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This poll has been changed about 4 times now. When do you think I will change it next?

I was voting for something totally different when I cast this vote.
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October.
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Offline Cool AN

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2005, 01:02:42 pm »
What the Hell?

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2005, 01:04:02 pm »
Exactly

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2005, 10:06:12 pm »
  Its a story. You see, I am bored. Therefore, I am writing a story. This story will be interesting. It will be scary. And it will be a new york times best seller. Why?
  Because I have the high ground, thats why. So its over Anakin. Don't even try it. You were the chosen one. But its over. PADME NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Popeye's chicken is the shiznit. Ain't this a great story? It's like, totally awesome. Dude, what's mine say? Sweet! What's mine say? Dude! If I were a rich man, then I would have money. LEEEEEEEROY!!!!!!!! Oh **** he just ran in there. Stick to the plan, stick to the plan, SAVE HIM SAVE HIM!!! Spiffy rez us spiffy! Leeroy you dumbass. Least I got chicken.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2005, 10:37:35 pm »
STAR WARS EPISODE 3: REVENGE OF THE SITH SCRIPT

George Lucas


1 EXT. SPACE

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.

War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .

PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.

2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.

3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.

ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .

OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .

4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE

The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.

5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.

OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.

ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.

OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.

OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?

ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.

OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.

OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!

WATCH THE MOVIE IF YOU'RE SO INTERESTED. STOP BOOTLEGGING.

By the way...

DARTH VADER: (continuing) Where is Padme? Is she safe, is she all right?

DARTH SIDIOUS moves closer to the half droid/half man.

DARTH SIDIOUS: I'm afraid she died. ... it seems in your anger, you killed her.

A LOW GROAN emanates from Vader's mask. Suddenly everything in the room begins to implode, including some of the DROIDS.

DARTH VADER: I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt her! She was alive! It's impossible! No!!!

VADER SCREAMS, breaks his bonds to the table, and steps forward, waving his hands, causing objects to fly around the room. SIDIOUS deflects the objects, but some of the DROIDS aren't so lucky. VADER'S PAINFUL SCREAMS echo throughout the Center.

Warning: The above post contained spoilers for Star Wars Episode 3 and should not have been read by anybody who hasn't seen the movie yet.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2005, 08:24:17 am »
Once upon a time there was an epic battle between france and a fairly large Mop. The mop won and then went home to find his wife(the broom) sleeping with the dustpan. The Mop was taken aback by this scene! He ran out of his home and never went back (execpt to do laundry and possibly for a dinner party or 2) After bursting out he went to sleep on the front lawn. when he awoke he was on jupiter. this was an intresting predicament but it didn't really effect his day much...
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2005, 08:29:08 am »
Once a Mop won his wife and went back to sleep on the front lawn. when he awoke an intresting predicament didn't really effect his day much...

Messing up quotes is fun.
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2005, 08:42:08 am »
a Mop won and went to sleep on the lawn. he awoke. didn't really effect his day much...

Messing fun.

Messing up messing up quotes is even more fun. lol.
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2005, 08:56:14 am »
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2005, 08:58:38 am »
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2005, 09:22:38 am »
darn! Beaten!
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2005, 01:07:12 pm »
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2005, 02:04:31 pm »
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2005, 02:11:33 pm »
Not even death can save you from me.
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2005, 06:13:08 pm »
poor is the new rich
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