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Offline Lush City

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6405 on: June 13, 2010, 12:14:18 pm »
Granted, but the absolute power causes your psycho-conscious to degrade from lack of relation.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6406 on: June 13, 2010, 01:38:36 pm »
Granted! Oh wait, nope.

I wish that this is a wish, and that this wish wishes for nothig more than it's own being.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6407 on: June 13, 2010, 02:35:11 pm »
Granted. The wish, with no reason to live other than it's own existance, hangs itself out of loneliness and frustration.

You truely are a monster, Telsa.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6408 on: June 13, 2010, 02:41:19 pm »
Granted.

You were Stephen Fry,but now you are a  plank of wood.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6409 on: June 13, 2010, 04:00:05 pm »
does not compoot


i wish it compoot
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6410 on: June 13, 2010, 11:10:49 pm »
Granted. You can now compoot, which happens to be an extremely obscure alien term for "becoming less awesome."



I wish I was able to escape the ev0l scientists after fighting 128 suped up clones of Accelerator whom I all defeat and send to a near-dying status, but ultimately allow to survive and convince to join my side. Because of my battle with the Accelerator clones, I become a level six and am now able to manifest my AIM field as a small perfectly safe and human-hospitable planet in a safe orbit around the Earth halfway to the Moon.

Using my reality-bending powers, which can now extend up to a lightyear, I formulate a way to neutralize the Imagine Breaker and start manufacturing devices that can do so without error. I integrate the technology to myself. I then escort Touma (along with his parents), Index, Misaka (along with her parents) and her clones, Accelerator and his clones, Stiyl, Kanzaki, the Tsuchimikado siblings, Himegami, Kuroko, Blue hair and piercings, Seiri, Kazakiri (whom I can sustain using my powers), Uiharu, Saten, Konori, Tsukuyomi, Yomikawa, Tsuduri, Yoshikawa, Kiyama, Heaven Canceler (who can now cure memory-related diseases), Musujime (who is cured from her trauma and can finally be a level 5), Sherry (along with Ellis whom I resurrect), the Pope (after convincing him that Touma is not a heretic), and of course, Sphinx (whom I bestow with the power to create pizza when it is hungry) to said planet, where I establish my own nation, which has strong and friendly ties to both the Magic side and the Science side.

Due to my powers, and the Imagine Breaker-immune people on my side, no one can successfully attack, threaten or betray me. Also, nothing bad will happen to any of us and to the general population of people on Earth.

Oh, and I restore Touma and Index' memories and they live happily ever after. Also, Mikoto and Kuroko finally fall in love with each other and they live happily ever after as Kuroko is revealed to actually be genetically male.

And everyone lives happily ever after.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6411 on: June 14, 2010, 06:35:45 am »
Granted, but it was a dream the whole time.

I wish for bears.  All the bears.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6412 on: June 14, 2010, 01:38:44 pm »
Granted, but a Set player from Age of Mythology converts all the bears and turns them into Lazer Bears, which kill you.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6413 on: June 14, 2010, 01:55:10 pm »
Granted, but your firewall is unprepared when you suddenly regain connection.  You get all the viruses.

I wish it was 20 minutes from now so I could go home.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6414 on: June 14, 2010, 02:15:48 pm »
you get a pink slip, so wish granted.

i wish it was tomorrow morning right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6415 on: June 14, 2010, 09:12:25 pm »
Granted. But you're late. For everything.

I wish five-second cruddy paint doodles weren't allowed on DeviantART ((Or at least have them not be so popular...))
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6416 on: June 16, 2010, 04:05:28 am »
It pains me to do this, but...

Granted. Crayola doodles become the most popular thing in DA.


I wish I became a student in "Academy City" in the "To Aru Majutsu no Index" universe right during the beginning of the "To Aru Majutsu no Index" anime series. Also, I am a level 5 ESPer with the ability of light manipulation, which I personally call "Refractor." With Refractor I can change my visual appearance, conjure illusions, create laser swords and shoots frikkin' laser beams. Oh, and I'm a very prominent supporting good guy and frequently helps out the main characters.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6417 on: June 16, 2010, 05:17:55 am »
Granted, but the series is cancelled.

I wish Joss Whendon was allowed to write for Glee...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6418 on: June 17, 2010, 09:31:58 am »
Granted, but Glee get bought by Disney.

I wish I could update Pokemon Garnet from the library.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6419 on: June 17, 2010, 12:26:16 pm »
Granted, but you don't anyway.

I wish that I was Martyk.  That guy is so cool.
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