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This poll has been changed about 4 times now. When do you think I will change it next?

I was voting for something totally different when I cast this vote.
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October.
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Offline Oviraptor

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2005, 03:07:35 pm »
Unless, of course, you're blind

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2005, 09:26:55 pm »
I know a dark secluded place
A place where no one knows your face
A glass of wine a fast embrace
It's called... Hernando's Hideaway... Ole

All you see are silhouettes
And all you hear are castanets
And no one cares how late it gets
Not at Hernando's Hideaway... Ole

At the Golden Fingerbowl or any place you go
You can meet your Uncle Max and everyone you know
But if you go to the spot that I am thinking of
You will be free... to gaze at me
And talk of love

Just knock three times and whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
That you're in Hernando's Hideaway...

Oh just knock three times and whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
That you're in Hernando's Hideaway.
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2005, 11:27:06 am »
One fine day in the middle of the night.
Two dead men got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
FATE DOESN'T HANG ON A WRONG OR RIGHT CHOICE, FORTUNE DEPENDS ON THE TONE OF THE VOICE

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2005, 08:51:27 pm »
(That's only the first part of the rhyme.)

One fine day in the middle of the night.
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
Drew out their swords and shot each other.

The Deaf Policeman heard this noise and came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe my storys true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2005, 10:18:59 pm »
WRONG!!!


WRONG!!!


WRONG!!!

    Answer the damn phone!
 WRONG!!!

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2005, 06:48:59 am »
phones don't go "wrong". they go "Ringo" from the beatles over and over. Then they go into a meadly of their greatest hits. I ussially wait till hey jude is over before i pick up the phone. Of course by then the caller is fairly angry...
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2005, 11:04:38 am »
Oh deary me
my granny caught a flea

She salted it and peppered it
and had it for her tea
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2005, 11:37:24 am »
Mmmmm... Salted fleas...  like caviar.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2005, 09:31:04 pm »
Time. It holds us in its grasp like a giant koala with dentures. We are slaves. Slaves to denture koala and his army of lightbulbs with feet. Butternut pop-tarts are my favorite.

I am a giant tomato filled with love. I have come to sell you a house made out of pancakes.

And a garage made from THE SOULS OF LITTLE CHILDREN?

... Yes.

Hisssss!

Pork.

The cactus shall call it stupendiferous! Let us achieve!

Jubilation!


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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #54 on: July 03, 2005, 12:02:29 am »
oh you bastar*! You CHEAP LYING NO GOOD rotton fore-fleshing lowlife snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant blood sucking dog kissing branless d***less heartless hopeless fatassed bugeyed spotty-lipped worm headed sack of monkey SH*#! Where's the Tylonall?!!

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #55 on: July 03, 2005, 01:46:56 am »
"There were 87 Advil in the bottle now there's 30 left. I ate 47 so what happened to the other 10?"
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #56 on: July 03, 2005, 08:11:16 am »
They're all in hiding and i'm not telling you where.
*Runs away from angry mob formed by Merridian.
*Ducks into a TGI Fridays only to find they're out of bufflo wings.
Noooooo!
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #57 on: July 03, 2005, 12:03:12 pm »
mmmmmmmmmm spatula
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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #58 on: July 04, 2005, 07:47:15 pm »
Translation of MetallicDragon's post from English to Korean and back again:

Hour. It the frame hereupon nose Allah which is enormous us the kacikoiss increases together inside it power. We are the slave. In foot frame of light bulb in nose Allah and his army slave. Is Hu two sprouting Ji Bob - the multi rts to hold in my, mind.

Me it is a tomato which is enormous it fills in love. Me it will make with the pan cake and the house it will be extensive in order to market it came.

And from soul of the little child it does the garage?

... It is like that.

swis The sound which it does!

Pig.

The cactus the stupendiferous will call it,! It attains us make!

Joy!

The br not preceding by the cook brought in you.

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Re: The Crazy Post Game!
« Reply #59 on: July 04, 2005, 08:01:59 pm »
Translation of Oviraptors post from English to Russian and back:

Transfer of post MetallicDragon's from the English to the Korean and rear again:

Hour. It nose Allah hereupon framework kacikoiss enormously we increases it it together inward sets in action. We will be slave. Within the framework of the foot of bright ball in the nose Allah and his slave of army. Sprouting Ji Bob Hu 2 - multi rts, it is which necessary to hold in my, mind.

Me this will be tomato which it is enormous it fills inside love. 4, is which it it will make with the cake of chute and the house it will be extensive in order to leave its vyshed for the market for market came.

And from the soul of small child it make garage?...

Will be as that.

swis sound it cactus does!.

Pig.

The stupendiferous the bell of will it,! it reaches us br make!.Joy!.The without preceding by cook those brought in you.