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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2025 on: June 18, 2006, 09:38:39 am »
Granted, but now you have no lungs and have to live in the sea forever.

I wish my sister would stop wearing a Brazil shirt and start wearing an England one.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2026 on: June 18, 2006, 09:45:21 am »
granted but ill kill u cause i want 2 show my pride 4 brazil

i wish i waz at the brazil vs aussie game
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2027 on: June 18, 2006, 09:47:17 am »
Granted, but only your dead lifeless corpse was there.

I wish my last wish wasn't corrupted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2028 on: June 18, 2006, 10:56:49 am »
Granted, but the universe collapses.

I wish I could make a decision.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2029 on: June 18, 2006, 11:14:07 am »
granted but u make 2 many desitions and ur head explodes

i wish invented cheese!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2030 on: June 18, 2006, 12:26:24 pm »
Granted, but your earlier failed attempt eats you.

I wish the CU and NGE had never come about.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2031 on: June 18, 2006, 08:02:33 pm »
Granted, your a cow.....

I wish.. that I was a giant man-eating salamander

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2032 on: June 19, 2006, 02:49:37 am »
granted, but your'e also fataly allergic to them too.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2033 on: June 19, 2006, 02:55:03 am »
granted, but the value of a doller plumits, which it is, so you are now poorer then before, it would be cheaper to wipe your ass with the money then to buy tolit paper.


I wish I was 14

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2034 on: June 19, 2006, 04:20:03 am »
Granted, but now you want to be 18.

I wish I could control the weather, because it is hot and moist.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2035 on: June 19, 2006, 09:01:17 am »
Granted, but you loose control of your bowel movements.

I wish I was on the Spore beta-testing team!
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In a movie, one can always pull back and condemn the character or the artist ... But in playing a game ... we can be encouraged to examine our own values by seeing how we behave within virtual space.
tl;dr. But with all those shiny symbols and numbers it's probably awsome.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2036 on: June 19, 2006, 11:57:19 am »
Granted, but we mug you.

I wish for.... 42!

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Yes, I realize it doesn't make sense. Good luck!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2037 on: June 19, 2006, 12:13:18 pm »
Granted, but you have to pay royalties to the estate of Douglas Adams.


I wish Douglas Adams were still alive
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2038 on: June 19, 2006, 12:14:38 pm »
Granted, but he kills you.

I wish I was dead.

What will you do?

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2039 on: June 19, 2006, 12:56:12 pm »
Granted, but you come back as a zombie, and eat your own brain!

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted!

/logical paradox FTW!
Quote from: The Will
In a movie, one can always pull back and condemn the character or the artist ... But in playing a game ... we can be encouraged to examine our own values by seeing how we behave within virtual space.
tl;dr. But with all those shiny symbols and numbers it's probably awsome.