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Offline Madchat18

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Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« on: May 20, 2006, 11:06:12 am »
I was playing Auto Assault Free Trial lastnight and I started noticing the loading screen text. Below are some examples.

Dealing in Darksided things.  (That's a reference to that Crazy Trading Spouses lady)

Looking up stuff on the internets.

Obsoleting Orcs

Nooooooooooooooo.    (Darth Vader's cry)

Joining Que for Frozenwolf.    (That's a stab at WOW's notoriously over-populated servers)

Saving, Taking half damage.

Burning Buildings

Tightening the graphics on Level 3


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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2006, 11:23:42 am »
"Sorry, no more funny messages."
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 12:02:16 pm »
The sims games have a lot of funny ones.

And they have a running joke about reticulating splines.
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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2006, 12:14:24 pm »
The sims games have a lot of funny ones.

And they have a running joke about reticulating splines.
Except the Sims 2 had the same set which they showed every time... and there were only about 5  :'(
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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2006, 12:09:22 pm »
The sims games have a lot of funny ones.

And they have a running joke about reticulating splines.
Except the Sims 2 had the same set which they showed every time... and there were only about 5 :'(

My favorite: "Preparing a tasty grilled cheese sandwich."

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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 08:59:00 am »
Dealing in Darksided things.  (That's a reference to that Crazy Trading Spouses lady)

Dealing in Dark-sided stuff. >:(

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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 10:59:51 am »
Don't let your drummer handle the money.

From Guitar Hero, there are others but I can't remember them.

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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2006, 08:47:09 pm »
There is no cow level.


Reticulating Splines...
Re-reticulating Splines...
Still Reticulating Splines...
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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2006, 10:36:58 pm »
Managing manager's managers...
(Sims 2 Open for Business)
« Last Edit: May 29, 2006, 10:38:56 pm by gec05 »

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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2006, 10:02:48 pm »


not a loading screen, but still cracks me up everytime.

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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2006, 06:01:47 am »
My personal favourite is one of the loading screens from Baldurs Gate 2 that claimed Neverwinter Nights would allow you to import your BG2 character.

Well, it's hilarious now.
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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2006, 08:36:31 am »
"Loading please wait"

Thats my favorite, cracks me up every time.
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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2006, 12:21:06 pm »
My personal favorite is the three dots that pop up one after another and then disapear.

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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2006, 10:53:48 pm »
"You do not have any friends."

 :D :D :D

There is a kind of similar one in WoW:
"Your pet is dead."

I know one more exists from somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is or where it's from...
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Re: Hilarious Loading Screen Messages
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2006, 09:21:21 pm »
"You have no friends"

not a loading screen, but still cracks me up everytime.

That reminds me of CoH. If you try and add your self to your friends it says: "You are always your own friend"