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Offline Madchat18

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Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« on: April 11, 2006, 01:58:01 pm »
I had to teach a Self-Aid and Buddy Care class to a few people from my Squadron today and it was a great success. If anyone needs to know how to splint or control bleeding just ask your resident Safety Guru!


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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2006, 02:14:35 pm »
Yah, i'm bleeding like crazy from my wrists, is that bad? You got anything for that?

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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2006, 03:13:38 pm »
Yah, i'm bleeding like crazy from my wrists, is that bad? You got anything for that?
  Yeah I got one, oh you mean to STOP it.
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 03:33:49 pm »
Actually, I need to paint my room red, and it is cheaper to use blood, so...

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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2006, 03:41:04 pm »
Yah, i'm bleeding like crazy from my wrists, is that bad? You got anything for that?

Check for breathing!
Look for blood!
Apply Pressure!
Treat for Shock!
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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2006, 04:38:48 pm »
Yah, i'm bleeding like crazy from my wrists, is that bad? You got anything for that?

Get some anti-depressants and quit listening to emo.

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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 05:16:00 am »
Keep the knifes in a safe place where they wont accidentally fall on both your wrists simultaneously?

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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2006, 05:20:03 am »
Got your Green Monster? ;)
Start the breathing, Stop the bleeding, Protect the wound, Treat for shock...
Yah, i'm bleeding like crazy from my wrists, is that bad? You got anything for that?
Stop listening to emo?
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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2006, 06:29:58 am »
Yah, i'm bleeding like crazy from my wrists, is that bad? You got anything for that?

Get one of those no-checkup required life insurance policies real quick like?

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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2006, 08:22:50 am »
Actually you should apply QuikClot as soon as possible... Note that you will probably pass out from the gutwrenching pain of having your nerves and blood veins cauterized, but it'll make for a good story.
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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2006, 04:14:44 pm »
or better yet cut your arms off that will surely stop them from bleeding but the arms might be a slight proplem.
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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2006, 04:55:14 pm »
Pfft. You're all a bunch of n00bs. Remove the entire circulatory and lymphatic system.

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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2006, 05:45:16 pm »
Guys, i tried all of your suggestuions but the anti-depressants got me high, the guy in my head wont turn down the emo, i threw the knives out but stabbed someone walking by the window, i told the guy in my head to turn down the emo AGAIn but he still wont listen, QuikClot made my left arm all crusty before i could apply it to my other wrist, the spilled the lead all over my dog before i could get it on my wrists, i couldnt cut off my left arm because i didnt have my right arm to hold it up anymore, and im currently yanking out my circulatory and lymphatic systems as i type this. Anything else I should try?!

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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2006, 09:54:39 pm »
Guys, i tried all of your suggestuions but the anti-depressants got me high, the guy in my head wont turn down the emo, i threw the knives out but stabbed someone walking by the window, i told the guy in my head to turn down the emo AGAIn but he still wont listen, QuikClot made my left arm all crusty before i could apply it to my other wrist, the spilled the lead all over my dog before i could get it on my wrists, i couldnt cut off my left arm because i didnt have my right arm to hold it up anymore, and im currently yanking out my circulatory and lymphatic systems as i type this. Anything else I should try?!
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Re: Just finished teaching my class, awesome ratings!
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2006, 04:57:44 am »
Ah convincing Zombies to self mutilate is fun.