Ah yes.
Goober Dippin-doodle at your service.
For some reason your new name sounds like a Baskin-Robins ice cream flavor.
(And yes...I too have read that Dav Pilkey book.)
I think a semi-anonymous fourm would be fun for a day,
However I especially like the fourm picked names idea.
All of my suggestions would be obscure references to Kurt Vonnegut Jr stories.