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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2006, 03:50:41 am »
I see unexplored depths of animal cruelty here...

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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2006, 10:27:33 am »
I see unexplored depths of animal cruelty here...
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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2006, 12:42:11 pm »
Scare kids with it.

The kids might try to touch them and well theres a black widow there to.

Racist.


Is it legal for the Widow's husband to merry a snail?

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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2006, 12:49:01 pm »
I see unexplored depths of animal cruelty here...
Pando!
How did I know someone was going to bring that up!

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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2006, 01:40:31 pm »
Scare kids with it.

The kids might try to touch them and well theres a black widow there to.

Racist.

Is it legal for the Widow's husband to merry a snail?

The widow's husband is dead.

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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2006, 02:35:45 pm »
1)get a can of beer 2)open can of beer 3)place open can of beer on the ground overnight 4) slugs will drown and drink themselfs to death because we all know that slugs are natures drunks. 5) during a night of drinking slip you friend the can of dead slugs and let the hi-jinks ensue.
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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2006, 02:57:56 pm »
take a few and bake them in a pie and feed it to your enemys.
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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2006, 10:02:16 pm »
Scare kids with it.

The kids might try to touch them and well theres a black widow there to.

Racist.

Is it legal for the Widow's husband to merry a snail?

The widow's husband is dead.

Why? Is it because of his color?

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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2006, 10:19:39 pm »
When they're eyes extend out long enough, cut them off with a pair of scissors. (*.*)

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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2006, 10:21:56 pm »
When they're eyes extend out long enough, cut them off with a pair of scissors. (*.*)

I dunno. I think trapping them between two legos is worse.
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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2006, 11:43:32 am »
The slugs have taken over my house help   :'(
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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2006, 01:22:54 pm »
...Sell it?

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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2006, 01:27:12 pm »
Put them in your neighbor's house?
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Re: !HELP!
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2006, 01:51:31 pm »
Rip off a French guy?
"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."