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Offline Frolly

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #135 on: June 08, 2008, 03:10:31 am »
Make Limonade!

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #136 on: June 08, 2008, 06:06:41 am »
go to rehab.

You find a Jalapeño on a stik.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #137 on: June 08, 2008, 09:51:32 am »
Fling it at someone.
You turn into a giant fly in a teleporter accident.
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #138 on: June 08, 2008, 09:56:38 am »
Terrorize Tokyo!

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #139 on: June 08, 2008, 10:50:52 am »
I eat it.

Also,

You find zombies outside your house, 98% of the population of your city.
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #140 on: June 08, 2008, 11:36:48 am »
Say "**** it" and infect yourself.


You are a zombie. You have a working brain. You are exactly as you are now.... only zombie.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #141 on: June 08, 2008, 02:21:12 pm »
/eat self

your life is in ruins, all that you hoped to become is but a distant dream now, you are depressed, you don't care about your friends anymore because they are not interresting, you do nothing but sit at home and lurk.

what do you do?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #142 on: June 08, 2008, 02:46:32 pm »
Buy hundreds of dollars worth of jellybeans after selling some of my stuff. Eat all of them in one sitting.

You find solanum (zombie virus). You can either infect no one, or your worst enemy (who is currently in china). Your worst enemy has tormented you since you were 6, framing you, and at some points even torturing you.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #143 on: June 08, 2008, 03:36:26 pm »
infect him. then move to space station in orbit.

you are sam fisher, what to do?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #144 on: June 08, 2008, 03:43:57 pm »

Infiltrate Maxis and steal an early copy of Spore

You are about to pick up your date for the highs cool prom but as you wait in the car you realize your bladder has failed you.

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #145 on: June 08, 2008, 04:23:07 pm »
puke to make things better. then eat my date.

the year is 2005, right after the video done by will on SPORE, you recieve a cd in your mailbox. after installing its contents, it turns out it is SPORE. what do you do?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #146 on: June 08, 2008, 05:25:49 pm »
Smash it.  I don't want a buggy, scripted Spore.  I want a full Spore when it finally comes out.
You are sitting in a white room.  There are no exits and the walls are indestructable.  There is nothing in the room but you and you discover that you are immortal.
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #147 on: June 08, 2008, 05:37:03 pm »
I wait.

You wake up to find that you have a chance to redo the worst day of your life. What would you change?

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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #148 on: June 08, 2008, 05:38:41 pm »
I don't follow her obsessively until she tells the teacher I'm stalking her.

You have a chance to relive the best day of your life and do something different in hopes of making it better.
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Re: Scenario inserter
« Reply #149 on: June 08, 2008, 05:44:53 pm »
I'll establish a computer-operated NWO!


The year is 2007 and you are inside a hotel room with Will Wright! What fo you do to him?