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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #345 on: October 11, 2007, 04:35:17 pm »
Hey guys, sorry I haven't been posting lately. Getting your PhD is hard work. And once string theory was proven irrefutibly, I had to rework it entirely! At first I was furious, but the change was more than satisfactory; string theory allows for many improvements in quantum computing. I don't want to get into technicalities, but I basically dealt with new methods to store data in the extra dimensions, and then set the foundations for manipulating it there.
Your work is inferior to that of the Bio-technicians. You physicists may as well give up now.
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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #346 on: October 11, 2007, 05:16:33 pm »
No you didn't, you big plagiarist. Get the entire scoop in my latest true* story: Dimensions of Scandal

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #347 on: October 11, 2007, 07:24:53 pm »
Hey guys, sorry I haven't been posting lately. Getting your PhD is hard work. And once string theory was proven irrefutibly, I had to rework it entirely! At first I was furious, but the change was more than satisfactory; string theory allows for many improvements in quantum computing. I don't want to get into technicalities, but I basically dealt with new methods to store data in the extra dimensions, and then set the foundations for manipulating it there.
Your work is inferior to that of the Bio-technicians. You physicists may as well give up now.

Bah, the best thing you bio-technicians have come up with in the past 10 years is genetically modified cheese.

Tasty, I'll admit. And it was a bit ingenious to take away the unwanted side-effects of uncomfortable bowel movements.

But we'll definitely beat you guys this year at the Metaphorical Science Olympics, especially in basketball.

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #348 on: October 11, 2007, 07:46:10 pm »
Hey guys, remember the metagame project my organic self presented in 2008?

Wasn't that great?
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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #349 on: October 11, 2007, 08:18:16 pm »
Yeah, until Hydro quit doing it.  Hydro should really do that again, and this time not stop it.
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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #350 on: October 11, 2007, 08:22:24 pm »
and how long has it been since you took over evil genius a few years back you've been promising an update ever since then.

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #351 on: October 12, 2007, 01:54:34 pm »
I'll update when Flisch updates Spore the Game.  He hasn't updated that in years.
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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #352 on: October 12, 2007, 03:02:08 pm »
Wow, guys long time no see. Has anyone the new 5000 ThZ processor with 6056 EB memory banks? I'd die to buy it, but the damn government are hogging them all up...

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #353 on: October 12, 2007, 07:57:48 pm »
i never buy things anymore i fabricate them from this alien book i found which basically bends all reality past the quantum decomposition point.

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #354 on: March 16, 2016, 01:41:02 pm »
How has no one bumped this topic so we can look back at what we thought 2016 would be like.

At least the Deja - Vu machine works.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2016, 02:07:01 pm by Cobra »

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #355 on: March 16, 2016, 01:48:30 pm »
necromancy!


perspective and hindsight are in full effect here

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #356 on: March 16, 2016, 02:36:41 pm »
Never did get that publishing deal.
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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #357 on: March 16, 2016, 03:15:21 pm »
you gotta go the self publishing route.

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #358 on: March 16, 2016, 03:41:59 pm »
George Bush's daughter was elected president... again. Three generations of Bushes in the whitehouse... at least America isnt a world power anymore.

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Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
« Reply #359 on: March 16, 2016, 03:48:35 pm »
So um... Micheal Jackson, Bono, and Donald Trump are back.

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