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Offline Leng

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2006, 12:24:30 pm »
i'd go.. i have powerful magic.

you work for the government and you find the ruins of an alien society on mars.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2006, 08:08:23 pm »
I would Shuttle back, Report my findings, and wake up the next morning with very little recolection of the previous few days execpt some guys and a Flashy thingy.

You're Falling down a Large and very very deep Hole. You look to your left, and see nothing of absolute importance, you look to your right, you notice Zach Braff from scrubs is also falling there for some odd reason. That doesn't change the fact you're falling though. What do you do?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2006, 12:34:34 am »
go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH along with Zach.. and Vader

you're a brilliant, yet crusty scientist trapped in a submarine slowly cracking under the pressure at the bottom of the ocean on an alien planet and you're having hallucinations about a hot blonde.. you kinda feel like you want to bone her, and that freaks you out because as hot as she is she must be in her 40s.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2006, 05:33:33 am »
I screw the hallucination and have fun for the last hours of my life

You are trapped in a dungeon which has spiked walls and a magma floor, your hanging on chains closely over the magma
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2006, 06:33:54 am »
Hit the Secret Panel. There's always a secret panel.

You're a Citizen of Metropolis who also happens to work at the Daily Planet. One day you notice superman is just Clark Kent without the glasses. What do you do?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2006, 06:42:42 am »
I lace my vest with kryptonite and blackmail the bastard!

You are superman and have just been blackmailed by a devilishly handsome fellow reporter.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2006, 06:43:19 am »
I kill him and throw his body at the sun.

You are roaming about in a wide open field, when you hear the sound of gun fire. what do you do?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2006, 01:05:49 pm »
Duck and Cover. Then Explore the noise...

You've just come across a 1950's B-Movie Plot. Only instead of watching it, You find you're living it. What do you do?
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2006, 02:15:34 pm »
Build a dread fortress, construct a plodding robot henchman, build a doom ray, enlist the help of the Empress of Mars and Destroy Buck Pluto! Mwuhahahahaha!

Youre watching a movie called, Buck pluto vs Krakow Sam!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2006, 03:40:35 pm »
Leave.

You're pissed at Vivec.
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2006, 04:28:26 pm »
I would break his arm, but he beat me too it. ;D

You have become a villager in B&W, what do you say when your god picks you up?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2006, 05:59:08 pm »
I just sit there praying, as all villagers do.

Trogdor is going to burninate your thatched roof cottage!

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2006, 05:18:10 pm »
spray it with dragon-repellant

you've just made first contact with an alien species in deep space.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2006, 10:43:48 pm »
I'd say Hello! And wave in the place where there eyes are, or if they didn't have any eyes, wave just at them.

The phone rings and you forget to answer it.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2006, 04:29:32 am »
The answering machine kicks in and answers it

You just ran out of gas on a long deserted road in the middle of the night.