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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2006, 07:35:23 am »
Richard Simmons VS Robot Richard Simmons

Both are destroyed.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2006, 07:48:58 am »
Pile of Jazzersizing Robot/Cyborg Remains Vs. Dr. Samuel Becket

The Dr. first gets the probability factor that he's leaped here to defeat the robotic remains from Al, and after getting them he defeats the robot/Cyborg remains fairly easily.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2006, 09:12:57 am »
Dr Samuel Becket VS Doctor Who (third inacrnation: John Pertwee)

Doctor Who wins because he has a crappy yellow car in this incarnation.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2006, 01:48:54 pm »
The Thrid Doctor vs. The Fourth Doctor

The fourth Doctor wins because he like jelly babies and has a long scarf.

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2006, 03:24:30 pm »
The Fourth Doctor vs Peewee Herman

Peewee Herman wins because he has a special word and screams the head off of the doctor.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2006, 06:48:20 pm »
Peewee Herman vs The Goatse Man

Peewee takes the Goatse Man's power ring, removing his anal stretching ability. And without that, Peewee easily wins the match.

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2006, 08:05:26 pm »
peewee herman vs. DA BLOB

da blob wins because nothin can hurt da blob!
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2006, 09:02:37 pm »
DA BLOB Vs. The Juggernaught

Juggernaught wins because he kicks insane ammounts of... ahem, and yells "I'M THE JUGGERNAUGHT, B**TCH!!!" At little girls.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2006, 09:15:11 pm »
Juggernaut V.S. Scorpion

Scorpion yells, "Get over here!!!" and Juggernaut is history.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2006, 10:26:35 pm »
Scorpion V.S. Mario

Mario wins because, well, he pwns all

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2006, 05:45:14 am »
Mario VS 'All the people which killed Chuck Norris in the ultimate showdown'

Its close but 'all the people...' win
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2006, 09:52:36 am »
all the people vs. pencil

pencil wins. isn't it obvious?
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2006, 12:14:09 pm »
Pencil vs. Rancor

the pencil wins. it holds the rancor's mouth open, then he gets his head crushed by a door. again.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2006, 02:42:48 pm »
Pencil V.S. Blizzard(I think)

Pencil wins. Blizzard froze Pencil but Pencil used its mighty strength to break the ice, one chunk hitting Blizzard in the head

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2006, 02:50:09 pm »
Pencil VS Hitler's Brain...

Hitlers Brain loses... but they saved it.... so it wins
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