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Oblivion's own hot coffee
« on: April 13, 2006, 08:31:19 pm »
DUN DUN DUN!

Anyway, somebody released a mod that unlocks some female topless meshes and skins.
I'm NOT going to link to it, but I'm not kidding.  I saw it myself, and found it generally harmless... but who knows what Hilary 'n' Jack  will think.


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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2006, 08:40:42 pm »
Protect the children! *Shields Toothy's eyes*

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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2006, 08:50:41 pm »
Heres a link to a story about it: http://www.joystiq.com/2006/04/06/the-ladies-of-oblivion-drop-their-tops/

And in defense of the guy who made it, he had this to say:

 Please note, this is a realistic nudity mod, not a pornographic one. The file included removes the bra welded to the skin of females of all races, showing things as most people know they are in the real world after removing upper body clothing. It will not show every female in the game as topless. I do this because I hate government/society/whatever forcing companies to 'protect our innocent population from seeing those evil dirty things 50% of them posess personally anyways' not because I'm trying to turn it into a porn game.
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2006, 09:06:13 pm »
Protect the children! *Shields Toothy's eyes*
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2006, 09:51:34 pm »
But does it affect Dremora?

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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2006, 12:21:00 am »
Didn't take them long to come out with this.
Kind of sad how it was always the most popular mod for Morrowind.

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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2006, 08:05:08 am »
I always thought it was the better bodies mod.  That wasn't R rated.
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2006, 10:17:32 am »
O RLY?
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2006, 11:06:18 am »
Where the frak is that anti-"O RLY?" pic when I need it!?!?

I don't know why, but that annoys the hell out of me... (Please, someone post it:))

Aaaanyway, lets just hope those dumbasses in the government don't go ape-**** on this like they did the whole gta thing.
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2006, 11:15:37 am »
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2006, 12:48:32 pm »
Morrowind had many pornographic and non-pornpgraphic nudity mods. Better Bodies did offer a nude version, so technically it was R, or rather tastefully PG-13.

It is no surprise that Oblivion has a topless mod. Personally I had Better Bodie's topless add-on, but I didn't play my character topless all the time. It's just a realistic add-on that some people like. I personally don't all excited seeing my Argonian topless, but I know some of you would. *cough*the idiot formerlly known as VFX*cough*

The higher-ups probably won't go too crazy about it. Oblivion has you killing demons (notice how they never went after Diablo 2) and fighting for good (generally), and there is no sex. Even sex-related mods are just suggestive, unlike The Sims 2 (which Wacko Jacko tried to say had nudity built-in because "a gaming site wrote that"), or GTA's infamous Hot Coffee (which was hardcore and interactive, but could not be accesses without a modded PS2).

I doubt Oblivion will scare those wacky politicians.

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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2006, 01:55:11 pm »
That is so unnecessary. I have seen the movie on Joystig but it just reinforces my opinion. I mean you can barely see them and it isn't exactly practical to run around with out any armour of any kind.
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2006, 06:39:58 am »
If they are making realistic nudity, then why arent guys nude, and why is it only topless, i think he just wants his porn mod to not sound like its porn.
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2006, 02:03:55 pm »
I personally don't all excited seeing my Argonian topless, but I know some of you would. *cough*the idiot formerlly known as VFX*cough*
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Re: Oblivion's own hot coffee
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2006, 03:23:08 pm »
I personally don't not get all unexcited not seeing my Argonian topless, but I know some of you would. *cough*the idiot formerlly known as VFX*cough*

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