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Offline Andrew Ryan

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #150 on: June 08, 2008, 05:48:44 pm »
I hold him hostage and blackmail EA for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

You find yourself in a horribly cliche Hollywood movie situation where you have to disarm a nuclear bomb by cutting either the red or the blue wire. You have a total of 10 seconds left before the bomb explodes and destroys us all. Which wire do you cut?
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« Reply #151 on: June 08, 2008, 06:12:13 pm »
I cut the wire which defuses the bomb.  ;)

You are a bomb. Someone is about to cut the wire which will defuse you, effectively 'killing' you. What do you do?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #152 on: June 08, 2008, 06:16:13 pm »
I blow up early.

You are a pair of scissors.  Someone is about to use you to cut a fuse on a bomb, causing your mouth to taste the terrible taste of cut wire and be electrocuted.  What do you do?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #153 on: June 08, 2008, 06:23:35 pm »
               I still proceed with cutting the fuse. Afterwards, I stab the person diffusing the bomb and get all the credit, becoming a national hero and making my name a household name. ;)


               The universe ended and it really was created by a truly omnipotent, omniscient and omni-benevolent being that explained to you in full context how and why his rule is completely just and righteous and that it can be explained in a very logical manner that there is no excuse for doubt. It made perfect sense to you that you now feel that you are a massive fool for doubting it in the first place and you are given a chance to redeem yourself.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #154 on: June 08, 2008, 06:51:06 pm »
I tell him I'm a complete douche, which is why I still don't believe in him. ;)

You take over the world with your mind control powers. Because of this, you have the ability to make humanity follow one course and achieve whatever you wish it to. What do you make humanity work on?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #155 on: June 08, 2008, 07:01:03 pm »
Immortality. And then make them sterilize themselves.

You can kill any five people in history, but have only one chance to take back one of your choices. Who do you kill?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #156 on: June 08, 2008, 07:14:12 pm »
Joseph Stalin,Adolf Hitler, Bill O'Riley, Attila the Hun, and Octavius Caesar.

You find yourself in another horribly cliche Hollywood movie situation where you are chained down to the floor of a room and your only way out is a nearby hacksaw and a whole lot of blood and pain. You have only a couple days before you die of thirst. What do you do?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #157 on: June 08, 2008, 07:28:53 pm »
I'll call for help.


Everyone around you is an idiot who really likes to insult your philosophies. You have a chainsaw, what will you do?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #158 on: June 08, 2008, 07:37:44 pm »
I put down the chainsaw. I try to calm myself down, and possibly wait for some kind of official to intervene if I have a major problem.

You're given 3 plates. One has a hotdog, another, a hamburger, and the other, three pickles.

Which do you eat? One is poisoned.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #159 on: June 08, 2008, 07:39:42 pm »
I eat none of them and instead pick up some chinese take-out.

You have a button. Do you press it or not?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #160 on: June 08, 2008, 07:41:27 pm »
No, I get someone else to press it.

Jorge Lucas wants you to direct the new Star Wars film, the Rise of the Ewoks
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #161 on: June 08, 2008, 07:42:19 pm »
I say no.

You have a choice. Do you choose the impossable?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #162 on: June 08, 2008, 07:43:17 pm »
No, I get someone else to press it.

Jorge Lucas wants you to direct the new Star Wars film, the Rise of the Ewoks
I report Jorge to Lucasarts for copyright infringement.

George Lucas wants you to direct the new Star Wars film, the Rise of the Ewoks.  ;)

Also, that was me choosing the impossible. So no i don't choose the impossable.  :P

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #163 on: June 08, 2008, 07:44:10 pm »
I choose not to choose.

You can either read a book, watch the food channel, or play Barbie: Horse Adventures. Which do you choose?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #164 on: June 08, 2008, 07:44:58 pm »
Dern speed posters. *shakes fist*

And i fetch my stack of novels.

You realize that the world you live in isn't real, you're just in a computer. But it's not the Matrix, it's Spore. And the user is about to do some drastic changes to you in the creature editor, what do you do?
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