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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5355 on: May 11, 2008, 06:27:20 pm »
Granted, Google and all it's affiliates go bankrupt ten days later.


I wish that the New World Order would supply citizens with free hamburgers.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5356 on: May 11, 2008, 09:15:33 pm »
Granted, TNWO gives free hamburgers to people who come to their concerts. For 'The New World Order' is such a killer band name. Oh, and unfortunately their concerts are always in Anchorage Alaska and you're not invited.  ;)

I wish i had epic lewtz.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5357 on: May 31, 2008, 11:08:33 pm »
I'm going to break the mold.  I will not corrupt your wish.  You are granted 'epic lewtz', whatever that is, so that you may know some joy before your tragic disappearance occurs (see link).

I wish that I had a giant vat of semen in my basement
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5358 on: June 01, 2008, 12:11:18 am »
Ewwwww... That wish is too gross to grant! Here, have a nuke!



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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5359 on: June 01, 2008, 10:34:10 am »
You're asking for that "goatse" thing but since i REALLy find that disgusting you'll just have to think about it some time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5360 on: June 01, 2008, 10:43:43 am »
wish granted, but.... IT HAS IT*S OWN MIND!!! GAAAAAAAH IT CHOKES YOU; ARGHAHRHRARL...!!! *die*

I wish metal gear solid 4 would be ported for the pc.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5361 on: June 01, 2008, 07:00:05 pm »
some dude that has no idea what metal gear is goes to a hardware store and grabs a heavy circular metallic object and crushes it into your computer. Now you have metal gears in your PC! All is well with the world.

I wish that apples grew on vines.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5362 on: June 01, 2008, 07:02:59 pm »
Wish granted.  Now apples are alcoholic and eating them makes you drunk.

I wish that wishes corrupted the grants instead of the other way around.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5363 on: June 01, 2008, 07:11:36 pm »
Grant wished. Briefly.

I wish for fish! And fries while you're at it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5364 on: June 01, 2008, 10:03:03 pm »
Granted. You're being fried in a big tank full of piranha.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5365 on: June 03, 2008, 02:38:21 am »
That wish is self corrupted as your reading this right now.

I wish I could have a will of steel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5366 on: June 03, 2008, 02:44:05 am »
Granted. Your will is now made of steel. Unfortunately it has all your money going to your lawyer when you die, and since it's made of steel you can't change it.  ;)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5367 on: June 03, 2008, 02:57:26 am »
Granted. Everyone ignores you and you are now alone, forever.


I wish I had an extremely long sword.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5368 on: June 03, 2008, 04:00:57 am »
Granted. Unfortunately the sword came with Sephiroth who proceeds to own the heck out of you.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5369 on: June 03, 2008, 04:10:46 am »
"Do not want!" -Darth Vader


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