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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2006, 11:41:38 am »
Jennifer Lopex - it's bad enough I have to hear her attempts at singing on the radio I don't want to see her trying to act as well

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2006, 06:35:34 pm »
What’s funny is that I can't really help in this thread. I never watch movies, and even if I do I only know some people by face. I don't really care about there back story.

I think it's rather funny how much people speak of actors/actresses as if they were a different/better species. (Not saying you guys are)


What else is funny is that your one of the people who prompted me to make this thread in the first place  :P

Well I better help then. Uh... I don't like:

Paris Hilton
Cruse (duh)
The new dumbledore (lol)
That guy who did oceans eleven. He doesn't "act" he just says his lines

I'll post more if I think of any

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2006, 08:58:26 pm »
Leonardo Decaprio. Ugh that long hair.

And Johnny Depp. He was okay at first.Then they started raping the Pirates of the Carribean ride by sticking him in there! Hopefully that's just a rumor.

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2006, 12:22:26 am »
Jonny Depp is an unfortunate case. He IS a great actor, but he keeps fiddling around with that damn POTC. Get a grip John, I know you can do it!

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2006, 06:52:47 am »
I hate Paris Hilton. That's it.

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2006, 02:57:24 pm »
Jonny Depp is an unfortunate case. He IS a great actor, but he keeps fiddling around with that damn POTC. Get a grip John, I know you can do it!

I like POTC.

I also like Tom Cruise - he's a bit of a nutter, but i like his roles.

I'd have to go with Ben Affleck, closely followed by Colin Farrell (i actually don't mind him as an actor... but after Alexander... that was just rough), and Natalie Portman (no wonder Anakin lost the plot near the end of the film - he's had to go through two films worth of her awful acting).

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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2006, 03:37:52 pm »
Oh, who was that guy that used to be on SNL? My parents were watching bewitched last night and it had him in it

I really hate him

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2006, 03:47:03 pm »
We should censor Barrymore on these forums.
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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2006, 10:41:24 am »
Uma Thurman, she's got a banging bod, but her face! It looks like she's sucking on a lemon....oh, and her acting stinks.



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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2006, 10:45:04 am »
...and Natalie Portman (no wonder Anakin lost the plot near the end of the film - he's had to go through two films worth of her awful acting).
Watch CLOSER or V FOR VENDETTA. Lucas dumbed down her acting; I'm not sure why.

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2006, 11:30:10 am »
Uma Thurman, she's got a banging bod, but her face! It looks like she's sucking on a lemon....oh, and her acting stinks.

I believe you're talking about Angelina Jolie (except substitute 'had her lips inflated with a bicycle pump' for'sucking on a lemon')
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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2006, 03:59:00 pm »
...and Natalie Portman (no wonder Anakin lost the plot near the end of the film - he's had to go through two films worth of her awful acting).
Watch CLOSER or V FOR VENDETTA. Lucas dumbed down her acting; I'm not sure why.

I'm breaking my own rule here but QFE. Portman has great talent, just catch her in something outside Star Wars. (also liked her in Garden State)
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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2006, 06:10:31 pm »
...and Natalie Portman (no wonder Anakin lost the plot near the end of the film - he's had to go through two films worth of her awful acting).
Watch CLOSER or V FOR VENDETTA. Lucas dumbed down her acting; I'm not sure why.

I'm breaking my own rule here but QFE. Portman has great talent, just catch her in something outside Star Wars. (also liked her in Garden State)
Wasn't she also in Mars attacks? That was a little scary seeing her in long orange/reddish hair. Anyway I've never seen V for Vendetta, though I really want to. The only movies I've seen her in stunk. Oh well.

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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2006, 06:16:03 pm »
actually i just saw drew barrymore in Wayne's World 2 and she was pretty hot.  then later she put on a few pounds.  and then summore.  she's actually pretty charming, so long as you realize she's the "jolly fat girl".
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Re: Bash the actor thread.
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2006, 06:26:46 pm »
wait, can i do a director?

JERRY BRUCKHEIMER!!!

seriously every movie he does is like a gigantic tetsuo blob made of action movie cliches.  he treated the audience like a bunch of stumbling morons programmed to salivate when he makes something blow up.  and hey, guess what?  he filled up theaters and got filthy rich!!  and then he RESTED ON HIS LAURELS and made even worse movies.
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I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone