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The Assassin game
« on: January 20, 2006, 01:55:34 pm »
The assassin game
this is a little game i thought of: You're an assasine (a pretty hot one too) and you get missions and money. Between the missions you get to train and buy weapons, for every assignment there will be three rounds, and so will it be for the buying

Also write a description of the lady, (just physical) ill pick the best one
Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Stealth: 1
Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Martial Arts:
So anyways right now you have 1000$ and you just got an assignment but you should buy a weapon beforehand.

A: Buy a Katana ($390)
B: Buy a Baby Eagle 9mm ($449)
C: Buy a L61R. Pre Garcia (sharpshooter)($600)
D: Buy a AWA Lightning 45 LC (shotgun)($925)
E: Buy a Machete ($24)


OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 08:18:52 pm »
Lol there is absolutely no feedback, dont just come to vote, oh well its okay
D Wins
You have exactly 75 dollars left and youre ready to rumble. After practicing a little with your shotgun you think you can handle your newest assignment.

You open the file in your computer and it says: You've been paid already. Your $1000 should be in your account in the bank. Now to the mission: Go to the Bronze in Nuyerk and shoot Melchio, that guy lives on the corner of the Greenst. and Fishermanst. I want him to get killed, make a mess if you like but do not get the police to catch you. I count on you.
As you get into your shabby car, a ford pinto, you wonder how you should get to this work.
A: Drive to his house, park in front of his house and the enter by the front door
B: Drive to the local park, call him from a public phone and then wait
C: Drive to his house, sneak in through the backdoor
D: Wait in front of his house
E: Go to his girlfriends house, and take her hostage
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 09:27:33 pm »
C: Get some Sam Fisher crap in here.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2006, 05:12:20 am »
C wins
You start your engine and you drive to the Bronze. You're looking for the Greenst. and your heart is beating like crazy. This will be your first kill. Your first paid kill. As you see the house you're supposed to enter you turn the car arround and park right behind it. Then you sneak towards the backdoor, but oh no, it is locked. What should we do?
A: Bust the lock with our Shotgun
B: Try to open the lock with an ironstick that lays arround
C: Go walk in through the front
D: Try to climb the wall
E: Drive your pinto into the door.
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 05:21:04 am »
B - We should not be too loud until we are inside and can get him.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 06:13:36 am »
D- definately the coolest option. And less noisy than the iron bar.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2006, 12:16:52 pm »
B- Best logical way fr an assassin.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 06:53:02 pm »
i was gonna say B, but the wall climbing seems the best.  then you can casually walk out the back.. we should also have a stat for charisma.  granted the assassin is err, comely, but can she keep a straight face walking out the backdoor with a smoking shotgun concealed in her jacket?
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They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2006, 08:21:38 pm »
B wins
You basically take an iron stick  that is in your range from the floor and stick it between lock and socket. You bend and the lock breaks. You luckily just made minor sounds. You walk into the small house and you hear the tv in the living room and you a glass going on a glass table(your perception is pretty good)
Now its time to make a decision quickly, what should you do?
A: Run in the rum and bust him
B: wait till he comes out
C: Find his bathroom and hide there
D: Find his bedroom and hide there
E: Shoot the door open, run in screaming, and shoot him twice in the head
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2006, 08:25:05 pm »
I'll vote B, when you reset the poll.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2006, 09:41:42 pm »
A

the less time you spend in the house, the less time he has to hear you, so it's actually stealthier than B through D, and E is just stupid.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2006, 12:00:40 am »
E because it will be funny to see you describe it

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2006, 12:00:38 pm »
moving on..
I have been told
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that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2006, 09:36:37 am »
A Wins
As you hear his grunting in the Livingroom, you just kick open the door, run in the room and point your shotgun at the young Caucasian. He raises his hand and out of panic you just shoot his head of. The brain is sparkled on the wall, the floor, and else.
The TV makes a noise, you shoot the TV. After you killed Melchio you check for interessting stuff in the house but you dont find much. The only goods that are worth something is his wallet with $100 dollar in it, his leather jacket, and a golden watch. After you collected the items you leave as fast as possible. Next morning you read in the Newspapers that there was a murder in the Bronze. You chuckle to yourself. You sell the golden watch for $350
Your Account has $1475. 
A: Do pushups (+1 Strength)
B: Juggle with knives (+1Agility)
C: Peep your neighbor (+1Stealth)
D: Shoot Cans (+1Shooting)
E: Swing your Fork (+1 Melee)
F: Kick a post (+1 Martial Arts)
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2006, 09:39:51 am »
B juggling knives is a skill everyone should have.

i wonder who chose to Peep the neighbor...
« Last Edit: January 24, 2006, 09:41:42 am by crippits »


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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2006, 09:06:53 pm »
C - it's always better to know the world around you.. and they have to pay you to keep your mouth shut about what they're doing.

i still think there should be a charisma stat.
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They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2006, 10:19:38 pm »
C

Stealth is good

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2006, 06:21:37 am »
great, the perverted option is winning. :P


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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2006, 06:38:08 am »
the perverted option is for her to practice her charisma.. on another girl
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2006, 06:41:01 am »
that wasn't even a choice, but I'm sure it'll pop up later now that you said it.


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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2006, 06:43:22 am »
seriously it should be a stat.  you've got to look innocuous after the deed, or bribe a security guard properly.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2006, 06:44:23 am »
i'll agree to that.


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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2006, 10:19:24 am »
Okay C Wins
Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Stealth: 2
Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Martial Arts: 1
Charisma: 1 (i decided to enter it, cuz it seems right)


You start peeping your hot neighbor and you see many dirty things happen. You write them down and make a video. You send a copy of the tape to the neigbors and you get 200 dollars not to mention it. Hehe, anyways, there is new possibilities what to buy:
You have: $1675
A: Buy nothing
B: Buy a lockpick ($20)
C: Buy a crowbar ($30)
D: Buy Body armor Plates ($229)
E: Buy a silenced Handgun ($300)
F: Buy Nightvision Goggles ($900)
« Last Edit: January 25, 2006, 02:53:05 pm by Detoxicated »
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2006, 11:14:15 am »
E, it's the absolute most stylish weapon on earth! And it should fit well with the stealth skill.
Btw: I think you forgot to add 1 to stealth.
I wonder what the next job may be like, maybe we even get to kill really important people one day...  ;)

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2006, 12:09:46 pm »
Okay C Wins
Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Stealth: 1
Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Martial Arts: 1
Charisma: 1 (i decided to enter it, cuz it seems right)


You start peeping your hot neighbor and you see many dirty things happen. You write them down and make a video. You send a copy of the tape to the neigbors and you get 200 dollars not to mention it. Hehe, anyways, there is new possibilities what to buy:
You have: $1675
A: Buy nothing
B: Buy a lockpick ($20)
C: Buy a crowbar ($30)
D: Buy Body armor Plates ($229)
E: Buy a silenced Handgun ($300)
F: Buy Nightvision Goggles ($900)
No, F. If she can move around in the dark she doesnt need a gun, she could snap peoples necks with her bare hands or something...
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2006, 03:56:21 pm »
we have the money to buy them all
I have been told
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but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2006, 05:15:14 pm »
I think B is going to come in handy the most.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2006, 05:52:41 pm »
yes, but we have the money for all of them... then again we should have cost of living, but whatever.
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but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2006, 04:25:45 pm »
F, need more kung fu power when your out of ammo.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2006, 02:17:17 pm »
F Wins
You buy the the Nightvision Goggles!
You have $765. As you wait a couple of days resting and training to juggle knives you get a new message of your boss: Good Work with the last assignment, I have a new job though. For $10000 i want you to kill Mario Caproni, the Italian Mafia strength thats lately become a threat to our agency. I want you to vipe him out so be quick about your actions. His house is pretty big, and its guarded by at least 10 men. I suggest you dont run in there on a killing spree. Sincerly, Boss Manny
A Drive to the front of the house
B Park closeby the house
C Demontate the License Plates and ram your car into the house wall
D Walk to the House
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2006, 02:25:24 pm »
B - i would say dress like a callgirl and walk right past the guards, but we worked on stealth

edit: also, next time we have to buy something, could you make it a kit designed towards a special purpose?  or at least a single item that would be useful but that would use up a lot of our money.  like i said we could have bought everything.

for example if we wanted to snipe we could get a sniper rifle w/ special IR scope to shoot through walls, plus camo suit.
or if we wanted to do that callgirl thing we could get a sexy red silk kimono, medically untraceable poison w/ small pin for delivery, all manner of easily concealed knives, etc.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2006, 02:36:42 pm by Leng »
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2006, 10:49:00 pm »
B you don't want to take you old bomb of a car anywhere near a high profile place like that.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2006, 02:49:51 pm »
POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been told
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but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2006, 11:57:13 am »
Leng likes the killing
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2006, 12:00:21 pm »
Leng likes the killing

Vivec likes the killing too.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2006, 06:07:22 am »
B- I like the callgirl idea. Also, when upgrading her assets attributes, you should drop melee as that would be covered under martial arts.

an update would be nice.

If this post is dead, then maybe i'll revive it.
if this post isn't updated in a couple of days, i'll double post to see who wants it revived.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2006, 05:05:33 am by SBD »

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2006, 06:55:16 pm »
This game needs an update... Detoxicated .. what happened?