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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1950 on: June 09, 2006, 07:26:04 am »
Granted, but due to the distortion of time and space mixed with the corruption of the wish, you get all the bad effects of all the previous wishes.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1951 on: June 09, 2006, 08:05:23 am »
Granted, there is alot of lumberjacking to be done.

I wish I didn't have to f-ing study.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1952 on: June 10, 2006, 03:48:24 pm »
Granted, you have to kill your girlfriend instead

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1953 on: June 10, 2006, 04:00:09 pm »
(I don't have a girlfriend.)

Granted, but you wish for sugar candy, and your teeth rot.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1954 on: June 10, 2006, 04:31:36 pm »
(not any more you don't ;D)

Granted, your house is now filled to bursting with clocks and watches. Big ben's prolly in there somewhere too...


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1955 on: June 10, 2006, 08:20:10 pm »
Granted but its the worst thing in this dimesion.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1956 on: June 11, 2006, 09:02:54 am »
One of them has an epiphany and builds a cloning vat out of sticks and feathers.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1957 on: June 11, 2006, 10:53:51 am »
Granted, but it wasn't released for anything else, and the Xbox version sucks, and for some reason you can't play it on the 360.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1958 on: June 11, 2006, 07:15:14 pm »
granted, . . you get pamula anderson, as a result, you get hepititus C


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1959 on: June 11, 2006, 07:21:53 pm »
Granted but it growns SO fast it makes you scalp explode.

I wish this wish couldent be coroupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1960 on: June 11, 2006, 09:46:25 pm »
granted, but your avatar licks through your screen and you get slobber all over you and you all wet and gross so your boyfriend/girlfriend brak up with you. they were your only source for income so now you have no money and your house gets taken away from you so now you wander the streents stealing hotdogs from blind chilren to survive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1961 on: June 12, 2006, 12:00:36 am »
Granted, but France invades Holland, and now you have to learn French.

I wish my hair didn't grow so fast.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1962 on: June 12, 2006, 03:45:58 am »
granted, now you look like your avatar, . . . but without the money.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1963 on: June 12, 2006, 10:36:39 am »
granted, now you look like your avatar, . . . but without the money.


I wish my name was raz.

Granted, but people only call you by nicknames, especially ones like raz-a-mataz, where they think their being funny, but it slowly drives you insane(r)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1964 on: June 12, 2006, 10:59:46 am »
Granted but now there is a deadly eye contact desise.

I wish I was physics.
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