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Offline Mr. Wizard

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Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« on: May 23, 2006, 09:43:12 am »
In this thread, you Roleplay the mirror of you creature.

For Instance:

"The Tuiropar were destroyed when they were still tribal, destroyed by Planetary Disaster 1."

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:(

Okay, bad example, But just imagine the ridiculously peaceloving Ur Quan  fleeing the Empire of Spathi.

"Ur Quan Would Like to make a Treaty of Peace."

"Quan Ur will know their place, as they have contacted us in an obviously cowardly manner, You insult our Bravery! Kill them all!"

And so forth.



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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2006, 01:53:05 pm »
I think this was doen before....

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2006, 02:05:43 pm »
I think this was doen before....

yeah...but that doesn't make it any less fun  :P


*screen turns on*

*top of a figure is visible, hiding behind a large crate. Figure calls out from behind crate*

//Hello? Umm, I was wondering if I could send you a transmission; if you wouldn't mind receiving it and all?//

*figure waits a moment, then peeks out from behind crate*

//Well, umm, h-hello there. I am T-torpal Captain Jet, and well, I was just wondering if perhaps you folks had some sort of alliance we could join? If its not too much bother, of course. If you don't want us to, we promise we'll leave; don't want to upset anyone.//

* large insect scuttles by crate*

//AAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!//

*Captain runs around screaming, smacking into the camera*

//Transmission disrupted//


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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2006, 02:11:06 pm »
wooop!


*a willosaursian spore comes crashing down on a planet*

*a creature that looks like a small, squirril like willosaur crawls out, carrying several eggs into a tempory nest*

*a large spider like creature scuttles towards the willosaursian, roaring*

*willosaursian runs off hoping the large spider will go after something else*

*eggs eaten by yellow, multilegged creatures*

--else where in the gallaxy, misteriouse cloked humanoids watch this on a large screen--

"damnit, I said we should've picked a different creature to engineer"

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 02:13:09 pm »
Well in this universe, Machine One is a highly intelligent A.I. who actually knows HOW to use logic.  :P

And the Eodu are closed minded militarist expansionists.

Joy.  ;D
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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 02:18:34 pm »
My Kawona and Kawenu are already opposites.
In the Alternate Reality universe I guess Kawona are green and Kawenu are blue.

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 02:28:14 pm »
Bizzaro ViS are still grey slugs but they live decadent lifestyles funded by the abundant natural and mineral resources of bizzaro-ViSta. Their leader is a collosal brain floating in a vat who has no sense of humour.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2006, 02:30:59 pm »
Their leader is a collosal brain floating in a vat who has no sense of humour.

HA, that rocks XD

OH, and if noone noticed, the creators of the normal octibians are still basicly the same, but have different tastes, and chose different creatures to turn into war machines - the willosauruses

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2006, 02:32:23 pm »
Their leader is a collosal brain floating in a vat who has no sense of humour.

HA, that rocks XD

OH, and if noone noticed, the creators of the normal octibians are still basicly the same, but have different tastes, and chose different creatures to turn into war machines - the willosauruses

ahhh i get it now...excellant   :D
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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2006, 02:43:31 pm »
Bizarro Squillisks would probally be lazy and genocidal "Sir! We have discovered a planet, on which strange animal life is situated. Your command?" "Eeeew. It's ugly. Kill it and build an amusement park there."

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2006, 03:32:22 pm »
In Bizzaro World Nauceans do not look like Nauceans at all, infact they are Humanoid Dragon Furries who love to copy all things popular. They have pet pickachus and ride around in star trek Enterpieses. They quote from popular sci-fi movies all the time and follow the masses. Also they are poorly drawn stick figures on Artpad or clip art taken from some website. In short the Bizzarao Nauceans are the most un-original, creature in the entire universe!!


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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2006, 03:34:36 pm »
In short the Bizzarao Nauceans are the most un-original, creature in the entire universe!!

Not sure, but isn't that a form of boasting?  :o  ;D

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2006, 03:36:06 pm »
In short the Bizzarao Nauceans are the most un-original, creature in the entire universe!!

Not sure, but isn't that a form of boasting?  :o  ;D

Is it? But tis Bizzaro World!! So is it acually bashing me? Or is it not? Muahaha Its so confusing.

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2006, 03:36:36 pm »
In short the Bizzarao Nauceans are the most un-original, creature in the entire universe!!

Not sure, but isn't that a form of boasting?  :o  ;D

What? Like he doesn't deserve to brag about the Nauceans?

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2006, 03:37:42 pm »
In short the Bizzarao Nauceans are the most un-original, creature in the entire universe!!

Not sure, but isn't that a form of boasting?  :o  ;D

What? Like he doesn't deserve to brag about the Nauceans?

The  ;D meens im only jokeing :D but yeah, he deserves to, just less braggingly  ;D.

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2006, 11:32:10 am »
I think this was doen before....

Yes it was, but back then everyone was only developing their creatures. Now, they are roleplaying them. So don't just describe them, have fun roleplaying them!

To use the bizarro Nauceans as an example:

Begin Transmission//

"Greetings, We come in peace. Take us to your leader.

You aren't opening the door? Open the podbay door, Hal.

We would like to open up a soylent green trade with you.

Oh no! Its Khan!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

We will now leave,

Live long, and prosper, may the force be with you."

//End Transmission

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2006, 12:41:23 pm »
The grackens are peace loving commies, who hate wars and ended up dying rather shortly after steller travel
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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2006, 01:15:25 pm »
World after world fall after the mercyless campain of the Wexxian War Lords.
No one is safe from the world destroying terminator machines. they sadistically search out all traces of life and eradicate it in the most vile manners imaginable.

After discovering life in other systems, the Wexxians started their extermination campain. they gave themself emotions in order to gain a tactical advantage in the war, this made the Wexxians a lifehating psychotic collection of murderers.

few systems ever see them comming, it takes a average Wexxian fleet about a day to destroy all life in a starsystem, they rely on their wast number and brutal tactics in their battels and after all space based opposition is utterly destroyed they use primitive plasma weaponry to glaas all planets with the slightest  trace of life. After the battel the Wexxians gather resources and replenish their numbers.

Warning; If you spot a Wexxian ship:
1. Do not engage the ship, battels with Wexxians have a 1:20 win ratio.
2. Do not hyperspace to a habited starsystem, the Wexxians are known to track frightend  merchants to their next target. make multiple random jumps before you go to the nearest habitable system.
3. Alert all nearby inhabited systems to the danger and help the local aftoreties evacuate the systems!

Unless the sentient races of the galaxy find the Wexxians weakness, it is possible that all life in the universe is doomed!!!

(OOC: Wow this is FUN  :D)

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2006, 02:19:54 pm »
// Greetings peoples of the universe! The ViS trade empire requires your services for entertainment (Oh the ennui!). All willing participants report we will transmat the lucky (randomly selected) winners to our arena on ViSta... let the games begin! Ahahaha!//
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2006, 02:31:05 pm »
I think this was doen before....

Yes it was, but back then everyone was only developing their creatures. Now, they are roleplaying them. So don't just describe them, have fun roleplaying them!

To use the bizarro Nauceans as an example:

Begin Transmission//

"Greetings, We come in peace. Take us to your leader.

You aren't opening the door? Open the podbay door, Hal.

We would like to open up a soylent green trade with you.

Oh no! Its Khan!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

We will now leave,

Live long, and prosper, may the force be with you."

//End Transmission

 :D

Haa haa that was great! Perfect unorginal quotes from sci-fi movies. but you forgot "WARNING Will Robonson WARNING!!" *arms fail about*

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2006, 02:32:49 pm »
I think this was doen before....

Yes it was, but back then everyone was only developing their creatures. Now, they are roleplaying them. So don't just describe them, have fun roleplaying them!

To use the bizarro Nauceans as an example:

Begin Transmission//

"Greetings, We come in peace. Take us to your leader.

You aren't opening the door? Open the podbay door, Hal.

We would like to open up a soylent green trade with you.

Oh no! Its Khan!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

We will now leave,

Live long, and prosper, may the force be with you."

//End Transmission

 :D

Haa haa that was great! Perfect unorginal quotes from sci-fi movies. but you forgot "WARNING Will Robonson WARNING!!" *arms fail about*

I believe its: "Danger! Danger! Will Robinson"

also: "The robots have taken me, please send help!"
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2006, 02:36:42 pm »
Apprently its only one Danger at the front of the sentence, not 2 or one at the end.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Robinson

But there was another quote listed on Wikipedia ...

“Warning! Warning! Alien spacecraft approaching!”

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2006, 02:39:15 pm »
Hello Hunam... ;)

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2006, 02:42:30 pm »
Orz are always like *Parties*! and so forth.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2006, 12:24:20 am »
bizarro-Fuffel are peaceful, lazy and wish to spread peace and love to everyone.
War makes them sad so they don't use weapons. They care about everyone
they meet.

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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2006, 02:28:49 am »
Hmm Bizarro Urshans you say...

Probably a Xeno-Phobic bunch of anarchists who worship people with big noses! (Urshans don't have noses :()

Yeah something like that:
\\Greetings members of this universe:
Although we hate you all and wish most of you to die (accept the ones with big noses) we are in desperate need for food and have no idea how it even grows :(.
Also,
Our official none governmental body is calling all anarchist parties to rebels and destroy the old fashioned governments. Slay your foolish kings and emperors and let the chaos rule!
Also,
We are in a quest, seeking the biggest nose! It appears that our mighty gods left us without one and we are desperately seeking a race with a huge nose! We believe that when we would find the largest nose the universe would explode and all race would suffer for eternity!

Long live the C.A.B :P\\

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Re: Alternate Reality RP Thread!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2006, 02:31:56 am »
Hmm, sounds funny, how about
Greetings from the numerous and very much alive Caarnth, We're here to help any one who needs it and are very kind and generous