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The Island of Doom
« on: April 28, 2006, 12:53:49 pm »
As you wake up you have a heavy head. You have blurry sight and you have stomachache. All arround seems to be unreal. You jump up. "Holy Christ" you think "This is the Island of Doom, my favorite reality show". Yes its right, the makers of the show have chosen you to participate in this cruel game were people die. This island is crowded with cannibals, dinosaurs, monsters, and traps to KILL you, but if you get out you'll swim in riches. Anyways right now your at the coastline of the Island and you see Four chests, and a voice says from behind you: "Chose one of the tools, as you will pick one, the other three will disappear." You see a sword, an Axe, a Bow, and a Rope.


A: Sword#
B: Axe
C: Bow
D: Rope


OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2006, 01:04:37 pm »
B) Axe. Let's try to be a real man instead of a sword-wielding prettyboy.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2006, 01:43:26 pm »
B. i agree, it would be the most handy. Bows would run out of arrows, and swords can't really be used for mundane things like chopping down trees for a fort or anything.


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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2006, 01:46:06 pm »
B. Bows are for wusses who need terrain between them and their enemies, swords are for wusses who need a crappy thin piece of metal between them and their enemies, and ropes are for wusses who think they'll be able to hang their enemies upside down and hit them with sticks or maybe climb a cliff and throw rocks or something else that's completely ineffective.
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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2006, 02:49:17 pm »
B. Same reasons as everyone else.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2006, 03:16:19 pm »
You might want to add a poll to this.

Oh, and B.
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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2006, 03:41:47 pm »
DOOOOOOOOOMMMM.

Anyway, B.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2006, 04:19:24 pm »
So... what's the next step?

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2006, 10:28:47 pm »
As you pick up the Axe the other items vanish. You feel confident about your item and you cant wait to move further in. Even though you are kind of struck with a fear of the evils they have set up just for you. You walk a little on the coast line not making any progress on finding clues how to get off the island so you decide to go further into the island. Soon the area loses its sandy ground and is replaced by a rather mushy floor. Also the palm trees are replaced with jungletrees. You see various snakes, insects, and monkeys. Luckily they are not trying to attack you. Happily you walk on the path when u suddenly hear a loud growl. You turn arround and your looking into the yellow eyes of a panther. What should you do?

A: Run
B: Climb a tree
C: Smash the axe into the Panther
D: Throw the axe at the panther
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2006, 10:29:31 pm »
C, C, C!

I doubt you'll let us lose, so let's go with that one.
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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2006, 03:07:13 am »
C. kill the panther, cos you can use it's skin, bones, sinews and stuff, and its a free source of meat. and you really need to add a poll.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2006, 03:44:41 am »
C, if I throw it and miss, I am dead.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2006, 06:00:09 am »
C. Kill it and WEAR ITS SKIN.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2006, 09:19:35 am »
D because i want to see what will happen.

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Re: The Island of Doom
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2006, 11:45:12 am »
D because i want to see what will happen.

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