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WW vs Chuck Norris
« on: March 11, 2006, 05:30:45 am »
All right, now that Chuck Norris jokes are so popular and WW has joined the forums, it's time to compare the two.

For example:

1 Chuck Norris Kick (CNK) can power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.  However, 1 WW click (WWC) can destroy an entire planet.  ;D

God wanted to make the earth in 10 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6.  However, WW can make as many worlds as he wants, and all it takes is a bit of data and a few minutes.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that their head turned backward.  WW then entered the creature editor and turned everything else around to match.

Get the idea?  :D




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Re: WW vs Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2006, 07:05:39 am »
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

There is no theory of evolution, only the animals WW makes.

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Re: WW vs Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2006, 08:53:38 pm »
Do you know why Chuck Norris would sleep with a man?  Because he obviously has run out of women.

WW wouldn't sleep with a man either way...
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Re: WW vs Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2006, 08:59:42 pm »
I threw a Will Wright as Chuck Norris joke into this thread, but no-one seemed too interested in the idea of Will Wright as an unstoppable killing machine. I think I prefer this format.

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Re: WW vs Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2014, 01:26:35 am »
Weather read, I'm good. I read a lot of knowledge here. Just that I do not like Cook Grand.

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Re: WW vs Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2014, 08:35:08 am »
HOW ARE YOU EVEN FINDING THESE?