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The Assassin game
« on: January 20, 2006, 01:55:34 pm »
The assassin game
this is a little game i thought of: You're an assasine (a pretty hot one too) and you get missions and money. Between the missions you get to train and buy weapons, for every assignment there will be three rounds, and so will it be for the buying

Also write a description of the lady, (just physical) ill pick the best one
Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Stealth: 1
Shooting: 1
Melee: 1
Martial Arts:
So anyways right now you have 1000$ and you just got an assignment but you should buy a weapon beforehand.

A: Buy a Katana ($390)
B: Buy a Baby Eagle 9mm ($449)
C: Buy a L61R. Pre Garcia (sharpshooter)($600)
D: Buy a AWA Lightning 45 LC (shotgun)($925)
E: Buy a Machete ($24)


OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 08:18:52 pm »
Lol there is absolutely no feedback, dont just come to vote, oh well its okay
D Wins
You have exactly 75 dollars left and youre ready to rumble. After practicing a little with your shotgun you think you can handle your newest assignment.

You open the file in your computer and it says: You've been paid already. Your $1000 should be in your account in the bank. Now to the mission: Go to the Bronze in Nuyerk and shoot Melchio, that guy lives on the corner of the Greenst. and Fishermanst. I want him to get killed, make a mess if you like but do not get the police to catch you. I count on you.
As you get into your shabby car, a ford pinto, you wonder how you should get to this work.
A: Drive to his house, park in front of his house and the enter by the front door
B: Drive to the local park, call him from a public phone and then wait
C: Drive to his house, sneak in through the backdoor
D: Wait in front of his house
E: Go to his girlfriends house, and take her hostage
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 09:27:33 pm »
C: Get some Sam Fisher crap in here.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2006, 05:12:20 am »
C wins
You start your engine and you drive to the Bronze. You're looking for the Greenst. and your heart is beating like crazy. This will be your first kill. Your first paid kill. As you see the house you're supposed to enter you turn the car arround and park right behind it. Then you sneak towards the backdoor, but oh no, it is locked. What should we do?
A: Bust the lock with our Shotgun
B: Try to open the lock with an ironstick that lays arround
C: Go walk in through the front
D: Try to climb the wall
E: Drive your pinto into the door.
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 05:21:04 am »
B - We should not be too loud until we are inside and can get him.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 06:13:36 am »
D- definately the coolest option. And less noisy than the iron bar.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2006, 12:16:52 pm »
B- Best logical way fr an assassin.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 06:53:02 pm »
i was gonna say B, but the wall climbing seems the best.  then you can casually walk out the back.. we should also have a stat for charisma.  granted the assassin is err, comely, but can she keep a straight face walking out the backdoor with a smoking shotgun concealed in her jacket?
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2006, 08:21:38 pm »
B wins
You basically take an iron stick  that is in your range from the floor and stick it between lock and socket. You bend and the lock breaks. You luckily just made minor sounds. You walk into the small house and you hear the tv in the living room and you a glass going on a glass table(your perception is pretty good)
Now its time to make a decision quickly, what should you do?
A: Run in the rum and bust him
B: wait till he comes out
C: Find his bathroom and hide there
D: Find his bedroom and hide there
E: Shoot the door open, run in screaming, and shoot him twice in the head
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2006, 08:25:05 pm »
I'll vote B, when you reset the poll.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2006, 09:41:42 pm »
A

the less time you spend in the house, the less time he has to hear you, so it's actually stealthier than B through D, and E is just stupid.
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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2006, 12:00:40 am »
E because it will be funny to see you describe it

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2006, 12:00:38 pm »
moving on..
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2006, 09:36:37 am »
A Wins
As you hear his grunting in the Livingroom, you just kick open the door, run in the room and point your shotgun at the young Caucasian. He raises his hand and out of panic you just shoot his head of. The brain is sparkled on the wall, the floor, and else.
The TV makes a noise, you shoot the TV. After you killed Melchio you check for interessting stuff in the house but you dont find much. The only goods that are worth something is his wallet with $100 dollar in it, his leather jacket, and a golden watch. After you collected the items you leave as fast as possible. Next morning you read in the Newspapers that there was a murder in the Bronze. You chuckle to yourself. You sell the golden watch for $350
Your Account has $1475. 
A: Do pushups (+1 Strength)
B: Juggle with knives (+1Agility)
C: Peep your neighbor (+1Stealth)
D: Shoot Cans (+1Shooting)
E: Swing your Fork (+1 Melee)
F: Kick a post (+1 Martial Arts)
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The Assassin game
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2006, 09:39:51 am »
B juggling knives is a skill everyone should have.

i wonder who chose to Peep the neighbor...
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