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My new creature, the floozoo
« on: January 29, 2006, 11:04:15 am »


my new creature: the green floozoo
the pic is made with paint, dont hate me plz ;)

functions of its giant tooth:
-Reproductive organá
-Feeding (duh)
-Tool
-Weapon
-Status Symbol (the bigger their tooth the more girls/money/respect they get) / Means of communication



They rely on their speed (wingz) and cunning to overcome their foes. Theyre intelligent pack hunters that can bring down creatures many times their own size.

Because of their low life expectation (10 years) they spend most of their time reproducing wich can lead to the breaking of their oh so important tooth.. The ones that loose the tooth are rejected from the pack and are left to die.

Often mocked by alien races for their "unibraws" the richer floozoos get the middle of their eyebraw(s) shaven to make them look less ridiculous when meeting another alien.
Although often the topic of intergalactic funny talk because of their cutish looks, the floozoos are well respected for their tactful warfare and brewing of the best licor in the galaxy; "flzx", 95% alcoholic, but very tasty because of the secret ingredient..

In war, the floozoos rely on gigantic 12 barreled artillery batteries and huge bomber planes to blast their ennemys to bits from a safe distance. Afterward they swarm the cripled opponent with hordes of merciless flying floozoo infantry as the finishing move.

There are a few kinds of floozoo infantry:
-bombers (they basically drop bombs from there claws)
-grunts (carrying rifles)
-berserkers (the most feared of floozoo infantry, they just suck creatures dry with there tooth)

« Last Edit: January 29, 2006, 04:39:06 pm by P-break »


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Re: My new creature
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2006, 11:21:45 am »
looks wierd

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functions of its giant tooth:
-Reproductive organ 
-Feeding (duh)
-Tool
-Weapon
-Means of communication
-Status Symbol (the bigger their tooth the more girls/money/respect they get)

only problem with it bieng a reproductive organ is that a reproductive organ usually needs to be soft and or flexible (and I'm talking about MORE than just humans) and it sounds counter-evolutionary to have the reproductive organ where it would easily be damaged and most species don't use thier reproductive organs as a weapon. True some invertebrates such as snails might use thier penises or whatever for weapons, but thats besides the point. and even though stingers on wasps and bees are modified ovipositors, an ovipositor is used to well, deposit eggs. The point I'm making is that it simply doesn't make biological sense. As for means of communication, I think status symbol could go with that and it would work like a basic form of communication like in Deer where a big shiny rack of antlers would announce 'Hey look at me! I'm big, strong, healthy, and parasite free!" to females.

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Re: My new creature
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2006, 11:33:00 am »
I like the idea of a tooth as a multi-tool. I could draw a version to you if you want to, P-break, but only if you promise to create lots of Angelina Jones creatures when you get Spore  ;)

And could you change the title of the thread so it says the creatures name? It's easier to keep track of it then.

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Re: My new creature
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2006, 11:42:41 am »
jeh that would be kewl :D
i sux @ 2D art :$

loelz smjjames, youre right about a few things i guess ;)
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2006, 12:38:12 pm »
Here you go P-break:



Added the bomber for good measure:

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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2006, 01:16:31 pm »
Cool creature.

Bah, all creatures seem to rely on massive death tanks in combat. ive got a few slightly different ideas for the cryoeltans when the comes around... in... maybe.. a few months :P
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2006, 03:21:26 pm »
loel thx huggkruka, looks awsome!!! :D

jeh massive tanks suck, but artillery oonz, you gotta admit :p
whats ur tactic then? ;)
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2006, 03:26:47 pm »
LoL huggkruka,  you really brought it to life!

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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2006, 03:34:22 pm »
loel thx huggkruka, looks awsome!!! :D

jeh massive tanks suck, but artillery oonz, you gotta admit :p
whats ur tactic then? ;)

P-break, it would be most helpful if you typing using plain English. Some members are not native English speakers and may have difficulty understanding exactly what it is you said. It will greatly add to the ease of reading your posts. Thank you.

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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2006, 03:59:12 pm »
im not english either :s
how could you say my post less complicated lol?

"it will greatly add to the ease of reading your posts?" thats what i call crappy english that 50% of the readers cant understand :P
funny guy ;P
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2006, 04:04:46 pm »
Haha, so you aren't. ;)

I simply meant that instead of saying things like "oonz," you should type "owns," instead of "ur," "your."

That's all. ;)

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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2006, 04:07:55 pm »
I for one don't understand game talk or net speak. So when someone uses that in a post it goes right over my headá :P

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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2006, 04:29:56 pm »
Oke, point taken, ill try to do my best ;P
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2006, 12:06:01 am »
English isn't my mother's tounge neither, but net language isn't a big problem to me. I draw conclusions about the person speaking it though, which is really unfair actually. 

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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2006, 10:20:42 am »
dunno whats the fuss about
nettalk is the most international language possible :s
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2006, 12:08:13 pm »
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nettalk is the most international language possible :s

But that doesn't mean that it's good  ;)
Lets stop hijacking  ;D
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2006, 12:45:19 pm »
jeh, lets :P
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2006, 02:43:40 pm »
Thread Hijack! he Hijacked.. his...own thread ???
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2006, 04:02:11 pm »
Jeh youre right.. so heres an update.. :P





Member of the infamous berserker suicide squad.
The younglings with an extreme large tooth are recruited in the berserker corps where they get brainwashed and trained.
Because of their suicidal tactics, they normally dont live long enough to trade their yellow spots for the adult blue ones.





This is a floozoo high on his home made flzx. Allthough floozoos allways try to keep their head cool and deal with their problems, no floozoo can stand the urge to get drunk at least once a day.




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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2006, 05:50:19 am »

Allthough floozoos allways try to keep their head cool and deal with their problems, no floozoo can stand the urge to get drunk at least once a day.

How did they ever get a civilization... ;D

EDIT: I just remembered the Russians. Sorry.

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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2006, 02:03:20 pm »
Gotta love those whacky Russians.
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Re: My new creature, the floozoo
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2006, 09:56:47 am »
haha :D ^^ soviet wodka pwnage (srr for nettalk :P)
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