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Should the Wexxians go out with a “Goodbye friends” RP, or should they just fade from focus of galactic politics.

Bye Robots… we got it covered while you guys are away! Bon Voyage. (RP)
No way… an inactive Wexxian is still better than no Wexxian at all. (No RP)

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Offline Plank of Wood

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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #570 on: July 20, 2007, 12:05:08 pm »

Have them make a Restruant at the end of the Universe, then convert the whole population there so in millions of years time, other races can have fancy meals there.

Duly noted!

Thanks, I don't want them gone because of a war, it would be more Wexxian to build some great time-travel bubble, and put inside it a 5 star restraunt.

yes!  ;D

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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #571 on: July 20, 2007, 12:59:13 pm »
Sorry, commercial time travel is illegal according to Temporal law; Section 1, Under Section 2. Specifying the protection of the Time-Space Continuum:

 “All, travellers must be approved by their respective governments, as well as the Temporal Police.

All travellers must have valid reason for travelling; any reasons involving changes to the time-space continuum is non-valid.

All travellers are to travel from the Temporal Police Headquarters; Alpha Point, located outside Time-Space.

All travellers are subject to constant surveillance during their travel. Any disturbances of the Continuum is considered reason for arrest by either local Temporal Agents or the TP Re-Stabilisation Squad.

All travellers are to return to TP HQ; Alpha Point after travelling.

All travellers are subject to interrogation and memory scanning after travelling.

All information gained during travel is potential Classified Knowledge; if deemed so by the Temporal Police. See Section 3, Under Section 5; for specifications of CK.

All Information deemed to be Classified Knowledge, is removed by the TP.

All violations of Temporal Law, will be punished severely.”

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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #572 on: July 20, 2007, 01:03:50 pm »
No, its just a time bubble which allows you to see time change around it, but you cannot leave the bubble to change time. So the wexxians make the bubble, build a restaruant inside, and the customers get to see the end of the universe or something.

Basicly, its an age-proof restaruant.
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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #573 on: July 20, 2007, 01:19:21 pm »
In order to get permission to build such a thing, the Wexxians would have to fill out a planet-sized mountain of paperwork.

The cost would be mind boggling and the profits would be small as it is physical impossible to see the end of the universe.

However, a luxury cruise into parallel dimensions could be fun… see the Torpalian hippies and the ruthless Wexxian conquers.

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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #574 on: July 20, 2007, 01:21:17 pm »
Read Restaruant at the end of the Universe by Douglas Adams if you want to know what I'm talking about.....


But basicly, anything like that, a cafe in New Jersey would still be similar.
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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #575 on: July 20, 2007, 01:23:59 pm »
I HAVE read it...

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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #576 on: July 20, 2007, 01:25:04 pm »
Yey!!!!!!! You rock!!



Still, that cruise sounds okay too.
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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #577 on: July 20, 2007, 01:31:40 pm »
I always thought that better use could be made of time bubbles then the restaurant at the end of the universe, like a time-cruise.

Pick a destination to watch from, and your experience begins at the big bang. You watch as the universe blooms around you and planets and stars form. Then watch as the universe speeds by at an incredibly fast speed. Ten minutes later the universe ends.

That would rock.
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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #578 on: July 20, 2007, 01:40:59 pm »
True, but the Wexxians have some things to worry about first... like their basket case economy.

It still feels to me like skiming through a book without reading it!   :P

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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #579 on: July 20, 2007, 01:45:32 pm »
Well you've already entered the trade union, what else are you going to do to get your econemy back on track?
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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #580 on: July 20, 2007, 02:23:42 pm »
Oh! Parallel universes! Alternate History is one of my greatest interests!

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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #581 on: July 20, 2007, 02:26:21 pm »
whatever you do...don't kill them off!
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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #582 on: July 20, 2007, 03:01:45 pm »
Two years have passed since the Independence was destroyed.

Beyon and Azuron are no more; field of debris in the path of REDSTAR.

The Alliance of Honor is gone, disbanded for fear of annihilation.

The Walking God has retreated from this Galaxy, broken and disgraced.

The Peskitoriantais are few, enslaved by their masters to feed and serve.

The Grand Torpal Empire and REDTSTAR strike fear into the hearts of all.




The change occurrs in Torpal nature. They never end up becoming so kind, and take advantage of the opportunity REDSTAR presents with a secret alliance.
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Re: The Robotic Wexxians
« Reply #583 on: July 20, 2007, 03:16:28 pm »
If the wexxians were to leave, that would make me a sad panda. A very sad panda indeed  :'(.

Also:

The Walking God has retreated from this Galaxy, broken and disgraced.


Heresy!  :P
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« Reply #584 on: July 20, 2007, 05:03:27 pm »
Well you've already entered the trade union, what else are you going to do to get your econemy back on track?

Well, its just going to take some time.

Before the Union/REDSTAR War, the Wexxian economy was powered by the Licentia Station’s Stellar Harvester; a massive device capable of drawing mater from a Neutron Star and transforming it into whatever materials they needed. It was directly connected to the Station’s factory floor, so they could produce up to five Champion capital class ships PER DAY!

Now there are only twelve Champions in service and the economy is going through a rough time adjusting from Glorious Reclamation… to Under Average!

They are expanding their industry rapidly, but it will take a long time before they will be able to make a new City Station equipped with a Stellar Harvester. Even with all the volunteers and sponsors, their allies have gathered. The “Shelter the Wexxians” foundation is the third largest known charity organisation in the quadrant.

whatever you do...don't kill them off!

Don’t worry, they are not in any immediate danger.


Nice one there Brandonazz, what would have happened if the Torpals had never become good guyes…

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The Halcyon war could maybe be won… maybe not...

Most Wexxians would have died before even getting any fighting done, as the Originator Station was destroyed at the Defeat at Thishen.

Azuron was newer terraformed.

Only one Wexxian survived… Nemesis, who was smart enough to get away when his hippie cousins began annoying the Halcyon Cooperation.

Nemesis befriends the Necromicon and gives them technology to begin a campaign of destruction across the galaxy.

Nemesis rallies the Torpals as allies, promising them glorious battles beyond their wildest dreams.

With his allies, Nemesis destroys the Halcyon Cooperation… the Halcyon Parasite is biologically re-engineered to ensure loyalty to Nemesis alone.

With the power of the parasite, combined with a slave “Over-Deity-of-Fear”; Nemesis gains control over his allied in a violent betrayal.

With an army of slaves, Nemesis declares war on the rest of the galaxy. Thousands of planets are desolated, even more are enslaved to feed his army and create more weapons of despair.

No method is to low and nothing is sacred to the Betrayer, after meeting the REDSTAR he again puts on a mask of deception. He convinces the REDSTAR leader that their ideals are similar. And offers to pledge his allegiance to him.

When they meet for negotiations, Nemesis tears the leader into shreds and proclaims himself ruler over REDSTAR. Many join under his banner… those who don’t; are massacred in front of their families.

By fear, mind-control and mad ambitions; Nemesis becomes the first ever ruler of the sector… and he expands rapidly.

Species he conquers, who are not advanced enough to be of use to him are terminated.

Weakness becomes a crime, punishable by genocide.

Nemesis’s Reign of Terror has begun…