-time distortion of that magnitude would require... One-point-twenty-TWO Jiggawatts!

There isnt enough plutonium in the world to create that kind of power!
There's enough plutonium at Sony HQ!

1.22 JIGGAWATTTS!!?!?!? And you say it's in Sony HQ? " Mr. President, Japan has weapons of mass destrction..."
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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2006, 04:50:54 pm »
I can see how this will end:

Angry crowd: WE WANT MORE POWER!
Sony: why?
Angry crowd: WE WANT 5D
Sony: erm...
Angry crowd: WE NEED PLUTONIUM!
Sony: *sweating slightly* we don't have any of that...
Plutonium: HELP! THEIR PLANNING ON USING ME AGAINST NINTENDO!
Angry crowd: What was that?
Sony: Erm, nothing...
Plutonium: HEEEEELP!
Sony: excuse me one moment *injects laughing gass into plutonium storage room*
Angry crowd: whats going on?
Plutonium: I cause cancer, hehe...
Angry crowd: WE WANT IN!
Sony: NEVER!
Mario: whats-a-matter with you, eh? Why-a you not-a letting the nice people have what they want?
Sony: GASP! MARIO! DIIIIIE! *pounce at mario*
Mario: why don't you make me? *launches fire ball*
Angry crowd: *stares in amasement*
Plutonium: HELP! CAN'T - BREATH!
Sonic: Whatthefrickarethosetwodoing? Mario,whyareyoufighting?
Mario: They's-a-trying to destroy-a nintendo
Angry crowd, Sonic and Plutonium: GASP!
Lara croft: I'l handle this!
Mario: *stray fireball hits lara's clothes, burning them off*
*everyone stops and stares at lara*
Angry crowd: Damn, the rumours of the cheat were true...
master cheif: *blows up the whole load of them for an un-known reason*

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2006, 05:01:26 pm »
Remember kids, it's not performance per watt any more, it's "satisfaction per watt". http://www.theregister.com/2006/06/07/intel_spw_metric/

Oh, wait, Cell was made by IBM.

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2006, 05:46:03 pm »
Oh yeah! Me too.  I heard it has a web browser, email, homebrew via linux, and laser beems that come out that side to shoot anyone else who tries to use it!

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2006, 07:58:59 pm »
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming//why-the-ps3-is-a-computer-sony-dodges-euro-tax-men-179245.php

hahaha they're just saying it's a computer so they don't have to pay taxes. hahaha cheap punks
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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2006, 11:14:00 pm »
those bastards

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2006, 11:22:38 pm »

There isnt enough plutonium in the world to create that kind of power!

Fortunately for you, the reactor inside the PS3 is powered on liquid feces.
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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2006, 11:26:39 pm »

There isnt enough plutonium in the world to create that kind of power!

Fortunately for you, the reactor inside the PS3 is powered on liquid feces.

And where are they getting all that?

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2006, 11:32:24 pm »
sewers

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2006, 11:34:53 pm »
sewers

Are you sure they don't have some kind of box for their employees to donate?  :P

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2006, 11:58:58 pm »
Fortunately for you, the reactor inside the PS3 is powered on liquid feces.


And where are they getting all that?

They've been having issues with farmers on their new MMO franchise Final Fecalsy. I've got a feeling that Square Enix will be in talks with Immersion about a Tag-team. In fact, I heard on teh grapevine that "Square Enix", "Immersion" and "Sony" are new character names in Dead Or Alive 2007.

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2006, 07:13:07 am »

Fortunately for you, the reactor inside the PS3 is powered on liquid feces.

And where are they getting all that?

Their executives' mouths.  :D

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2006, 02:42:10 pm »
WHY ARE ALL YOU FANBOIS ROOTING FOR THE SONY ITS OBVIOUS THAT NINTENDO IS BETTER SONY STEALS EVERYTHING AND NINTENDO IS BETTER SO DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM SONY OR MIKKKRO$HAFT

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2006, 04:30:58 pm »
One-point-twenty-one Jiggawatts!!!!!

Great scot!!!!

One-point-twenty-one....!!!!



Didn't Sony say something about the PS3 letting you play games in 4D? ;)

4D games allready exist.. They were talking about 5D

Ability to play games in the fifth dimentional plane? **** YES!!!

Rotation along the 1st dimension? That is the dimension that gives our universe Mass...

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2006, 04:35:45 pm »
I hear it will make your entire brain obsolete

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Re: So I heard the PS3 is like a personal computer!
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2006, 03:10:40 am »
I hear it will make your entire brain obsolete
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