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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #450 on: March 14, 2006, 05:11:07 am »
I belive in God but i think He didn't create evolution. There is no reason to spend millions of years with watching a single celled bacteria while He can do everything in seven days, or even in a moment.   
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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #451 on: March 14, 2006, 05:57:48 am »
So is someone ever going to provide me with links to those studies that prove that evolution exists? Its been a day now I think Ive givin enough time?

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« Reply #452 on: March 14, 2006, 07:05:56 am »
I'm not going to provide you with links, because there are no links to the fossil record

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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #453 on: March 14, 2006, 08:35:04 am »
Hi all

I found this:

http://www.mala.bc.ca/~johnstoi/essays/courtenay1.htm

A short version about the evolutionary fact.

Also general info in the subject (including Darwin's theory):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

Read and Enjoy...

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« Reply #454 on: March 14, 2006, 09:46:43 am »
So is someone ever going to provide me with links to those studies that prove that evolution exists? Its been a day now I think Ive givin enough time?

There are plenty of links out there, but for some reason, I don't think it's worth roaming the internet to find information proving beyond doubt that evolution exist and then not have it read..

But then again, I might as well do this to prevent anyone from saying I'm not helpful.. (See, a helpful athe´st! *Shock* *Horror*):
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence_of_evolution
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_evolution
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Huxley_-_Mans_Place_in_Nature.jpg
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_selection
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin_of_Species
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_evolutionary_synthesis
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_biology



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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #455 on: March 14, 2006, 09:49:34 am »
Hi all

I found this:

http://www.mala.bc.ca/~johnstoi/essays/courtenay1.htm

A short version about the evolutionary fact.

Also general info in the subject (including Darwin's theory):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

Read and Enjoy...
I'll just jump in quickly again to say that the first link is very good. Also see this related link: http://www.mala.bc.ca/~johnstoi/essays/courtenay2.htm

Having said that lets not get into a link posting match. There are plenty of sites out there with plenty of opinions, lets let people find them ourselves, eh?

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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #456 on: March 14, 2006, 09:50:16 am »
yeah nice post bicat

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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #457 on: March 14, 2006, 09:53:54 am »
BTW, I wasn't flaming anyone. People tend to have 1 of 4 reactions of anything I say, 1) I'm funny, 2) i'm annoying 3) i'm flirting 4) i'm flaming.


I don't tend to get many more reactions...

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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #458 on: March 14, 2006, 09:57:07 am »
Evolution makes baby Jesus cry...

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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #459 on: March 14, 2006, 10:15:01 am »
So is someone ever going to provide me with links to those studies that prove that evolution exists? Its been a day now I think Ive givin enough time?

We learn about evolution at school.

Evolution makes baby Jesus cry...

Everything makes baby Jesus cry  :-\
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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #460 on: March 14, 2006, 10:30:27 am »
what about nappy rash?

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« Reply #461 on: March 14, 2006, 10:42:47 am »
Here's a simple thought... -.-

Imagine you walking down the street, you see a beautifully constructed house. Such craftsmanship and design was put into it. What if you were told that this house just appeared out of nowhere, just built itself on its own. You'd scoff at any such remark. Yet evolutionists believe in the big bang theory. Isn't that just the same as believing a house appears out of nowhere. Everything has a creator, everything was built by someone or something. The computer you sit in front of had to be made by someone. That's my logic.  ;)

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« Reply #462 on: March 14, 2006, 10:45:14 am »
Yeah, thats just the watch theory using a house instead :P

Also, there is a theory - the equal chance theory, or something, where basicly, imagine a mug, and every state it could possibly be in.
Theres millions of ways it could be if broken, but only one where its hole.
Imagine that each of those states has an equal chance of happening.
Theoreticly, if you hit it enough times, it would go back together, only, theres so many millions more states where its broken than there is where it is hole, that it would probably take longer than time you have to do it.

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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #463 on: March 14, 2006, 10:46:22 am »
the devil hulk believes in evolution. normal hulk just believes in smashing. but seriously, creationism is not only un evidential, its not practical. in evolution, all you need is a rock for there to be evolution. matter becomes cells, cells become plants, plants become water filter feeders, those become fish, fish become amphibians of sorts, amphibians became mammals, mammals become apes,(by apes i mean our class of ape) apes become different forms of sentient life,(yes, we were NOT the only sentient being on the planet, in a fact there were many different humanoid creatures, look it up) and humans are the last surviving race. sure, it would be easy to say, "god made it" when we evolved, but now its time to choose between what is right, and what is stupid.( and a computer is a nonliving thing, oh, and you contridict yourself, if everything has a creater, and god is 100 trillion times more complex than us, then who created him?)
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Re: Jesus mad... Jesus smash!
« Reply #464 on: March 14, 2006, 10:52:31 am »
WTF