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Battle of the Nerds
« on: May 17, 2006, 12:11:42 am »
Alright this is a verry general and wide game. I'm gonna pit two characters against eachother. Then the next poster brings in a new character to beat the living crap outa the winner of my match. The poster after that brings another character to fight the previous one and so on.

*Characters must be a fictional person/thing from any TV Show, movie, videogame/computer game, book/comic book, and other related items.

*The same character may not appear again until around ten posts or so, but that shouldn't be too hard since I gave you such a wide variety.

Let me start things off:

Dobby vs. Golem
Dobby wins because he's got magic.

That's basically it. And if you don't agree with the previous post, like I know most of you won't, just make a new character to kick his/her/its ass even harder.

So Right now Dobby is champion. Any challengers?

« Last Edit: May 19, 2006, 03:15:23 pm by WiiForever »



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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2006, 04:06:13 am »
Dobby against Gandalf.
Gandalf wins because he is awesome and a wizzard.

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2006, 06:57:09 am »
Gandalf Vs. Doctor Who

Gandalf wins because he is still an awesome wizard.

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2006, 08:05:46 am »
gandalf vs Alf

Alf wins coz he's a furry alien with attitude
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2006, 08:09:19 am »
Alf VS Doctor Who (2nd regeneration)

The Doctor wins because Alf is just a talking anteater
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2006, 08:56:48 am »
Doctor Who vs. Hulk
Hulk wins because: Smash, boom, explosion, bang, bitchslap, bitchlap, breaking glass, flying ducks.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2006, 10:56:19 am »
hulk vs. carnage

carnage wins cause 1. hes homicidal. 2. he makes his arms into axes. 3. he sounds awsome.

4. hes kickass.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2006, 03:54:47 pm »
Carnage vs. Professor X

Professor X wins 'cause he messes with minds and makes Carnage open a big can of "carnage" on himself by driving him crazy..

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2006, 04:06:16 pm »
Professor X Vs.  >:(

 >:( is angry and beat the crap outta Professor X

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Re: SSB ALLSTAR CHALLENGE
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2006, 07:31:46 pm »
 >:( vs. Carebears

Carbears win: they turn a  >:( into a  :D

By the way I think changing the title was a stupid move. Give me feedback on whether it was or not.

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Re: SSB ALLSTAR CHALLENGE
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 08:29:31 pm »
Carebears vs. new title,.

Because the new title sucks, it loses.


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Re: SSB ALLSTAR CHALLENGE
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006, 10:19:10 pm »
New title vs Chuck Norris.

Um see now heres the problem now chuck is champ because well he is chuck so unless anyone plans on making him go up against gandalf the grey and gandalf the white monty pythons and the holy grails black night the major musalini and the blue meanie and gambi the geanie, lopaz, superman, robocop terminator capt kirk darth vader every single power ranger, Bill S preston and theodor logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc, and hulk hogan. He will stay there for a while.

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Re: SSB ALLSTAR CHALLENGE
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2006, 10:28:57 pm »
chuck norris vs. adam savage

adam blows 'im up. duh
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2006, 05:31:25 pm »
Adam Savage vs Majin Buu

majin buu can't be hurt, duh. and he's pink. gosh.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2006, 07:08:32 am »
Majin Buu vs. Richard Simmons.

I don't need to go into detail on this one. Richard wins.

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2006, 07:35:23 am »
Richard Simmons VS Robot Richard Simmons

Both are destroyed.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2006, 07:48:58 am »
Pile of Jazzersizing Robot/Cyborg Remains Vs. Dr. Samuel Becket

The Dr. first gets the probability factor that he's leaped here to defeat the robotic remains from Al, and after getting them he defeats the robot/Cyborg remains fairly easily.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2006, 09:12:57 am »
Dr Samuel Becket VS Doctor Who (third inacrnation: John Pertwee)

Doctor Who wins because he has a crappy yellow car in this incarnation.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2006, 01:48:54 pm »
The Thrid Doctor vs. The Fourth Doctor

The fourth Doctor wins because he like jelly babies and has a long scarf.

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2006, 03:24:30 pm »
The Fourth Doctor vs Peewee Herman

Peewee Herman wins because he has a special word and screams the head off of the doctor.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2006, 06:48:20 pm »
Peewee Herman vs The Goatse Man

Peewee takes the Goatse Man's power ring, removing his anal stretching ability. And without that, Peewee easily wins the match.

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2006, 08:05:26 pm »
peewee herman vs. DA BLOB

da blob wins because nothin can hurt da blob!
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2006, 09:02:37 pm »
DA BLOB Vs. The Juggernaught

Juggernaught wins because he kicks insane ammounts of... ahem, and yells "I'M THE JUGGERNAUGHT, B**TCH!!!" At little girls.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2006, 09:15:11 pm »
Juggernaut V.S. Scorpion

Scorpion yells, "Get over here!!!" and Juggernaut is history.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2006, 10:26:35 pm »
Scorpion V.S. Mario

Mario wins because, well, he pwns all

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2006, 05:45:14 am »
Mario VS 'All the people which killed Chuck Norris in the ultimate showdown'

Its close but 'all the people...' win
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2006, 09:52:36 am »
all the people vs. pencil

pencil wins. isn't it obvious?
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2006, 12:14:09 pm »
Pencil vs. Rancor

the pencil wins. it holds the rancor's mouth open, then he gets his head crushed by a door. again.
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2006, 02:42:48 pm »
Pencil V.S. Blizzard(I think)

Pencil wins. Blizzard froze Pencil but Pencil used its mighty strength to break the ice, one chunk hitting Blizzard in the head

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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2006, 02:50:09 pm »
Pencil VS Hitler's Brain...

Hitlers Brain loses... but they saved it.... so it wins
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Re: Battle of the Nerds
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2006, 02:54:15 pm »
Yoshi VS Hitler Brian/Pencil

Yoshi eats Hitler Brain or cannot be effected by Pencils powers since hes pixelated