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Offline Mr. Wizard

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2006, 05:00:37 pm »
Start walking.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2006, 05:06:12 pm »
beware the ides of march.

someone you personally know has won the lottery and is now flaunting their unearned wealth.
I have been told
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that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2006, 04:55:23 am »
i win more then him and flaunt twice as hard.

you're 90 minutes into a 3 hour exam and you spontainiously pee and poop your pants.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2006, 07:40:26 am »
I wake up, go to scholl and sit the real exam without soiling myself

Youre dreaming youre in a dream.
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2006, 04:25:43 pm »
I'm having a wonderful time, only to find out it's a dream, only to find out it isn't, only to find out it is.

You're walking down the Street, on an Impulse you jump into the passenger side of the first car you see and shout "Follow that car!" You realize this was a very stupid thing to do, as the person actually listened, and you're now in a high speed, dangerous chase for a car that you just pointed at for no reason. What do you do?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2006, 05:40:35 pm »
(umm, i could actually see myself in this scenario, lol 8))

i stick my hand out the window, point at the other car, and go "BANG BANG BANG!!"  then when they eventually stop in confusion, i toss a couple hundreds (monopoly money) at my driver, walk to the other car menacingly, and say "Where.. are.. my.. DIAMONDS?!!??!?!"

you're the driver of the car i just walked up to.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2006, 05:59:24 pm »
I pull out the gun I have in my glove compartment and make you leave before we start.

You can pass through walls.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2006, 03:33:14 am »
I open the spawn map, press suicide and spawn somewhere else.
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2006, 04:41:25 am »
CAREFULLY break into the store, steal all the copies of spore, and then sell them to desperate nerds for $200 a piece.  buy food with the money.

you're the little "<-M" button that makes text move like this, and you're angry about people using you gratuitously.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2006, 02:19:14 am »
Leave.  I'm so tired of being used...  You people should be ashamed...

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2006, 10:12:10 am »
Run away form the people trying to eat me.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2006, 06:51:49 am »
Try not to make a sound, not any sound at *Clank* Dang it!

You're On the Subway at 2:00 Am. There's 3 other people. And a Dog. Suddenly the Train Stops. The Annoucement comes over. "*Muhnununun*Electricity*Muhnuunununu*Stuck for Hours*Muhnununu*Have a Nice day."

What do you do?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2006, 08:46:25 am »
I'd be prepared for that kind of thing. In my briefcase, I have a pistol and enough beans to last for a week. I sit there like a schizophrenic, eating my beans and holding my gun. If anyone tries to get at my beans, well, I'd give them some beans. I don't want murder on my record, next to drug trafficking (There's a reason I'm on the subway at 2:00 AM. The briefcase has a false bottom full of weed).

You are a passenger on the same subway, watching me nervously eat beans with a gun in my hand.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2006, 09:18:36 am »
 :D if you eat enough beans, I'm pretty sure they would stay away from you.. :P

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2006, 01:03:12 pm »
Yeah, I'm With LadyM on this one.

You find yourself in a field of puppies.
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