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Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« on: January 23, 2017, 11:05:47 am »


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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2017, 12:27:06 pm »
That's kind of underwhelming but also makes complete sense.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2017, 03:00:07 pm »
I think The Last Jedi is an even worse title than Attack of the Clones.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2017, 03:01:43 pm »
Yeah,and its obvious Luke is going to become one with the force

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2017, 05:39:16 pm »
Maybe it's The Last Jedi in that they're doing away with the order


Idk, it'll be mediocre whatever they decide

Also, she's Han's daughter, not a Kenobi, not a Skywalker, not some random chick, she's a Solo, anyone that thinks anything different is wrong.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2017, 05:53:21 pm »
SPOILERS: It's sh​it.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2017, 06:41:10 pm »
Woo! Wild speculation with no trailer and only a three-word title to go off from!

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2017, 06:46:51 pm »
WOOOO!

It could also just mean Luke, seeing as he is at this point the last Jedi.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2017, 08:50:15 pm »
Luke dies. His student is the last Jedi. His student falls to the dark side, the last Jedi.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2017, 02:50:37 am »
Until the sequels get their own version of the expanded universe and it turns out there are about eighty billion jedi hiding on other planets like there were during the original trilogy if you go by the expanded universe.

Also if you inject people with Zzandron crystals they exhibit Jedi like powers. Once Han Solo's cousin who was a Jedi and hiding on the planet Draylon from the Empire was injected with the crystals by Shyyt Baddo (Darth vader's 5th secret apprentice)  which turned him into a Hyper-Jedi. He'd recently discovered that the Empire were constructing a fourth Death Star in a nearby system, with the power of eight regular Death Stars, so he used his Hyper-Jedi powers to steer Draylon through space and smash into the new Death Star. Also the Satan guy from the cantina was his sidekick and also a Jedi after he defected from being Palpatine's secret SECRET apprentice when he discovered he was actually a clone of the original satan guy being manipulated as part of a plot to infiltrate a medical freighter headed for the planet Shel-b. in the Vyl system. The crux of the story is that the satan guy has a Kashyykiean onion on his belt, which was the height of fashion during the era of the Galactic Empire. For more information please consult your local merchandise. 
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2017, 07:18:56 am »
X WINGS X WINGS

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2017, 08:00:58 am »
UGNH yes SLinky more. Polish my dick with woodoo hide
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2017, 10:58:37 am »
Yes Sam give me your nutripaste from the tube mounted inside your helmet.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2017, 03:42:58 pm »
*me sensuously runs his fingers over Slinky's chest, pressing the button which SHUTS OFF HIS SUIT* HAHAHAHA GOT YOU NOW! Into the garbage compactor! (sure hope nobody shuts it off)
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2017, 05:43:27 pm »
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No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2017, 07:47:20 pm »
Not sure how I'm the first one to post this, but here you go:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ</a>

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2017, 07:53:04 pm »
Maan I still gotta see the other two movies.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2017, 07:53:48 pm »
The longer you wait, the longer it takes to catch up!

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2017, 09:15:41 pm »
Haven't seen the trailer yet, hopefully I can get ahold of a screen bigger than my phone or tiny tablet tomorrow.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2017, 06:11:07 am »
Maan I still gotta see the other two movies.

Watch Force Awakens but don't bother with Star Wars: Rogue Squadron Genesis: The Movie: Chapter 1: Rogue One: A Star War Stories.

I didn't and I've never been happier.



Now go see Star Wars and I'll give you a beer.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2017, 08:06:13 am »
SPOILERS: It's sh​it.

Haha I quoted myself from earlier in the thread to try and look like a bigshot calling things when really I have nothing of value to add (much like Disney).
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2017, 09:30:59 am »
Saw the trailer, happy that it didn't give away too much.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2017, 09:45:29 am »
Yeah it looks fine. I'm glad Luke is finally thinking logically and realized that using the Force in the fashion that the Jedi and Sith have been doing is the entire problem.

Filmmakers really in love with contrasting colors off of large, white backdrops lately. I trace it back to that opening scene from the second Star Trek reboot.

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You know, the one with the white trees with red leaves or whatever?
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2017, 10:51:12 am »
they're making kind of a lot of star wars lately

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2017, 11:35:26 am »




I see what you mean. Red and white makes a really striking contrast, though.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2017, 11:39:38 am »
Yeah that's the one! And it is a good contrast.

Seems like that movie reminded a lot of filmmakers that such a contrast existed.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2017, 08:59:15 pm »
http://imgur.com/a/UVFKg

Preview images.  Not sure how I feel about the crowd shots.  The aliens don't look right.  They look more like they're from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie than Star Wars.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2017, 09:57:48 am »
Yeah none of them reach the high standard set by this creative masterwork:
 

I actually think they look cool. Also there's a new species of Lady Gagas apparently.
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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2017, 04:04:06 pm »
We're used to seeing all the rough, backwater places and the aliens that live there. We don't often get to see the affluent part of the galaxy.

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Re: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2017, 04:53:40 pm »
Yeah, it certainly looks different to any previous Star Wars stuff but it looks like it lives in the same universe and it isn't prequel trash.

I'll take a giant posh alien horse over a "Jetster Dexter" any day of the week >_>
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