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Which Way Adventure!
« on: April 16, 2006, 12:59:07 am »
It may be old-ish, but it still kicks ass!

Yes, it's possible to win the game, and there's a minigame accessible through the video game shop in the city or the postapocalyptic Soviet zombie wasteland, but not the postapocalyptic Nazi zombie wasteland.

Winning isn't quite as spectacular as a double game over, though.


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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2006, 06:42:51 am »
i never heard of this game?
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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2006, 08:14:40 am »
Its funny, but too annoyingly arbitrary. Constantly being eaten by a manticore isnt that much fun.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2006, 08:39:04 am »
I became a circus clown and won.

That game is strange.

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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2006, 09:36:37 am »
I got stuck on the Hobo Train...Bizzare.

Edit: And as a 1908 Shoe Cobbler.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2006, 09:38:57 am by sgore »
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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2006, 10:51:32 am »
I havent played this game a whole minute and i've already nuked Russia... this game rocks.

You get fishsticks! You win!

WTF?!

EDIT: Gotta love them triple game overs...
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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2006, 05:03:02 pm »
I havent played this game a whole minute and i've already nuked Russia... this game rocks.

...WTF?!

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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2006, 08:13:40 pm »
Got to love that became a zombie that game is so random.

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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2006, 09:21:07 pm »
this game rules!

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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2006, 09:22:15 pm »
A tip for the young: Don't become an acrobat.
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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2006, 11:21:35 pm »
Yeah I learnt that lesson already Acrobats tend to get eaten alot. Whats with the manticore just appearing in the playground randomly.

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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2006, 01:06:38 am »
How do you avoid the effing Manticore?

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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2006, 01:43:28 am »
1. don't tease the manticore.  what are you stupid?
2. avoid sex.  sex is bad.  every woman becomes a soul-drinking manticore if you take her clothes off.
3. the manticore can be a way to escape from dead-ends through death, like in the hobo train.


..this game is archetypal.  everything means something.
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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2006, 10:26:58 am »
The manticore won't help you get out of the damn happy-face loop.
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Re: Which Way Adventure!
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2006, 02:02:58 pm »
I saw tits.