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Offline sgore

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #60 on: July 04, 2005, 08:22:15 pm »
I actually think the translated versions make more sense then the orignal. lol.

*gets board with waiting in fridays. decides to go somewhere else to get chicken wings.
*ends up in Tokyo because of some weird freak Margrine accadent occuring after leaving fridays.
*Moral: Remember to bring an umbrella.
« Last Edit: July 04, 2005, 08:25:35 pm by sgore »
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #61 on: July 04, 2005, 08:54:01 pm »
I couldn't help myself:

To French and back:

HOLD The FIRST ROLE EPISODE 3 OF WARS: REVENGE ON The MANUSCRIPT OF SITH

George Lucas

1 EXT.. SPACE

There is a long time inside a galaxy far, far far.

A vast sea of holds the first role of being used as context with the principal title, followed of a pyramidal increase, which crawls in the infinite one.

War! The Republic émiette under attacks by the pitiless lord of Sith, counts Dooku. There is of the heroes on the two sides. The evil is everywhere.

In an astounding movement, the diabolic chief of droid, painful General, swept in the chancellor capital and removed Palpatine, chief of Republic of the galactic senate.

While the army of Droid de Séparatiste tries to save the capital besieged with their valid hostage, two knights of Jedi carry out a mission despaired to save the captive chancellor. .

FILTER Downwards to indicate a CRUISER of ATTACK of REPUBLIC. Continue TO FILTER with the cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and move towards an enemy cruiser of battle. TRUCK with the combatants of Jedi as they operate in unison, dodging the flack and the enemy fire of laser. R2-D2 is on the boat of Anakin. R4-P17 is on the boat of Obi-wan' S. A giant battle of space is indicated while the tiny boats of Jedi continue their attack in a synchronous ballet.

2 INTERN. Obi-WAN' S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

Obi-WAN rebounds by the flack with a wrinkling of the eyebrows. Its boat rocks violently.

3 INTERN. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

ANAKIN smiles while it blows a COMMERCIAL COMBATANT of FALL of FEDERATION DROID.

ANAKIN: There are a droid fact which can out of the fly you, Master, and no other manner of arriving to the chancellor. . Obi-WAN: Look at outside, four droids of arrival. .

EXT.. 4. BATTLE OF CORUSCANT-SPACE

the TWO COMBATANTS of JEDI make a variation in the unison as the COMMERCIAL attack with FOUR of FEDERATION DROID COMBATANTS of FALL. After several intelligent movements by Jedi, two of the COMBATANTS of FALL of FEDERATION DROID run up one the other in a ball of flame.

5 INTERN. Obi-WAN' S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

Obi-WAN fights to maintain the ordering of its boat.

Obi-WAN: We have to duplicate them upwards.

ANAKIN: Break on the left, fly by the guns on this lathe.

Obi-WAN flies to the left of an enormous tower on a CRUISER of REPUBLIC. The TWO COMBATANTS of FALL of DROID follow.

Obi-WAN: Easy for you to say. . why am I always the starter?

ANAKIN: You do not worry. I come around behind you.

Obi-WAN operates skilfully around large Starship superstructure, but the TWO COMBATANTS of DROID remain on his tail, the BLOWING one with the violent fire of laser.

Obi-WAN: Anakin, they are me everywhere!

OBSERVE FILM IF YOU ARE THUS INTERESTED. CEASE PRODUCING ILLEGALLY.

Moreover...

DARTH VADER: (to continue) where is Padme? Is it east sure, it any line?

DARTH SIDIOUS approaches half man of droid/half.

DARTH SIDIOUS: I am afraid that she died it... seems in your anger, killed it to you.

A LOW MOANING emanates from the mask of Vader. Suddenly all in the room starts with imploser, including a part of the DROIDS.

DARTH VADER: I could not have! It was alive! I felt it! It was alive! It is impossible! Not! ! !

The PIERCING CRIES, cuts its obligations with the table, and the steps in front of VADER, undulating its hands, causing are opposed to the fly around the room. SIDIOUS guides the objects, but a part of the DROIDS is not also lucky. The PAINFUL PIERCING CRIES of VADER make echo in all the center.

Warning: The spoilers contained by post above for Hold the first role episode 3 of wars and should not be read by whoever which did not see film still.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #62 on: July 04, 2005, 09:29:58 pm »
what the hell? is this a translation of the french version?

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #63 on: July 05, 2005, 10:18:32 am »
I translated syphonbite's earlier post into French and then back to English.

Example, to Russian and back:

English: Rolling down the hill hurts my waist.

Russian: Свертывать вниз с холма ушибает мой шкафут.

English: To roll up from the hill downward hurts my waist.
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #64 on: July 05, 2005, 01:26:38 pm »
ahhh i see - thats ****ed

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2005, 02:59:54 pm »
no,
that is that

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #66 on: July 05, 2005, 09:00:45 pm »
try translating AGAIN and back AGAIN, see if it gets even worse.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #67 on: July 06, 2005, 04:41:42 am »
*Takes translator and chucks it out the window
*Replaces it with a pasta maker before anyone has a chance to realize its gone

It had to be done.  ;)
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #68 on: July 06, 2005, 05:12:59 am »
Ummm... pasta... speaking of food.. wth happened to the food fight?

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2005, 09:33:18 am »
it was stupid and invariably died. Like the Dodo.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #70 on: July 06, 2005, 12:33:35 pm »
I have a Dodo, the very last one, criogenically frozen.

In my freezer, but i think i might have to take it out, i need the space to put my frozen ready meals in.
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #71 on: July 06, 2005, 04:03:12 pm »
*Replaces merridian with a toaster

that didn't really have to be done, I just wanted to. Replacing things with kitchen appliances is fun.
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #72 on: July 07, 2005, 10:38:02 am »
to Portuguese and back:

I have one dodo, much finally this, congealed criogenically.

About my freezer, but about me he thinks that I could have that removing, me I need the space to put my ready meals inside frozen.

* He substitutes merridian with toaster

this did not have that to really be fact, me he wanted only Substituir things with the devices of the kitchen is amusement.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #73 on: July 07, 2005, 12:51:20 pm »
that never gets old

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #74 on: July 07, 2005, 10:52:30 pm »
I laughed so hard i got hiccups, then my head fell off.
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