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Offline Krakow Sam

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The dragon killing race
« on: March 26, 2006, 09:47:46 am »
Seeing as a balance needs to be maintained heres a crappy powerpoint picture of the brand new dragon killing race... yet to be named.

This is a slayer in robotic armor and armed with a cryo-cannon (dragons are cold-blooded :P).

I'm thinking that inside the armor theyll be all boneless and squishy, but what is for certain is that they evolved on a planet which had an entire ecosystem of predatory dragons and this led to them having an instinctive loathing for dragons.


Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2006, 09:49:01 am »
We were all waiting for this... I'd let dragons live though and concentrate on the furries.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2006, 09:56:36 am »
Good idea, the planet had two main predatory groups:
1. The dragonoids, who were just standard predators
2. Humanoid furries, who managed to advance to a tribal age and walked around in clothing even though they didnt actually need it and acted in a highly suggestive fashion.

The squishy jelly-like race therefore developed an instinctual loathing of dragons and a reasoned, rational hatred of furries.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2006, 10:40:34 am »
Good idea, the planet had two main predatory groups:
1. The dragonoids, who were just standard predators
2. Humanoid furries, who managed to advance to a tribal age and walked around in clothing even though they didnt actually need it and acted in a highly suggestive fashion.

The squishy jelly-like race therefore developed an instinctual loathing of dragons and a reasoned, rational hatred of furries.


You forgot the walking penises and the trademarked characters.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2006, 10:49:20 am »
Yay! All hail the dragon slayer!

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2006, 11:16:14 am »
What exactly are furries, are they cute little creatures that are made to be PG cause if you guys think my Serlan is a furrie your sadly mistaken hehehe
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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2006, 11:36:51 am »
What exactly are furries

If you don't know what furries are, then stay that way. I envy you.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2006, 11:45:56 am »
awesome.
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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2006, 12:06:48 pm »
What exactly are furries, are they cute little creatures that are made to be PG cause if you guys think my Serlan is a furrie your sadly mistaken hehehe

Please do not wiki it. DO NOT WIKI IT! You're pure... innocent!

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2006, 01:04:37 pm »
Please do not wiki it. DO NOT WIKI IT! You're pure... innocent!

why, oh why, did you say that hugg? now i have an irresistable curiosity to go find out what they are!

darned unintentional reverse phsycology...

edit: oh dear...oh my... :o
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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2006, 01:30:46 pm »
edit: oh dear...oh my... :o

That's the usual reaction. See, we need a furry destroying race much more than a dragon slayer race.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2006, 01:58:22 pm »
edit: oh dear...oh my... :o

That's the usual reaction. See, we need a furry destroying race much more than a dragon slayer race.

THAT will now be my responsibility...
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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2006, 01:59:51 pm »
Ahem!
Good idea, the planet had two main predatory groups:
1. The dragonoids, who were just standard predators
2. Humanoid furries, who managed to advance to a tribal age and walked around in clothing even though they didnt actually need it and acted in a highly suggestive fashion.

The squishy jelly-like race therefore developed an instinctual loathing of dragons and a reasoned, rational hatred of furries.


The jelly-type creatures also kill furries. You can make a penis-killing race ;)
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2006, 02:56:37 pm »
You can make a penis-killing race ;)

You don't even need a seperate race to do it. A swift, well-placed kick will do the job perfectly.

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Re: The dragon killing race
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2006, 05:43:07 pm »
We were all waiting for this... I'd let dragons live though and concentrate on the furries.

Are you a g00n is disguise or something?  Do you even have a single furry friend, or do you just base your hostility on what the internet tells you?

P.S. Eager to unleash a galactic holocaust are we?

Nazis.
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