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« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2006, 02:42:03 am »
I'm sure they'd involve the fact that while we celebrated our 175th last year, we where only granted uni status something like 5 years ago.

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« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2006, 03:01:00 am »
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« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2006, 03:36:46 am »
What!? theres no UCLAN one! However the Leeds one is bang on.

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Re: Zombie invasion
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2006, 03:47:46 am »
On all three accounts I'd go about collecting autographs from dead zombie celebs. Then probably rent shawn of the dead for hilarious survival tips.

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« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2006, 05:28:21 am »
http://www.jokefile.co.uk/odds/university.html
Hmmm. Aberystwyth's one is possibly a little dated. Although on of the halls is slowly sliding down a hill  :P
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« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2006, 05:55:36 am »
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Sheesh, haven't you guys read The Zombie Survival Handbook?

He's not kidding.  Someone actually wrote a VERY detailed book on surviving a zombie invasion.  Look it up on Amazon.com, I think it's like $10 bucks.  A friend of mine bought me a copy for me as a gag gift as he knew I enjoyed zombie movies.  It covers the all do's and don't of what to do, wear, weapons, food, travel, combat strategies etc - you name it, this guys touches upon the subject.  A very interesting read.  Heck, I let me friend borrow it after I was done and he really enjoyed it as well.

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« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2006, 05:58:02 am »
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Sheesh, haven't you guys read The Zombie Survival Handbook?

He's not kidding.  Someone actually wrote a VERY detailed book on surviving a zombie invasion.  Look it up on Amazon.com, I think it's like $10 bucks.  A friend of mine bought me a copy for me as a gag gift as he knew I enjoyed zombie movies.  It covers the all do's and don't of what to do, wear, weapons, food, travel, combat strategies etc - you name it, this guys touches upon the subject.  A very interesting read.  Heck, I let me friend borrow it after I was done and he really enjoyed it as well.

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I have a robot uprising survival guide of that vein. Full of useful tidbits.
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« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2006, 03:21:09 pm »
We actually have plans for this sort of thing, believe it or not. I'm part of Oxford University's Zombie Defence Initiative (no kidding).
wtf?

I really wasn't kidding. There's a student group devoted to keeping the university safe from zombie attacks. Also, whilst there are no zombies we spend our time drinking. So far, we've done a lot of drinking and Oxford hasn't once been overrun with zombies.

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« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2006, 03:45:30 pm »
What does PA mean?

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« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2006, 04:41:19 pm »
Pennsylvania  :P

So close, but yet so far.

Far indeed. I go to the real Oxford, to the real Oxford University.

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« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2006, 05:43:20 pm »
Pennsylvania  :P

So close, but yet so far.

Far indeed. I go to the real Oxford, to the real Oxford University.

What!? You go to Oxford but you're using something that's been invented in the last 100 years... ridiculous!

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« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2006, 06:01:17 pm »
Pennsylvania  :P

So close, but yet so far.

Far indeed. I go to the real Oxford, to the real Oxford University.

What!? You go to Oxford but you're using something that's been invented in the last 100 years... ridiculous!

I'm sure he is using some old machine base on a blueprint from Charles Babbage that is connected to the Internet via a ancient telegraph.  ;)
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« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2006, 06:02:47 pm »
What!? You go to Oxford but you're using something that's been invented in the last 100 years... ridiculous!

Actually, I pay a servant to send you these messages for me.

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« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2006, 02:02:44 am »
What!? You go to Oxford but you're using something that's been invented in the last 100 years... ridiculous!

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By which of course he means that Daddy pays the servant.
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