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Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« on: January 23, 2017, 11:05:47 am »


Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2017, 12:27:06 pm »
That's kind of underwhelming but also makes complete sense.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2017, 03:00:07 pm »
I think The Last Jedi is an even worse title than Attack of the Clones.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2017, 03:01:43 pm »
Yeah,and its obvious Luke is going to become one with the force

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2017, 05:39:16 pm »
Maybe it's The Last Jedi in that they're doing away with the order


Idk, it'll be mediocre whatever they decide

Also, she's Han's daughter, not a Kenobi, not a Skywalker, not some random chick, she's a Solo, anyone that thinks anything different is wrong.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2017, 05:53:21 pm »
SPOILERS: It's sh​it.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2017, 06:41:10 pm »
Woo! Wild speculation with no trailer and only a three-word title to go off from!

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2017, 06:46:51 pm »
WOOOO!

It could also just mean Luke, seeing as he is at this point the last Jedi.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2017, 08:50:15 pm »
Luke dies. His student is the last Jedi. His student falls to the dark side, the last Jedi.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2017, 02:50:37 am »
Until the sequels get their own version of the expanded universe and it turns out there are about eighty billion jedi hiding on other planets like there were during the original trilogy if you go by the expanded universe.

Also if you inject people with Zzandron crystals they exhibit Jedi like powers. Once Han Solo's cousin who was a Jedi and hiding on the planet Draylon from the Empire was injected with the crystals by Shyyt Baddo (Darth vader's 5th secret apprentice)  which turned him into a Hyper-Jedi. He'd recently discovered that the Empire were constructing a fourth Death Star in a nearby system, with the power of eight regular Death Stars, so he used his Hyper-Jedi powers to steer Draylon through space and smash into the new Death Star. Also the Satan guy from the cantina was his sidekick and also a Jedi after he defected from being Palpatine's secret SECRET apprentice when he discovered he was actually a clone of the original satan guy being manipulated as part of a plot to infiltrate a medical freighter headed for the planet Shel-b. in the Vyl system. The crux of the story is that the satan guy has a Kashyykiean onion on his belt, which was the height of fashion during the era of the Galactic Empire. For more information please consult your local merchandise. 
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2017, 07:18:56 am »
X WINGS X WINGS

AT ST AT ST

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2017, 08:00:58 am »
UGNH yes SLinky more. Polish my dick with woodoo hide
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2017, 10:58:37 am »
Yes Sam give me your nutripaste from the tube mounted inside your helmet.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2017, 03:42:58 pm »
*me sensuously runs his fingers over Slinky's chest, pressing the button which SHUTS OFF HIS SUIT* HAHAHAHA GOT YOU NOW! Into the garbage compactor! (sure hope nobody shuts it off)
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2017, 05:43:27 pm »
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No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.